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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Great come back there, Elaine.
Elaine appreciates the sentiment... and wants them to PM her... and wants you to know.
While E-lame is sympathetic... it's not about herself, and she hates that some woman is getting the brooms attention and she isn't. Oh and some BS about being harassed.
Again, Elaine makes it about herself. nfn, not being a cunt really does help, if you don't have obscene wads of dosh, joshy has failed to understand this. And you've got to wonder... if Farrow is so innocent... what the fuck is she doing going on stream with the broom?
A Elaine hate troons because most of them past better than her.
B Elaine who has threated to and claimed to have SWAT people... wonders why people don't like her.
The squit is from April. April.
Elaine appreciates the sentiment... and wants them to PM her... and wants you to know.
While E-lame is sympathetic... it's not about herself, and she hates that some woman is getting the brooms attention and she isn't. Oh and some BS about being harassed.
Again, Elaine makes it about herself. nfn, not being a cunt really does help, if you don't have obscene wads of dosh, joshy has failed to understand this. And you've got to wonder... if Farrow is so innocent... what the fuck is she doing going on stream with the broom?
A Elaine hate troons because most of them past better than her.
B Elaine who has threated to and claimed to have SWAT people... wonders why people don't like her.
The squit is from April. April.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
While Elaine is VERY sympathetic to Caroline, who is actually being persecuted over free speech, we have to remember that it's really Elaine who is the victim here. Victim of her own actions, as it may be, but she should be the one creating dead air with the broom.
Elaine deflects from the reality of the situation... she'll be just another eggless harridan. Also "financial doormat"?
Yeah, but she doesn't have a job. Wonder why she's implying security work... something to do with someone posting a pic of a Group 4 Sec jacket?
Elaine deflects from the reality of the situation... she'll be just another eggless harridan. Also "financial doormat"?
Yeah, but she doesn't have a job. Wonder why she's implying security work... something to do with someone posting a pic of a Group 4 Sec jacket?
1 Again, E-lame does not work a job of anything.
2. Is security work sped work? Weeeellll... PPP did it. js. THere's different kinds of security, you got door man (bouncer), Elaine does not look like any of the female door perzonz I've met. Then you have your Sec Guard, wandering around an industrial estate late at night with a key. Then there's stuff like G4S, you can look that shit up yourself...
Hmmm. Elaine now claims that she spent her childhood working a job to pay for boarding school... Didn't she say she was abused by her parents and that made her sick? Oh, she really doesn't know when to shut up...
Элейн пахнет мочой. See, Elaine? Anyone can do that. Now go wash and change your clothes.
2. Is security work sped work? Weeeellll... PPP did it. js. THere's different kinds of security, you got door man (bouncer), Elaine does not look like any of the female door perzonz I've met. Then you have your Sec Guard, wandering around an industrial estate late at night with a key. Then there's stuff like G4S, you can look that shit up yourself...
Hmmm. Elaine now claims that she spent her childhood working a job to pay for boarding school... Didn't she say she was abused by her parents and that made her sick? Oh, she really doesn't know when to shut up...
Элейн пахнет мочой. See, Elaine? Anyone can do that. Now go wash and change your clothes.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine shills for Chinky honey pot/psy op/nonce hang out tik tok. From the few seconds I saw of it... "cancelled" filters, eyebrows, NOSE, people who've blocked her on squitter, and an animatic of clips from her Kwiffar thread. btw Elaine, people blocking you isn't being "cancelled". You are literally shilling one platform on another platform.
He's King Nerd of the Trekkies now.
Post modern ironic quotation marks there
He's King Nerd of the Trekkies now.
Post modern ironic quotation marks there
E-lame runs to the Gunt Signal
You heard her... SWAT HER!!!
Plodwinson has a type... who fits that type better...?
You heard her... SWAT HER!!!
Plodwinson has a type... who fits that type better...?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Debateable. Elaine is talking about an EU regulation... the UK isn't (technically) in the EU. Plus: E-lame isn't going to grass herself up for all the shit she has admitted, just to report a crime she isn't a victim of.
Mandy cut with Vim...
That's an insight into the fiction factory of Elaine's mind. And Kinoshit's as well.
Mandy cut with Vim...
That's an insight into the fiction factory of Elaine's mind. And Kinoshit's as well.
Anti-Cancel Culture Elaine... threatening to cancel someone... SHe could be some R4 6.30pm (I don't know if they still have the same line up now, haven't listened for years, and you just download a lot of stuff now blah blah blah) sitcom lead. She's certainly that dumb, and unfunny (ha ha sense).
Junkies always make for the worst pissheads.
Yeeeeeaaaaaah. Have you thought about @ing Gunt for support for this one?
Should have mentioned your lewdz.
Junkies always make for the worst pissheads.
Yeeeeeaaaaaah. Have you thought about @ing Gunt for support for this one?
Should have mentioned your lewdz.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Very pithy.
Only took E-lame 13 hrs in discord to come up with that zinger... and she gets into a squit spat with him, that'll probably occupy her time for the rest of the evening.
Only took E-lame 13 hrs in discord to come up with that zinger... and she gets into a squit spat with him, that'll probably occupy her time for the rest of the evening.
brapplebees
Baby Onion
Damn he took her out of his bio and deleted his tweet claiming her but left up the "joke" about her roast beef pussy NGMI. Oh well I'm sure @Christopher Ernest Welke will be there to pick up the pieces as usual
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
It's ALL CAPS
There is only one ginger lunatic that Plodwinson lusts over. And he's in Canadialand. It is tough, it's tough all over.
Or any random discord nonce. Elaine is very "any port, that likes age play, in a storm". btw, this is how you know Plodwinson is stupid persons idea of a smart person.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
She back in the skag bag
Maybe it's cuz she had the flu for Christmas... esoteric lyricism
Junkie and kid of famous Dad, Carrie "Actually, I'm shit at acting, but folks are in the business..." Fisher. Ok, ok, she's good in TBB
Well... J Edgar was a homo, and Elaine is a hag...
Maybe it's cuz she had the flu for Christmas... esoteric lyricism
Junkie and kid of famous Dad, Carrie "Actually, I'm shit at acting, but folks are in the business..." Fisher. Ok, ok, she's good in TBB
Well... J Edgar was a homo, and Elaine is a hag...
Elaine there, the lerd that looks like a troon
She's okay with nonces in general. She doesn't like Flam because he was allowed many socks on Commie Farms, because he and joshy were Buds.
She's okay with nonces in general. She doesn't like Flam because he was allowed many socks on Commie Farms, because he and joshy were Buds.
Elaine should "squit" in my mouth.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
The idea of random Tik Tok users coming across this niche drama and just thinking "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" is making me laugh pretty hard.
This is supposed to be how Elaine takes down Onionfarms????
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine, EVERYONE calls you a troon, because you look like one.
Asexual Elaine there.
Didn't she say she was banned from paypal?
Asexual Elaine there.
Didn't she say she was banned from paypal?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Emp pissing in the sink, there.
Elaine the revisionist... Sure it's the "new kids" making Dunnce snake.
Too much cheese before bed?
"The Candy coloured clown, they call the Sandman..."
Elaine the revisionist... Sure it's the "new kids" making Dunnce snake.
Too much cheese before bed?
"The Candy coloured clown, they call the Sandman..."
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Cute isn't a word you'd associate with Gunt... unless it was him lipping off to a couple of hench men, y'know "Oh, he thinks he's cute, Chooch, well let's see hoe cute he thinks he is when we nail his feet to a couple of 2by4s and make him dance for chicken". Elaine is an horrendous state, so, y'know.
btw Bets on Gunts new gf drugging him and stealing his internal organs. C'mon, I'm not the only one thinking it...
Elaine hates everyone inc herself.
Elaine projects
btw Bets on Gunts new gf drugging him and stealing his internal organs. C'mon, I'm not the only one thinking it...
Elaine hates everyone inc herself.
Elaine projects
She gets called a puritan... and tells on herself.
As Lao Tzu once said... Clinge.
THat's what they call, how you say, an Small Victory.
As Lao Tzu once said... Clinge.
THat's what they call, how you say, an Small Victory.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Lidl... who? I think I remember...
Russian Countryside= N Dub Ghetto, Apartment= Attic room in HMO
Last time Lidl Sock (and a sock was LDs avatar, remember) posted was...?
Still trying to get Koomstars attention.
Russian Countryside= N Dub Ghetto, Apartment= Attic room in HMO
Last time Lidl Sock (and a sock was LDs avatar, remember) posted was...?
Still trying to get Koomstars attention.
Hands up if you think she bought it for herself?
Elaine has attracted a new troll.
What do you call Pick-me-ninnies, who accuse Pick-me-ninnies?
Elaine has attracted a new troll.
What do you call Pick-me-ninnies, who accuse Pick-me-ninnies?
Erm... you said that it was some random cam-whore, then said it was you, but you didn't really cut yourself...
Ironic...
D'oh.
Is that really yer typical Chink squitterer?
Ironic...
D'oh.
Is that really yer typical Chink squitterer?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine and the Hegelian pose.
Elaine demonstrating how little she knows about history. Maybe Elaine should direct her ire at the Islamic world... jk, ofc she's too gutless.
Elaine fails at logic, again. Who is more likely to know more about women? Male gynecologist or Elaine?
Wuz? As in used to be? Elaine admits she's a tranny?
Elaine demonstrating how little she knows about history. Maybe Elaine should direct her ire at the Islamic world... jk, ofc she's too gutless.
Elaine fails at logic, again. Who is more likely to know more about women? Male gynecologist or Elaine?
Wuz? As in used to be? Elaine admits she's a tranny?