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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
I don't think she can be all alone by herself for any length of time. She literally said at one point that she can't sit down and just read a book from beginning to end. My impression of her and the way she talks on her Livestreams or in DMs is that she has to be in a constant interactive loop with someone or something. She can't just shut her down her thoughts and listen to someone else's expression, or try and relate to their reality, which is what book reading is. You can write your own thoughts in the margins but you're basically listening to someone else's story. She can't do that. All of this is reinforced by her actively damaging her own brain, through vaping, drug abuse, aimless online procrastination, bad eating habits, her regular drugs. She's never not busy hurting her already malfunctioning brain.
She's barely literate. If she didn't have auto complete to spell words and suggest sentences, it would be a lot more apparent. That's a big reason she can't sit down to read a book. Some of her biggest online tantrums are largely because she didn't understand someone else's joke or post.
 
she's seems to have a two-faced attitude towards KiwiFarms
She's a two faced person. Her attitude reminds me of BPD cases, mostly women, who think all they have to do is "be nice", ie pay compliments to people and they HAVE to be your friend and do what you what they want. Yes, they do tend to come off and insincere and weird.
She's barely literate.
Generation that has never had to try, just had parents that will waste the public sector's time and money getting their thick, lazy, spoilt kids diagnosis after diagnosis to sick note their way through education.

Elaine is of the mindset that: Her self pitying, self serving squit about how she is "tired and emotional" means that she doesn't have to acknowledge the lies, threats, et al, and other people can't bring it up.

"Y'see, this is just a case of chickens coming home to roost, and as a country boy, that's never upset me..." Detroit Red.
 
Elaine is of the mindset that: Her self pitying, self serving squit about how she is "tired and emotional" means that she doesn't have to acknowledge the lies, threats, et al, and other people can't bring it up.

"Y'see, this is just a case of chickens coming home to roost, and as a country boy, that's never upset me..." Detroit Red.
I don't think she's intelligent enough to process cause and effect. Life just happens to her every day and she's too stupid to realize that life isn't like that for other people.

Even sociopaths can form relationships and if they are intelligent, they can link sequences of events and identify when their actions caused reactions in others. Elaine can't. She's a very, exceptionally low IQ BPD case.
 
Elaine has proven herself to be stupid, an skitzo, that's not an insult, just straight facts. She's also admitted to swatting. And that's some trout pout on Chuckles.
 
elaine on some gurls calling show
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1:17 "if he was psychopath he would have sex with me"- Chuckles
"haha based"- Trollcow

Who the fuck are they talking about? I'm not listening to anything more of this garbage, 2 minutes and 15 seconds, the clip you posted, is more than enough.
 
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She ignored the personality disorder bit, but not the tax bit, saying her dad doesn't live in the UK. Reminder: Elaine denied having a personality disorder (while also admitting having a personality disorder), then admitted to having a personality disorder in a squit to garner sympathy. Ergo her dad has tax problems. I mean, Elaine has pissed off so many people, at one must have called the HMRC and suggested they look into his tax affairs. Most of the time the tax man will find something (you know what Elaine's people are like), and even if they don't, it's a hassle having to find receipts for a yogurt you bought in 2004.
 
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She ignored the personality disorder bit, but not the tax bit, saying her dad doesn't live in the UK. Reminder: Elaine denied having a personality disorder (while also admitting having a personality disorder), then admitted to having a personality disorder in a squit to garner sympathy. Ergo her dad has tax problems. I mean, Elaine has pissed off so many people, at one must have called the HMRC and suggested they look into his tax affairs. Most of the time the tax man will find something (you know what Elaine's people are like), and even if they don't, it's a hassle having to find receipts for a yogurt you bought in 2004.
If I'm understanding your shitpost correctly: his father claimed she had a personality disorder to pay less taxes??? :story:
 
If I'm understanding your shitpost correctly: his father claimed she had a personality disorder to pay less taxes???
You haven't understood correctly, but your version is better, let's run with that, Elaine's dad is a (very camp) munchie by proxy who has destroyed his daughter's health for benefits. It would explain Elaine's hypochondriac posting, and her cult kid rickets look
it gets worse kop/.bryan is on there now.
He's such the token queer.
 
I thought she was leaving the internet.

Tbh I think her who hypochondriac shit is all her, she only brings up her disorders and whatever else is wrong with her to deflect. She doesn't actually suffer any consequences from her poor health until she needs to hide from something.

I'm not saying that she's healthy, but I'm saying that the only time it becomes a concern for her is when she needs it. Very BPD of her.
 
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She ignored the personality disorder bit, but not the tax bit, saying her dad doesn't live in the UK. Reminder: Elaine denied having a personality disorder (while also admitting having a personality disorder), then admitted to having a personality disorder in a squit to garner sympathy. Ergo her dad has tax problems. I mean, Elaine has pissed off so many people, at one must have called the HMRC and suggested they look into his tax affairs. Most of the time the tax man will find something (you know what Elaine's people are like), and even if they don't, it's a hassle having to find receipts for a yogurt you bought in 2004.
Nigger you’re obsessed with this chick it’s fucking weird and none of your posts are coherent. You should kill yourself desu
 
Nigger you’re obsessed with this chick
The customary stock reply to this ad hom is: Simpering simperer type simp.
it’s fucking weird
Not for the sektur
and none of your posts are coherent
That's because you're illiterate.
You should kill yourself desu
Just to spite you, I shan't. There.

Elaine's Dad's money worries. You think that's why Ellaine bangs on so much about being rich? Because she knows she isn't? You can't be rich with the monkey on your back. All of the money goes on junk. That's why her clothes are shit, and so is her hair. Must be awful for her Dad, y'know.... having to deal with all the people she owes money to, drugs she's tick'd and not paid for. I imagine he hears all kinds of creative and persuasive threats regarding his daughters debts.

Remember: Lanno chased the dragon and got smacked on the nose...
Nancy Sez Just Say No...
 
Curious to know what article this is from.
Tried walking it off, Elaine?

Rhetorical question: Who could be dumber than Elaine that they'd believe her shit?
 
Elaine there, inciting/condoning violence.
More money than sense
It's the Alawgs fault. Not the personality disorder leading to low impulse control and comically bad decisions made.
This "Leet haxor" anecdotes, then?
Urgh. Creepy Uncle Dax (diddle about, diddle about, that's a Who ref btw) @in' junkie Elaine, whose got mental health advice for someone. With drug problems and her own confessed personality disorder(s)... glass houses?

Still, I guess it takes her mind off her dad's tax problems.
 
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