Whatever you do: Do not tell the KF user to look near the tail, lower body, above the back legs but below the body.
Don't tell them to stare.
Have you ever seen Null's original dog avatar? The one he was using before the retarded dog avatar? It was a screenshot from the underground cartoon Alfred's Playhouse, which was a black silhouette of a dog with an erection. Kiwis were unwittingly staring at an avatar of a dog having an erection for years before Null changed it for the slobbermutt.