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- Thread starter Time 4 Guillotines
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Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
It's pretty dope so far. Gonna be running the game booths, so I'll get to use my need to babble constructively. Best part is the pay will be completely off the books. If all goes well I'll stick with the company until the end of the season and maybe go winter in Casper until the next season. Gonna be real fun getting my Joe Dirt on
Time 4 Guillotines
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Carnie life is so much harder than I thought it would be. Easily the most chad shit I've done. I pulled in an impressive amount for my game stall about also worked a 12 hour shift without a lunch break. This will be where I earn my surname, because I'm not giving up
Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
Day 3 of being a carnie. My genuine reaction
Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
I'm really enjoying this bizarre lifestyle. The crew is a bunch of misfits and outcasts that are interesting in their own ways. I'm fitting in fine, as one would suspect. There's more downtime than I'd have figured and the entire pay structure is meant to keep you in debt to "the company store" if you're not extremely thrifty.
I wish I could provide live updates and photos but I'm sure someone would be salty enough to try and get my deplatformed from a traveling carnival lol.
I'll provide photos and maybe some vlog stuff once the info is a week or two out of date.
One thing I wish I'd have minded in the forums I read on living this lifestyle is the need to have a side hustle. I figured I'd have to be dealing meth or something wild but just have a speakeasy in my bunkhouse or selling breakfast tacos would have doubled my money, let alone selling prerolls of mids.
If I stick it out, I'll know how to actually profit next season.
Our run ends in November and those that don't fuck off will be invited to stay at the bosses compound until the next run.
Regardless, this has been a very interesting couple of weeks and not to be too much of a hippy dick the Universe with provide
I wish I could provide live updates and photos but I'm sure someone would be salty enough to try and get my deplatformed from a traveling carnival lol.
I'll provide photos and maybe some vlog stuff once the info is a week or two out of date.
One thing I wish I'd have minded in the forums I read on living this lifestyle is the need to have a side hustle. I figured I'd have to be dealing meth or something wild but just have a speakeasy in my bunkhouse or selling breakfast tacos would have doubled my money, let alone selling prerolls of mids.
If I stick it out, I'll know how to actually profit next season.
Our run ends in November and those that don't fuck off will be invited to stay at the bosses compound until the next run.
Regardless, this has been a very interesting couple of weeks and not to be too much of a hippy dick the Universe with provide
It's the forum of all time.
Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
Day 4 of being a carnie. I woke up needing to rock a piss but feeling too lazy to take the five minute walk to the port-a-potties (and not trusting my peepee dance would get me there on time) I reached for ye olde trusty piss jug.
Sadly, it was not Old Pissy I grabbed, but my bottle of bleach. In true Trailer Park Boys fashion, within 3 seconds of letting loose the bleach erupted into a geyser, not unlike the mentos+diet coke phenomenon, spraying my dick and balls with bleach and gassing my room with what I imagine was low grade mustard gas.
I am become Ricky, destroyer of pepperoni sticks
Sadly, it was not Old Pissy I grabbed, but my bottle of bleach. In true Trailer Park Boys fashion, within 3 seconds of letting loose the bleach erupted into a geyser, not unlike the mentos+diet coke phenomenon, spraying my dick and balls with bleach and gassing my room with what I imagine was low grade mustard gas.
I am become Ricky, destroyer of pepperoni sticks
Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
I am severely sunburned :(
Also, there's some variety of coof going around the camp. Still, the show must go on.
Also, there's some variety of coof going around the camp. Still, the show must go on.
Are you on Klonopin long term? That stuff is addictive. Buspar is a non-addictive alternative and Abilify could be added on for bipolar, rather than lithium you need blood tests while taking. What kind of bipolar do you have?
Get vaxed and wear sunscreen you drug fiend.
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Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
No, I could follow up for more but ran out a couple days ago. No withdrawal
Bipolar 2.
I am vaxed for covid and yeah, was a hell of a day to lose my hat and not have cash for sunscreen.
Check out the gnar gnar swelling this shit caused. It's not even that bad of a burn, couple blisters but the oedema spooked me.
Post pics now you BBC lover.
Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
And so the carnie began to hate 
This shit is like the last legal form of slavery in America. Probably going to bounce before long. They got the wrong variety of Lopez to be paying peanuts
This shit is like the last legal form of slavery in America. Probably going to bounce before long. They got the wrong variety of Lopez to be paying peanuts
Bipolar be like:And so the carnie began to hate
This shit is like the last legal form of slavery in America. Probably going to bounce before long. They got the wrong variety of Lopez to be paying peanuts
-This is my childhood dream, so fun!
-This is the last form of legal slavery!
Literally retarded.And so the carnie began to hate
This shit is like the last legal form of slavery in America. Probably going to bounce before long. They got the wrong variety of Lopez to be paying peanuts
Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
Kek, idk that it's my mood disorder but I certainly vacillate between opinions on most things. It is certainly both something I've always wanted to do, something I mostly enjoy and modern slavery in regards to wage. I wish I could gibs more deets but my boss is cool as hell and the actual work isn't so bad and there's a family and culture here amongst the outfit. But the fucking pay man. Double it and assure minimum wage for all the very extra shit and we're talking. It's a whole thing lol. But tonight, I'm in a good mood. Think I'm going to stick around long enough to let the route get me close to Casper/path of least resistance and hitch the rest of the way with vids maybe.
Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
Oh I have been scamming, but I only get a 25% cut of the take. Sucks hitting small towns but we have some big cities coming, plus a few reservations. Excited to take some Injun gibs
Time 4 Guillotines
An Onion Among Onions
Spent the better part of a week in a cow pasture. Definitely ready to pack this shit up and move on to the next cow town.
I was actually going to quit at the end of this event and just hitchhike on to my ultimate destination but if I wait it out we'll be somewhere that puts me on a short, straight shot to Casper, Wyoming.
This shit fucking blows but not having to hitch for days through the middle of nowhere is MDWU. Also sticking it out will mean I end up there with some scratch in my pocket.
I was actually going to quit at the end of this event and just hitchhike on to my ultimate destination but if I wait it out we'll be somewhere that puts me on a short, straight shot to Casper, Wyoming.
This shit fucking blows but not having to hitch for days through the middle of nowhere is MDWU. Also sticking it out will mean I end up there with some scratch in my pocket.