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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
More symaphy garnering
Chinny reckon Elaine
Is this the most deluded thing Elaine has squitted?
Elaine jelly towards Lidl
Pick-me-ninny Elaine there.
Only she's not got a wob eye, Elaine, you do.
Elaine not understanding that money does not equate class. She has neither of them btw.
Nothing says "Thick, spoilt middle class (lower) bint" like talking about Harry Potter
Elaine is scared of the Yuppie flu.
Pastey, flat chested wob eye Elaine is jelly of some bird whose got norks, a tan and correct eyes.
????
So, Elaine stayed up all night on Squitter (again). Sign of depression. If she ever did get on a psych ward (self section to avoid chokey no doubt), she'd get kicked out after hassling other inmates to use their phone.
 
How's that break, for mental health reasons you understand, from social media?
Simp Elaine, SIMP!

That's the implication to be made Elaine. Imagine being so dense that GUnt jokes go over your head

Oh, I'm pretty sure that there are many, many N-Dub girls who want rip your extentions out. And don't forget the trannies.

Elaine, I do believe that your parents are that negligent in their duty of care towards you. You are evidence of it. But I don't believe this particular story.

Lidl fixation continues

Elaine (who enabled a minor to access porn, like what nonces do) is condoning and inciting SWAT'in again.Elaine wants you to SWAT her, I guess.

Is it a surprise that drug addled, autistic speds can't keep their shit together for longer than 48hrs before snaking? Elaine not really aware of the "sektur", there.

Odds on it's bad obsession, isn't it?
 
So has anything interesting actually happened?
 
Cross-posting from the MATI thread, Null on MATI just discussed this exchange between Masterson and Rekieta where Masterson insulted the good honour of Elaine, so this should go here as well:

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She ignored the personality disorder bit, but not the tax bit, saying her dad doesn't live in the UK. Reminder: Elaine denied having a personality disorder (while also admitting having a personality disorder), then admitted to having a personality disorder in a squit to garner sympathy. Ergo her dad has tax problems. I mean, Elaine has pissed off so many people, at one must have called the HMRC and suggested they look into his tax affairs. Most of the time the tax man will find something (you know what Elaine's people are like), and even if they don't, it's a hassle having to find receipts for a yogurt you bought in 2004.
She's incredibly lazy, if she did a little research she wouldn't have ever claimed being diagnosed with conduct disorder or AVPD. Personality disorders aren't diagnosed in minors.
I thought she was leaving the internet.

Tbh I think her who hypochondriac shit is all her, she only brings up her disorders and whatever else is wrong with her to deflect. She doesn't actually suffer any consequences from her poor health until she needs to hide from something.

I'm not saying that she's healthy, but I'm saying that the only time it becomes a concern for her is when she needs it. Very BPD of her.
This is all she has, and all she will ever amount to. Becoming an influencer didn't work out, so garnering the attention of faggots who sexually roleplay with her on discord voice chats is all she can do.
More symaphy garnering
Chinny reckon Elaine
Is this the most deluded thing Elaine has squitted?
Elaine jelly towards Lidl
Pick-me-ninny Elaine there.
Only she's not got a wob eye, Elaine, you do.
Elaine not understanding that money does not equate class. She has neither of them btw.
Nothing says "Thick, spoilt middle class (lower) bint" like talking about Harry Potter
Elaine is scared of the Yuppie flu.
Pastey, flat chested wob eye Elaine is jelly of some bird whose got norks, a tan and correct eyes.
????
So, Elaine stayed up all night on Squitter (again). Sign of depression. If she ever did get on a psych ward (self section to avoid chokey no doubt), she'd get kicked out after hassling other inmates to use their phone.
As somebody who has actually talked to Dynastia in private, he does not give a singular fuck about Elaine or her crusade against Josh. Elaine believing that he would be remotely effected by legal action against kiwifarms is hilarious.

Due to inbreeding (Elaine does look like the product of such) in the Jewish community, cases of Schizophrenia are quite high
Elaine really wants to believe that she is clowned on for being a woman, and not for being a cloutchasing retard that fucked anuscabbage12 and scratched Josh's name onto their thighs during a 40+ minute call. I'm amazed that there are still geniuses entertaining her Russian larp when she would frequently show her parents her kiwifarms thread on a daily basis. They don't care that she's wasting away in her piss corner of a bedroom. I don't even check this thread anymore because she's so boring and predictable.

Elaine will swear up and down that she wasn't catfished 2 times this year alone, trying to convince herself that it was Josh all along. The poa.st leaks did not do her any favors.
 
I hope Elaine goes on Masterson's show for a live interview & a Q&A with the audience about her Epic Battle Against Null. That would be one hell of a show. Null would then dedicate a whole MATI to debunking it.
 
wtf=They keep calling her a tranny, so she calls them troons
Pretzel spine Elaine, and ofc all the other conditioned, reminds us all... only women hate each other most of all. Btw, the Whale was sliding up in Plodwinson's DMs long before you Elaine.
Considering the routinely straight up idiotic shit Elaine has posted...
She wants us to believe that 1. She is wealthy, 2. Kwiffar aren't.
Remember when Elaine and her passport? That's why no one believes she is rich.
Still at it...
No it isn't. It does give us an insight to Elaine's hypochondria. btw, the bint in the video is probably upset her diagnosis isn't hip anymore and wants to level up.
Re Havana Syndrome, the first few cases were suspected to be "feed back" from listening devices. Outside of that, it was more to do with shitty work conditions (you'd be surprised what sub sonic pulses, from air conditioning etc, can do). Ofc Elaine has never had a job, so again TNH.
 
She's incredibly lazy, if she did a little research she wouldn't have ever claimed being diagnosed with conduct disorder or AVPD. Personality disorders aren't diagnosed in minors.
There's a strong correlation between a childhood conduct disorder and later development of antisocial personality disorder as an adult. DSM-5 allows for the diagnosis of personality disorders in adolescents if the feature of the disorder have been present for at least a year.
 
Elaine says that she has Conduct Disorder?

Conduct disorder (CD) is a mental disorder diagnosed in childhood or adolescence that presents itself through a repetitive and persistent pattern of behavior that includes theft, lies, physical violence that may lead to destruction, and reckless breaking of rules,[1] in which the basic rights of others or major age-appropriate norms are violated. These behaviors are often referred to as "antisocial behaviors."[2] It is often seen as the precursor to antisocial personality disorder, which by definition cannot be diagnosed until the individual is 18 years old.[3] Conduct disorder may result from parental rejection and neglect and can be treated with family therapy, as well as behavioral modifications and pharmacotherapy.[4] Conduct disorder is estimated to affect 51.1 million people globally as of 2013.[5]

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Conduct disorder can present with limited prosocial emotions, lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy, lack of concern for performance, and shallow or deficient affect. Symptoms vary by individual, but the four main groups of symptoms are described below.[11]

- Aggression to people and animals
Often bullies, threatens or intimidates others
Often initiates physical fights
Has used a weapon that can cause serious physical harm to others (e.g., a bat, brick, broken bottle, knife, gun)
Has been physically cruel to people
Has been physically cruel to animals
Has stolen while confronting a victim (e.g., mugging, purse snatching, extortion, armed robbery)
Has forced someone into sexual activity (rape or molestation)[11]
Feels no remorse or empathy towards the harm, fear, or pain they may have inflicted on others
- Destruction of property
Has deliberately engaged in fire setting with the intention of causing serious damage
Has deliberately destroyed others' property (other than by fire setting)[11]
- Deceitfulness or theft
Has broken into someone else's house, building, or car
Often lies to obtain goods or favors or to avoid obligations (i.e., "cons" others)
Has stolen items of nontrivial value without confronting a victim (e.g., shoplifting, but without breaking and entering; forgery)[11]
- Serious violations of rules
Often stays out at night despite parental prohibitions, beginning before age 13 years
Has run away from home overnight at least twice while living in parental or parental surrogate home (or once without returning for a lengthy period)
Is often truant from school, beginning before age 13 years[11]
The lack of empathy these individuals have and the aggression that accompanies this carelessness for the consequences is dangerous, not only for the individual but for those around them. [12]


Like, I really wanna like Elaine, but she's very mentally ill and she's constantly high. Two things I just cannot tolerate. There's only so much crazy that I can tolerate or allow into my life before it becomes too much.

Substance use disorders

Conduct disorder is also highly associated with both substance use and abuse. Children with conduct disorder have an earlier onset of substance use, as compared to their peers, and also tend to use multiple substances.[23] However, substance use disorders themselves can directly or indirectly cause conduct disorder like traits in about half of adolescents who have a substance use disorder.[24] As mentioned above, it seems that there is a transactional relationship between substance use and conduct problems, such that aggressive behaviors increase substance use, which leads to increased aggressive behavior.[25]

Substance use in conduct disorder can lead to antisocial behavior in adulthood.[26]

I really do feel sorry for her, she's a highly energetic, smart and assertive young woman, but she's going to have a very crazy and perhaps dangerous life:

Prognosis

About 25-40% of youths diagnosed with conduct disorder qualify for a diagnosis of antisocial personality disorder when they reach adulthood. For those that do not develop ASPD, most still exhibit social dysfunction in adult life.[19]
 
Remember "171 IQ, honest guv" Elaine admitting to being addicted to opiates (cuz of her personality disorder)?
Beginning to see a pattern in Elaine's posting?
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Hmmmm.,. saying that are fighting the internet wrong uns for super chats... when you are the wrong un. Elaine's been there. Commit crimes, Elaine has admitted to that, as well. Doesn't think rules apply to themselves, that's the wob eye cunt herself again. Aggressive and jig level of impulse control? Yep, that's Elaine. Act cildly to others, yeah. Lie about both a big and LITTLE things. Oh yes, that's Elaine. Few, if any close relationships? Again, sounds like Billy No Mates Elaine (she can only maintain relationships with nonces). She's never had a job, and it's obvious she didn't do well at school.

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Whose this dunce? Got to feel sorry for the poor kids this bint is raising to be useless eaters.
 
I like that my Lidl Drip reminds me of Spooky Bones shtick is catching on.
 
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