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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Elaine is upset that people keep pointing out her wob eye, her boney knees and deformed toes. Cuz she's above making snide remarks about peoples looks, so it would be unfair to make comments on how she looks. As she's a NPD bint she can't handle it. So, you better stop 'k? If you keep on mocking her looks (which she so obviously ties completely to any form of self worth she feels) she'll just get really angry and more mental than usual. Leave it out, 'k?
 
Elaine is upset that people keep pointing out her wob eye, her boney knees and deformed toes. Cuz she's above making snide remarks about peoples looks, so it would be unfair to make comments on how she looks. As she's a NPD bint she can't handle it. So, you better stop 'k? If you keep on mocking her looks (which she so obviously ties completely to any form of self worth she feels) she'll just get really angry and more mental than usual. Leave it out, 'k?
Alright incel
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Your just upset your never have somebody look at you like godwinson looks at Elaine.
It sure would be a shame if a former admin gave Elaine an account with backdoor access and she could see your IP address and so knows which part of bongland you live in. 💅
But please do go on more about how your malformed incest ass finds Elaine to be unattractive and see what happens when you decide to continue to fuck with Elaine and the shadow brokers. 🤭
 
Mild frustrated embarrassment? That's the way he looks at her. You must be autistic not to pick up on that.
She's said she already knows where I live. That's a really fucking stupid thing to say, isn't it? It's like you don't know what you're talking about. Y'know, because you're saying she doesn't know.
She's unhealthily under weight, has a wob eye and looks like Tim Roth.
 
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Alright incel
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Your just upset your never have somebody look at you like godwinson looks at Elaine.
It sure would be a shame if a former admin gave Elaine an account with backdoor access and she could see your IP address and so knows which part of bongland you live in. 💅
But please do go on more about how your malformed incest ass finds Elaine to be unattractive and see what happens when you decide to continue to fuck with Elaine and the shadow brokers. 🤭
Godwinson looks like he's being held hostage but go off
 
Plus you made Vordy look foolish. You lied to him. And you tried cozying back up to the broom. Typical cow behaviour. Vordy can be quite the cunt (seriously, check that guy out, he's been accused (credibly) of harassment. He's not above the things you do, well, I doubt the CP spamming, but y'know.
How'd she make Vordy look foolish? I went back to his article about her from December last year and he says he looked at her naked thighs close up without makeup under bright light and there were no cuts or scars. Then he says
Vordrak on his blawg said:
Whilst your author is not convinced by all the alleged doxes,
which, translated from Britbong, means,
Vordrak translated said:
I know she's full of shit and can't dox her way out of a paper bag but the innocent cute uwu victim narrative works for me,
Also
Vordrak on his blawg said:
The account(s) in contact with Echo claim to be Moon. It is often hard to prove who operates a given account, and of course there are always trolls impersonating people in the sphere Moon operates in.
Vordrak translated said:
Elaine isn't really in contact with Josh and I know she's being trolled. But, I can use faux uncertainty to throw shade on Josh by saying there are grounds to suspect him and then reminding people he's a pedophile and all the real shit he's done whilst pretending to be objective about Elaine's bullshit. And if I'm wrong? Who cares! It's Josh's fault for running a despicable doxing site like Kiwifarms!
 
Your just upset your never have somebody look at you like godwinson looks at Elaine.
Yeah, Plodwinson and I have only picked up retarded women

However, you have picked up 0 women
 
What's Elaine been up to while I've been absent...
Elaine thinks wasting police time and maliciously making false reports are b-b-b-based.
The transphobic Elaine wanting us to infer she is going to swat some t&h kwiffar's parents... So far Elaine vs the Commie Farms conflict has been a hiding to nothing for Elaine. Will this be the moment it turns around for her? Hmmmm... I guess we'll have to wait and see...
 
What's Elaine been up to while I've been absent...
Elaine thinks wasting police time and maliciously making false reports are b-b-b-based.
The transphobic Elaine wanting us to infer she is going to swat some t&h kwiffar's parents... So far Elaine vs the Commie Farms conflict has been a hiding to nothing for Elaine. Will this be the moment it turns around for her? Hmmmm... I guess we'll have to wait and see...
I was watching this thread since it's posted on the front page of this site as a recommendation,
And I got to say, this woman is troubled.
Who in their right mind would just flat out be ok with swatting and show that you would do it yourself committing crimes out in the open like that?
She's lucky Twitter doesn't see that tweet as a terroristic tweet and just automatically suspended her account.
 
Healing properties, you say?


"This plant originates from North and Central Africa, where it was found along the Nile River in Egypt1.
For thousands of years it was used by Egyptians and Mayans as part of funerary ceremonies1. Shamans would use these sacred blue flowers to reach higher levels of consciousness3."

No health benefits mentioned... but this "higher consciousness" bit...

"Blue lotus is a popular smoking herb because of its relaxing and soothing properties. Smoking blue lotus produces an noticeable “high” that lasts for about 30 minutes.
We classify Blue lotus as a supportive herb; It can be smoked on its own or blended with neutral base herbs such as damiana, mullein or raspberry leaves.
It’s an excellent addition to herbal mixtures because it increases the potency of other herbs without overwhelming them.
In addition, it can be vaped from resin/e-liquid10 or used in a herbal blend13."

Oh, I see, Elaine can't get any of the Mary Jane and has to resort to shitty legal highs. Does it have health benefits?

"Africa, especially in Egypt. In the olden days, it was used to make tinctures for treating fever and inflammation. The blue lotus extract was also used to treat constipation and other digestive disorders."

Seems Elaine is bunged up. Anything else wrong...

"The smoke from the blue lotus flower is believed to help treat erectile dysfunction and mental disorders like depression and anxiety, but further research needs to be conducted to confirm those claims. Its herbal tea has been used for centuries by people in many cultures to increase their concentration levels during meditation sessions. "

We knew she was depressed... that's right, I'm implying tranny jokes.

"We do need to reiterate that these claims are from some random people on Internet forums most of the time. No claims have been scientifically supported regarding the potential benefits of smoking blue lotus."

Caveat Emptor. Dude. I'm currently smoking the Snoogens flower of the Stardawg God.

Hey, Elaine...
Meditate to this

 
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Is she into witchcraft/apothecaries? It could be a good hobby for her, keep her off the internet.
 
Imagine being unable to get weed in 2023, what sort of third world shithole are you in if you can't get weed?
 
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What do you callpick mes who accuse pick mes?
When you're at the point in life when Elaine is giving you advice... Time to log off and get a proper job.
The shooping in that swim suit pic was beyond Venti. Just give it up. You are scrawny and weird looking, you got a wob eye, which I noticed you haven't denied. She's begun to believe the filter. You Elaine, are the mentally unwell one. Yer smoking crap legal highs (traditionally the blue lotus would be soaked in some kind of alcohol before being consumed).

Elaine, who hangs around with nonces, and has spammed CP, tries to imply that Lidl is a wrong un...
Odd that Elaine doesn't remind us that Prostatehater is the one who admitted to collecting CP. Maybe pointing out to minors the way to CP (like wot Elaine did) is the reason, eh? Also: Another dox threat. Dinny moo.
 
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did some more research into blue lotus

Cop knocks on window
“Don’t worry sir it’s actually just Egyptian blue lotus. The ancient Egyptians used to…………”
 
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