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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
How much does Josh really think he'd get for a clip channel on youtube?

Maybe i'm wrong, but even if he somehow managed to get all the ad revenue he is looking at maybe $10 a week at most. which for the effort isn't fucking worth it. that also implies he's getting ads on every video, no one uses ad block and he's knocking 10k+ views on clips every week. Maybe i'm being an ass but wouldn't/coudn't he be better off doing some Mechanical turk or asking one of his closest associates to let him use their info to earn a living on fivrr or anywhere else, for fucks sake, he's desperate to get $5 a week, when most of the US is over $15 an hour, even a shitty entry level job would get him way more money.

And if we're being honest its sort of hilarious that he isn't really that much better off than Ethan Ralph, whatever 3rd world country he lives in is probably on par with the safest part of mexico, Ethan stays in random houses just off of the resort towns in yucatan, where the police are still incentivezed to give a fuck. meanwhile Josh bounces from one 3rd world country that could very likely end up being part of the russian/ukraine war to another.

Despite how pathetic Ethan is for being a morbidly obesse man in his 30s, Josh is exactly in the same predicament except Ethan repeatedly tricks women into sex and was able to fuck both a teenage girl and a girl with a BMI under 20. Also Ethan has slightly more charisma and at least can say he both has kids and his 2022 was mostly good, Null himself admits to his site dying fast, the only new users are the free speech spergs or terfs who fuck his site even harder and make it harder to keep running, while the last 7 months have been a shit show for Null, Ethan has been boring since Flam doxxed himself and basically took the trolls eye of sauron off ethan/he got the chris-chan curse.

the fact that the worst thing that's happened to Ethan in the 2nd half of the year is his father in law leaking text messages while null has his whole website shitshow proves Ethan had a much better 2nd half of 2022.

if you genuinely only had to compare the current lives of both and cross out the common factors, Ethan has a steady streaming career still, and a woman that is his slave (exactly what Null has been begging for since the blockland forum days) and Josh has a site that can barely stay online and what users it has usually contribute to its demise in some way, and he's freezing his ass off in a literal warzone where the crime rate is somehow higher than it is in Ethan's 3rd world hut neighborhood. Beyond that Josh is doing all the kiwifarms work for free, Ethan at least isn't working for free whenever he plays fox news clips while also on kiwifarms.

if we're being honest Ethan has been the clear winner, beyond that fate has constantly proven him right, Ethan's enemies have all had quite amazing demises in the last 6 months while Josh's closet associate/free lawyer buddy has become a lolcow who will basically turn on josh the same way dick did. Josh will now have the problem of actually being forced to pay for legal advice from here on out. All signs point to 2023 being rough as shit for Josh, while Ethan ends up winning by just being his usual self, for fucks sake even his thread has slightly turned and a few admit to even liking him embracing his southern heel role.
 
How much does Josh really think he'd get for a clip channel on youtube?

Maybe i'm wrong, but even if he somehow managed to get all the ad revenue he is looking at maybe $10 a week at most. which for the effort isn't fucking worth it. that also implies he's getting ads on every video, no one uses ad block and he's knocking 10k+ views on clips every week. Maybe i'm being an ass but wouldn't/coudn't he be better off doing some Mechanical turk or asking one of his closest associates to let him use their info to earn a living on fivrr or anywhere else, for fucks sake, he's desperate to get $5 a week, when most of the US is over $15 an hour, even a shitty entry level job would get him way more money.

And if we're being honest its sort of hilarious that he isn't really that much better off than Ethan Ralph, whatever 3rd world country he lives in is probably on par with the safest part of mexico, Ethan stays in random houses just off of the resort towns in yucatan, where the police are still incentivezed to give a fuck. meanwhile Josh bounces from one 3rd world country that could very likely end up being part of the russian/ukraine war to another.

Despite how pathetic Ethan is for being a morbidly obesse man in his 30s, Josh is exactly in the same predicament except Ethan repeatedly tricks women into sex and was able to fuck both a teenage girl and a girl with a BMI under 20. Also Ethan has slightly more charisma and at least can say he both has kids and his 2022 was mostly good, Null himself admits to his site dying fast, the only new users are the free speech spergs or terfs who fuck his site even harder and make it harder to keep running, while the last 7 months have been a shit show for Null, Ethan has been boring since Flam doxxed himself and basically took the trolls eye of sauron off ethan/he got the chris-chan curse.

the fact that the worst thing that's happened to Ethan in the 2nd half of the year is his father in law leaking text messages while null has his whole website shitshow proves Ethan had a much better 2nd half of 2022.

if you genuinely only had to compare the current lives of both and cross out the common factors, Ethan has a steady streaming career still, and a woman that is his slave (exactly what Null has been begging for since the blockland forum days) and Josh has a site that can barely stay online and what users it has usually contribute to its demise in some way, and he's freezing his ass off in a literal warzone where the crime rate is somehow higher than it is in Ethan's 3rd world hut neighborhood. Beyond that Josh is doing all the kiwifarms work for free, Ethan at least isn't working for free whenever he plays fox news clips while also on kiwifarms.

if we're being honest Ethan has been the clear winner, beyond that fate has constantly proven him right, Ethan's enemies have all had quite amazing demises in the last 6 months while Josh's closet associate/free lawyer buddy has become a lolcow who will basically turn on josh the same way dick did. Josh will now have the problem of actually being forced to pay for legal advice from here on out. All signs point to 2023 being rough as shit for Josh, while Ethan ends up winning by just being his usual self, for fucks sake even his thread has slightly turned and a few admit to even liking him embracing his southern heel role.
Josh can't use Nick for legal advice. Nick is only licensed to practice in Minnesota. I don't know if Nick can represent someone in federal court. Josh uses a law firm based out of Washington DC. From what I've seen by the yelp reviews there was one review about Nick representing a client over traffic case. The other reviews aren't relevant to him representing anyone in court. Nick earns his salary from his streams on YouTube, Twitter, Twitch and possibly business ties with celebrities such as Vic. Basically Nick earns his money as a celebrity-like socialite.
 
Idk. What is the point of using the internet when you get banned over the most benign shit or nothing at all while active fedposters and other goons get away with shitting up entire websites with impunity?
the demonrats have gone to far this time.
 
Josh decides to use the gunt board as his personal army
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A new user calls him out on it (
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Got a bunch of up votes, wonder why the post is gone now.
Oh hate banned and all their posts deleted for "spam"
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Because Josh needs someone to receive his mail in the states, he decides the best option is to hire some homeless local crackhead, move him into a cheap one-bedroom house in a "shithole city," and become his landlord in exchange for scanning his mail.

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He can't hire one of his own users because he cannot trust them to not fuck it up. Who could blame him?

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Because Josh needs someone to receive his mail in the states, he decides the best option is to hire some homeless local crackhead, move him into a cheap one-bedroom house in a "shithole city," and become his landlord in exchange for scanning his mail.

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He can't hire one of his own users because he cannot trust them to not fuck it up. Who could blame him?

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That actually might be a feasible idea
Setting Up Your Mississippi LLC

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Because Josh needs someone to receive his mail in the states, he decides the best option is to hire some homeless local crackhead, move him into a cheap one-bedroom house in a "shithole city," and become his landlord in exchange for scanning his mail.

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He can't hire one of his own users because he cannot trust them to not fuck it up. Who could blame him?

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Gee imagine if he got off his fat ass and moved to a state like Florida where you can kill trespassers it would be easier and make him look like a man instead of the bitch he is.
Josh is very paranoid and that overrides a lot of common sense. Hr has a forum membership that would be the envy of a lot of forums. Cheap living? A drive of a few hours from Pensacola would have solved that. Remember that tabloid newspaper he tried to publish? An intern majoring in digital communications from a community college would have worked. Revenue stream? If he had toned down KF a bit he could an opportunity to earn revenue through ad streaming. He threw this all away.
 
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Josh, despite being obsessed with the Sneed meme to the point of naming his software after it, has somehow never seen a single episode of the Simpsons. If you want to watch a fat guy provide shit tier commentary for a Simpsons episode, you better pay up Paypiggy and subscribe to his Gumroad.
 
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Josh, despite being obsessed with the Sneed meme to the point of naming his software after it, has somehow never seen a single episode of the Simpsons. If you want to watch a fat guy provide shit tier commentary for a Simpsons episode, you better pay up Paypiggy and subscribe to his Gumroad.
So let me see if I am getting this correctly. He wants to make money typing commentary watching reruns of the Simpsons while begging his Pay-Piggies for dollars. I bet you would make more working in WalMart than you would get from your Gumroad.
 
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