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Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Trust the plan...
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Elaine is upset. She doesn't like people (women real and pretend) making fun of the way she looks. Not that she's ever mocked people for their looks... And she hasn't clocked onto the fact it's mostly women doing it.

Elaine has become addicted to codeine. That's why she hasn't streamed, she just needs to get right. That's such a lower class addiction.

You (or more likely your parent) double lock your doors at night because you live in London. Much more likely some jig would be trying to break into your parents house, and steal the stuff your parent bought.

When she's rushing on her run... and she feels just like Jesus son... and she guess she just don't know...

The vicious cycle of addiction. Gots to exercise to produce that health dopamine. Can't lie in bed all day, gauching out.

TBF Elaine looks like a boy. I mean, no T and/or A. Just straight up and down. Real (het) man wants something to hold onto in the night. Guess as she only attracts homos and nonces, she good.

Elaine is changing the narrative again. This doesn't really make much sense.

Soooooo... You are admitting to releasing the porn yourself (which is what everyone else has been saying)? Man... the smack really be fucken wid her brain right now.

Trust fund baby take over? You've admitted you are too lazy, I mean strung out, I mean poorly to even fucking stream. It takes three generations to gain and lose wealth. Elaine is the generation after that. Her dad has made some shitty business decisions, it's going tits up, that's why Elaine has resorted to opiate addiction to cope.

Elaine goes "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I then?

Imagine what she'll be like if she makes it to 30. Although pressing X on that outcome. The abuse her body has suffered from her self inflicted addictions (well, guess the parents have to shoulder some of the blame), she'll prolly top herself or OD in a couple of years.

Of course there is murdered by pimp, I should mention that.
 
Elaine is upset. She doesn't like people (women real and pretend) making fun of the way she looks. Not that she's ever mocked people for their looks... And she hasn't clocked onto the fact it's mostly women doing it.

Elaine has become addicted to codeine. That's why she hasn't streamed, she just needs to get right. That's such a lower class addiction.

You (or more likely your parent) double lock your doors at night because you live in London. Much more likely some jig would be trying to break into your parents house, and steal the stuff your parent bought.

When she's rushing on her run... and she feels just like Jesus son... and she guess she just don't know...

The vicious cycle of addiction. Gots to exercise to produce that health dopamine. Can't lie in bed all day, gauching out.

TBF Elaine looks like a boy. I mean, no T and/or A. Just straight up and down. Real (het) man wants something to hold onto in the night. Guess as she only attracts homos and nonces, she good.

Elaine is changing the narrative again. This doesn't really make much sense.

Soooooo... You are admitting to releasing the porn yourself (which is what everyone else has been saying)? Man... the smack really be fucken wid her brain right now.

Trust fund baby take over? You've admitted you are too lazy, I mean strung out, I mean poorly to even fucking stream. It takes three generations to gain and lose wealth. Elaine is the generation after that. Her dad has made some shitty business decisions, it's going tits up, that's why Elaine has resorted to opiate addiction to cope.

Elaine goes "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I then?

Imagine what she'll be like if she makes it to 30. Although pressing X on that outcome. The abuse her body has suffered from her self inflicted addictions (well, guess the parents have to shoulder some of the blame), she'll prolly top herself or OD in a couple of years.

Of course there is murdered by pimp, I should mention that.
Wow, I know people throw around “BPD” a lot, but it’s very apparent she has it. Her health, physical appearance and overall mental state has been slowly deteriorating because of her obsession with getting her threads taken down. It’s honestly scary to look back and see pictures of her as a normal NPC britbong to now. Seriously, Elaine is probably the most disturbing cow I’ve ever seen. The cutting video still gives me shivers. You can literally see that the blood dried on “Josh” and the blood around “moon” was fresh. It’s not SFX makeup like some of the people here like to debate. She’s not smart enough to even remember the lies she tells, let alone talking about how the “idea guys” fucked her over. It’s just such an obvious pick-me larp tactic that doesn’t work for her because she’s so insufferable and uggo. The obsession with trying to be relevant and pretending like she has all this computer knowledge is just a way for her to identify with something so that she feels she has a personality and a purpose in life. As hard as it is to believe that Elaine is this fucked up, she is. BPD is not a joke, it’s a serious mental illness that varies in severity from person to person, but it’s obvious Elaine has the worst of it. I can’t feel sorry for her because she made her bed and now she has to lay in it. She knows that going offline for a year and working on herself would make her threads inactive, she just likes the attention and she can’t help it. It’s like watching a car crash happen in slow motion and you just can’t look away, you can’t do anything about it, and you can only watch in disbelief and horror.

Whoever did her hair did a good job, though, especially with what they were given. I can’t imagine having to comb through Elaine’s lice- matted, greasy hair.
 
Elaine clearly hasn't spent any time in any men's threads if she doesn't think they get made fun of. Ethan Ralph especially gets dragged, the bent duck, DSP, Nick Rekieta, etc.
 
She doesn't have a personality disorder, lads... It's just that... the thing giving her the most gyp is her personality disorder. Classic Elaine.

If she is addicted to Codeine, then that's serious. I mean, nearly all opiate addicts never get off of it. If you're ever seen what it does... Horrible.

So, what's junky Elaine been going through...?
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Elaine might want to consider her fuckwittery online as a symptom of her OCD, and come to the conclusion that making a return would be counter productive to her mental health/personality disorder problems. There's lots of things to do, other that making yourself look like a tard online. It's probably best Elaine never even LOOKS at Squitter, let alone post on it.

Luckily, as she is unemploy(able), she'll get free help from the NHS, so there is no need to give her money. In fact, that would be the worst thing to do. Give her money. Best thing for Elaine,is to work on getting off the junk, and finding something constructive to do during the day. Offline.


So, if you are wanting to help Elaine, do not use this site, do not encourage her to be online in any way. Just let her get help for her personality disorder and her opiate addiction.

The first step is acknowledging you have a problem...
 
Yeah BPD, schizophrenia, depression and anxiety aren’t real but your OCD is. Thanks for enlightening us, Elaine, the scholar of our time.
 
I don't think she can be all alone by herself for any length of time. She literally said at one point that she can't sit down and just read a book from beginning to end. My impression of her and the way she talks on her Livestreams or in DMs is that she has to be in a constant interactive loop with someone or something. She can't just shut her down her thoughts and listen to someone else's expression, or try and relate to their reality, which is what book reading is. You can write your own thoughts in the margins but you're basically listening to someone else's story. She can't do that. All of this is reinforced by her actively damaging her own brain, through vaping, drug abuse, aimless online procrastination, bad eating habits, her regular drugs. She's never not busy hurting her already malfunctioning brain.
 
For whatever reason(s), CDG has gone from "joshy always treated me classy" to "No, we shan't work together again"
The video (by her)
Today's reminder of how stupid Elaine is...
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Making and distributing porn of yourself... being killed "in the hood"... Well, funny Elaine used the word "killed", not "murdered". Y'see, if you're pissed out of your head and wandering around in the road... do you deserve to be hit by a lorry? And she's admitted she posted the porn herself.

How dumb? THAT dumb.
honestly, she's seems to have a two-faced attitude towards KiwiFarms. First she's portrays herself on good terms with Null and then she posts a video about all the people who were banned from KiwiFarms.
 
I don't think she can be all alone by herself for any length of time. She literally said at one point that she can't sit down and just read a book from beginning to end. My impression of her and the way she talks on her Livestreams or in DMs is that she has to be in a constant interactive loop with someone or something. She can't just shut her down her thoughts and listen to someone else's expression, or try and relate to their reality, which is what book reading is. You can write your own thoughts in the margins but you're basically listening to someone else's story. She can't do that. All of this is reinforced by her actively damaging her own brain, through vaping, drug abuse, aimless online procrastination, bad eating habits, her regular drugs. She's never not busy hurting her already malfunctioning brain.
She's barely literate. If she didn't have auto complete to spell words and suggest sentences, it would be a lot more apparent. That's a big reason she can't sit down to read a book. Some of her biggest online tantrums are largely because she didn't understand someone else's joke or post.
 
she's seems to have a two-faced attitude towards KiwiFarms
She's a two faced person. Her attitude reminds me of BPD cases, mostly women, who think all they have to do is "be nice", ie pay compliments to people and they HAVE to be your friend and do what you what they want. Yes, they do tend to come off and insincere and weird.
She's barely literate.
Generation that has never had to try, just had parents that will waste the public sector's time and money getting their thick, lazy, spoilt kids diagnosis after diagnosis to sick note their way through education.

Elaine is of the mindset that: Her self pitying, self serving squit about how she is "tired and emotional" means that she doesn't have to acknowledge the lies, threats, et al, and other people can't bring it up.

"Y'see, this is just a case of chickens coming home to roost, and as a country boy, that's never upset me..." Detroit Red.
 
Elaine is of the mindset that: Her self pitying, self serving squit about how she is "tired and emotional" means that she doesn't have to acknowledge the lies, threats, et al, and other people can't bring it up.

"Y'see, this is just a case of chickens coming home to roost, and as a country boy, that's never upset me..." Detroit Red.
I don't think she's intelligent enough to process cause and effect. Life just happens to her every day and she's too stupid to realize that life isn't like that for other people.

Even sociopaths can form relationships and if they are intelligent, they can link sequences of events and identify when their actions caused reactions in others. Elaine can't. She's a very, exceptionally low IQ BPD case.
 
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