See, that's the problem with KF - they're all so terminally online that "lolcows" will never make you laugh unless you are also terminally online. But if you've actually got some real world experience under your belt, then none of it will be. Shit, I can go to my local Wal-Mart or bus shelter and see shit way funnier than any "lolcow" around. "Lolcows" are just there for terminally online dorks to feel better about themselves. Look no further than the Beauty Parlor's thread on Chantal. Wow. A fat slob who shits herself and loves farts. Wow. So funny. Much lulz. And if you read her thread, it's full of dweebs who have to act like they're so better than her; Jesus, the bar must be really low if they have to insist they are better as much as they do.