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Matthew Daniel Hardin

Jurisdictions Admitted to Practice

District of Columbia
Bar ID Number: 1032711
Since 2016

Maryland Court of Appeals
Since 2020

Minnesota Supreme Court
ID Number: 0397178Since 2015

New York State Office of Court Administration ID Number: 5899596
Since 2022

North Dakota Supreme Court
ID Number: 08212
Since 2015

Vermont Supreme Court
ID Number: 5815
Since 2018

Virginia State Bar
ID Number: 87482
Since 2014

Washington State Bar Association
ID Number: 53772
Since 2018

Professional Career

Solo Practitioner

Hardin Law Office
2014 - 2017

Commonwealth's Attorney
Greene County Department of Law Enforcement
2017 - 2019

He ran on a platform of prosecuting anyone who victimized children. Hardin won the 2017 election.
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Fought to switch the job to “part time” and cut his paycheck in half, and lost
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No wonder he wanted it to be part time, because according to a former coworker:
In the 16 months I worked for Hardin, he rarely spent time in the office. Many days he never came in at all. His absence was routine. Though I was a part-time prosecutor, others noted I spent more time working than Hardin.
As rare as it was for Hardin to be in the office, it was even rarer for him to handle a case, big or small. Generally, he only appeared in court when no other prosecutors were available. This claim can be easily verified

What about the time the Ku Klux Klan took over his town?
Matthew Hardin said on Monday his office wasn’t aware of the flyers.
“I hope that it’s a fear tactic and there’s nothing behind it,” Hardin said
He said he’s still “cautiously optimistic” that the intent behind the flyers wasn’t to incite violence in Greene County.

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Ran for re-election 2019
Lost 2019 election by 2,000 votes

Hardin Law Office
2020 - Current

Currently, Hardin fights what he views as government overreach.

Podcast: https://omny.fm/shows/joe-thomas-in-the-morning/011222-107wchv-podcast-domestic-terrorist-unit-w-m

Digital Footprint

Website: https://hardinlawpllc.com/
Old website (Archive)

Emails:
MatthewDHardin@gmail.com
MatthewDHardin@protonmail.com
HARDINLAWPLLC@icloud.com
Matt@MatthewHardin.com
mhardin@gcva.us

He’s deleted his social medias, but he did have a Twitter and multiple facebooks.
Twitter Archive
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Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/MattHardinLaw/
https://www.facebook.com/MattHardinforGreeneCA/
 
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Matthew Daniel Hardin

Jurisdictions Admitted to Practice

District of Columbia
Bar ID Number: 1032711
Since 2016

Maryland Court of Appeals
Since 2020

Minnesota Supreme Court
ID Number: 0397178Since 2015

New York State Office of Court Administration ID Number: 5899596
Since 2022

North Dakota Supreme Court
ID Number: 08212
Since 2015

Vermont Supreme Court
ID Number: 5815
Since 2018

Virginia State Bar
ID Number: 87482
Since 2014

Washington State Bar Association
ID Number: 53772
Since 2018

Professional Career

Solo Practitioner

Hardin Law Office
2014 - 2017

Commonwealth's Attorney
Greene County Department of Law Enforcement
2017 - 2019

He ran on a platform of prosecuting anyone who victimized children. Hardin won the 2017 election.
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Fought to switch the job to “part time” and cut his paycheck in half, and lost
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No wonder he wanted it to be part time, because according to a former coworker:



What about the time the Ku Klux Klan took over his town?




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Ran for re-election 2019
Lost 2019 election by 2,000 votes

Hardin Law Office
2020 - Current

Currently, Hardin fights what he views as government overreach.

Podcast: https://omny.fm/shows/joe-thomas-in-the-morning/011222-107wchv-podcast-domestic-terrorist-unit-w-m

Digital Footprint

Website: https://hardinlawpllc.com/
Old website (Archive)

Emails:
MatthewDHardin@gmail.com
MatthewDHardin@protonmail.com
HARDINLAWPLLC@icloud.com
Matt@MatthewHardin.com
mhardin@gcva.us

He’s deleted his social medias, but he did have a Twitter and multiple facebooks.
Twitter Archive
View attachment 45262

Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/MattHardinLaw/
https://www.facebook.com/MattHardinforGreeneCA/
And I thought Null was bad at nuking his DA for molesting kids 🤣
 
Maybe Hardin realized that Null and his milieu are very likely to have various run-ins with the law, and this was a unique opportunity for him to become the far-right's lawyer of choice? Popehat on Twitter did the same thing a decade ago, it's a tried and true grift for a lawyer. Lawyers always look for some extremist activist movement to attach themselves to, because those Horseshoe Theory people are historically shown to be very lolsuit prone, whether it's far-left anarchist TRAs, like in Caraballo's case, or Null and his fair use porn-critics.
 
Maybe Hardin realized that Null and his milieu are very likely to have various run-ins with the law, and this was a unique opportunity for him to become the far-right's lawyer of choice? Popehat on Twitter did the same thing a decade ago, it's a tried and true grift for a lawyer. Lawyers always look for some extremist activist movement to attach themselves to, because those Horseshoe Theory people are historically shown to be very lolsuit prone, whether it's far-left anarchist TRAs, like in Caraballo's case, or Null and his fair use porn-critics.
Null did talk about various other ideas he had for Hardin on MATI yesterday so he does seem to have a continuing relationship in mind.
 
Maybe Hardin realized that Null and his milieu are very likely to have various run-ins with the law, and this was a unique opportunity for him to become the far-right's lawyer of choice? Popehat on Twitter did the same thing a decade ago, it's a tried and true grift for a lawyer. Lawyers always look for some extremist activist movement to attach themselves to, because those Horseshoe Theory people are historically shown to be very lolsuit prone, whether it's far-left anarchist TRAs, like in Caraballo's case, or Null and his fair use porn-critics.
A lot of lolsuits are settled out of court. Despite his so-called years of experience, I don't see any reviews. This raised a red flag from my perspective.
 
Disclaimer: I am not an attorney and this is not legal advice.

On February 2nd, Null's attorney launched on IOLTA account to ostensibly pay for litigation costs. According to their website: https://lolcowfund.hardin.law/ But what exactly is an IOLTA?

IOLTA (Interest on Lawyers' Trust Accounts) is a way of raising money for charitable purposes. It is intended to fund civil legal services for people who are indigent (impoverished). IOLTAs were set up in the United States after federal banking laws were changed to allow some checking accounts to earn interest. IOLTAs operate in all 50 states, Washington DC, Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands.

An IOLTA is a trust account set up by an attorney to handle money that belongs to the client such as settlement checks, advance payments for services not yet performed or funds needed to pay various court fees. If the amount of funds is substantial the attorney can deposit the funds into a trust account so they can earn interest for the client.

Since the money in the trust account belongs to the client, the interest earned from that account also belongs to the client. Normally the funds are only in there for a short time or they are relatively small and don't earn interest. Lawyers are not permitted to derive a financial benefit from the interest on an IOLTA.

Source: https://www.americanbar.org/groups/interest_lawyers_trust_accounts/overview/
More information on IOLTAs: https://www.cosmolex.com/resource-c...t-happens-to-the-interest-in-a-trust-account/

Now according to Quora, a lawyer will usually spend between 10 to 50 hours on a case depending on its complexity.
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Currently: Null's fund has $157,886 in it. Null has stated that he is looking for an out of court settlement rather than an expensive court case.

In a previous thread, I think it stated that Matthew Hardin's legal fees ranged from $285 to $400 per hour which for the Washington DC area is reasonable.

Let's assume that Hardin charges $340/hour which is approximately halfway between these two figures.

At 10 hours X $340/hour Hardin's legal fees amount to $3,400
At 50 hours X $340/hour Hardin's legal fees amount to $17,000

Based on Hardin's previous thread, I am going to assume that he isn't the type of person who is a "ball of fire" litigator but one who prefers to settle things quietly behind the scenes. So It would be a reasonable conclusion that Hardin's time would probably be in the lower end of the 10 to 50 hour range.

Contingency Fees vs. Hourly rate: Lawyers who handle civil litigation cases typically work on a contingency basis. In other words, if they win the case they get a percentage of the damages awarded. Typically the average is around 33% (1/3). So if Null and Epik for example agree to a $100,000 out of court settlement, Hardin would collect 1/3 of that about $33,333, while Null would get the rest $66,666 minus whatever court costs would involved.

And here is the catch with a contingency arrangement. Generally on a contingency basis lawyers only get paid if they win. If an lawyer doesn't think they have a very strong case, that attorney might enter negotiations with the other party to come up with an agreed upon settlement and avoid the expense of a trial.

In other words in the event of an out of court settlement, the IOLTA funding may not even be necessary (certainly not to the tune of $157,886).
 
It should be noted also I think that Null is doing not even the bare minimum of transparency and is dodging questions about his legal plans. At least some people still seem to be under the impression that this is being brought to trial whereas Null seems to be expressing that he would prefer to settle begging the question of why exactly he needed 150k or even his initial goal of 75k which he stated would be the minimum he would need for such a case.

In the sense that he seems to be leading people on by hyperbolizing the financial requirements and then immediately taking the cheapest way out which is not what he outlined in the initial plea for donos.
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Here is Null completely ignoring a user asking for a timeline for his legal action. Null has also not put up a tally for the donos he received which he said he would do meaning that if you want an update on the fundraiser you will need to get the amount from the main site and then search through the litigation thread to find the latest update and then add that with the total from the main site.

It's almost like he is trying to make this info hard to find. For all these reasons I do suspect this to be a grift.
 
t's almost like he is trying to make this info hard to find. For all these reasons I do suspect this to be a grift.
I posted it elsewhere, will update this here when I get back to a computer later but you're right, it's absolutely transparent that it's a grift: when he's touting for donations he talks about the lawsuit and what he says he's planning to do. However, the donation collection pages say nothing about any of that and actually they say the opposite: no refunds, this is a personal donation to Joshua Moon to be spent on whatever he likes with no expectation of a particular result, etc etc.
 
If the amount of funds is substantial the attorney can deposit the funds into a trust account so they can earn interest for the client.
Define "substantial". Is $100k substantial? Is $1 million? $1000?

Now according to Quora, a lawyer will usually spend between 10 to 50 hours on a case depending on its complexity.

My dude, this is not gonna be a single 50 hour standard case. Whether he sues Epik or Caraballo or LFJ or all three, there are inevitably going to be anti-SLAPP motions from all or some of them, and those anti-SLAPP motions can take up to a year to fight in court. Hardin won't be able to do anything if there is anti-SLAPP in place, All Hardin will be doing is fighting the anti-SLAPP. Especially in California, where LFJ/Honeycomb are, anti-SLAPP is very strong. Marilyn Manson filed a defamation lolsuit against his ex-girlfriend who claimed she was #MeTooed by him, and he spent a year in court fighting anti-SLAPP in California and he still lost. Marilyn Manson is a multi-millionaire rockstar who had a team of the best Hollywood lawyers money can buy, and he still couldn't get the anti-SLAPP motions dismissed.

At 10 hours X $340/hour Hardin's legal fees amount to $3,400
At 50 hours X $340/hour Hardin's legal fees amount to $17,000

Again, this is not going to be a single 50 hour case. If the defendants file anti-SLAPP motions - and it's almost inevitable here, because Caraballo & LFJ are de facto TRAs, so they will claim that whatever they said was part of their online activism in the context of a public campaign - he will spend a whole year fighting those.

Another mistake you are making in your calculation is to assume that Null is going to sue these people together. My impression from the crowdfunder is that he plans to sue them separately, in different States. So you're looking at 3 different lolsuits, not just one. Then there's the appeal in Australia, which he claims is another half a million dollars, and then there's the Greer appeal, which Hardin is already doing. Those are 5 different lolsuits, all in all. I don't know what involvement, if any, Hardin is going to have in the Australian appeal. I still haven't heard the name of that anonymous Australian firm that wants half a million dollars to do Vincent's appeal. Null suggested that there was unnamed lawyer in California who wants to do his case against LFJ/Honeycomb there, so perhaps Hardin - who I don't recall being licensed to practice in California?- won't be doing the LFJ/Honeycomb lolsuit in CA.

In other words in the event of an out of court settlement, the IOLTA funding may not even be necessary (certainly not to the tune of $157,886).

That's not why they set up the IOLTA though. Null explicitly said that Hardin set it up to prevent discovery of Null's donors. Null claims that Epik threatened to use discovery to expose anyone donating money to his crowdfunder. (I still haven't seen an actual source for this claim, but this is what Null claims Epik said). So the IOLTA was not put in place to collect interest on $100k, it was mainly to anonymize the donors by protecting them from discovery.

Which is funny because it might eventually be Null himself who won't be able to do any discovery if the defendants invoke anti-SLAPP. That's often how anti-SLAPP is strategically used in cases where there's a speech component: to kill a lolsuit by preventing discovery of incriminating documents. Even if you can show that the defendants have the incriminating documents that prove their culpability, that still won't kill an anti-SLAPP.

Null really needs to read these articles and seriously reconsider suing LFJ in California:



 
So the IOLTA was not put in place to collect interest on $100k, it was mainly to anonymize the donors by protecting them from discovery.
Does it do that though?
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I understand that donations do not establish an attorney-client relationship, and Matthew Hardin is not able to offer individual advice or acknowledgement to any donor. Matthew Hardin and his firm represent only Joshua Moon and Lolcow LLC. Upon receipt, all funds will become the sole property of Joshua Moon and will be held in trust for disbursement at his sole discretion, including but not limited to disbursement to support ongoing litigation or anticipated litigation in which the Hardin Law Office represents Mr. Moon or Lolcow LLC. Contributions are not tax deductible. I understand that if I have any questions about whether it is advisable for me to contribute to this fund, I am welcome to consult an independent attorney or tax professional.
 
That's not why they set up the IOLTA though. Null explicitly said that Hardin set it up to prevent discovery of Null's donors. Null claims that Epik threatened to use discovery to expose anyone donating money to his crowdfunder. (I still haven't seen an actual source for this claim, but this is what Null claims Epik said). So the IOLTA was not put in place to collect interest on $100k, it was mainly to anonymize the donors by protecting them from discovery.
What about those to things cancels each other out and also as an aside are you aware of a concept called "lying"?
 
Let's see this lawyer's retainer agreement and billable hours. Typically they charge by the hour in 15 min increments. A phone call for example. whether its 5 min or 10 min is billed at 15 min. Some lawyers have a minimum of a half hour, ie, one phone called is billed at a minimum of one half hour or hour; however, that's usually an arrangement experienced and well known litigation firms such as Skadden, Arps whose clients are in the business/financial sector-Goldman Sachs, for example-have with their clients. That's not the case here so if Null doesn't provide receipts he's probably griftting.

So if Null retained an attorney he'd have, at the very least, a retainer agreement signed by him and the attorney as to what he's expected to do, and the lawyer would provided Null with a monthly billing statement showing what work he did on his case like initiating legal proceedings, trust fund or paying Null's OnlyFans subs.
 
Let's see this lawyer's retainer agreement and billable hours. Typically they charge by the hour in 15 min increments. A phone call for example. whether its 5 min or 10 min is billed at 15 min. Some lawyers have a minimum of a half hour, ie, one phone called is billed at a minimum of one half hour or hour; however, that's usually an arrangement experienced and well known litigation firms such as Skadden, Arps whose clients are in the business/financial sector-Goldman Sachs, for example-have with their clients. That's not the case here so if Null doesn't provide receipts he's probably griftting.

So if Null retained an attorney he'd have, at the very least, a retainer agreement signed by him and the attorney as to what he's expected to do, and the lawyer would provided Null with a monthly billing statement showing what work he did on his case like initiating legal proceedings, trust fund or paying Null's OnlyFans subs.
Null is grifting his users. His litigation fund still says $157,886 despite receiving additional funding for this. Coincidence?
 
Null is grifting his users. His litigation fund still says $157,886 despite receiving additional funding for this. Coincidence?
I agree. Null's ball washers don't seem to understand how an attorney-client relationship works except for An Ominous and he's probably fine with the grift; in fact, I suspect he advised him how to cloak it so it appears Null's being upfront and honest but not really.
 
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