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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Have fun pickling your brain, Elaine.
New year, same (you)
Heil Empresa 
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine there, all alone for NYs, just her asnd her squitter feed. btw, you know Elaine really doesn't like being asked if her dad used to dress her up as a boy to molest her (because he's a mincing nonce). Ask her and find out.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Her owning a Tesla is a likely as...
... her keeping Emps name out her whore mouth.
"Ahreeesssst hiiimmmm!"
... her keeping Emps name out her whore mouth.
"Ahreeesssst hiiimmmm!"
Belaine are bezzies.
Elaine is one of those bints that are literally addicted to their phone. Get real anxious if they are without it.
Stood next to you, Elaine... it would be hard pressed to tell the difference.
Elaine's parent's are shit at cooking, must of raised her on a diet of Pot Noodle (other ramen is available) and NRG drinks. Like we didn't know.
Elaine is one of those bints that are literally addicted to their phone. Get real anxious if they are without it.
Stood next to you, Elaine... it would be hard pressed to tell the difference.
Elaine's parent's are shit at cooking, must of raised her on a diet of Pot Noodle (other ramen is available) and NRG drinks. Like we didn't know.
Kwang of Sped chimes in with her two penneth. As for "Left to our own devices"... who does she expect to take care of it? AI? Got to wonder if Elaine was a fan of Teletubbies, as a child.
"manage social media", but it doesn't have an effect. ofc.
Elaine didn't get everything in her Xmas stocking that she wanted. I bet her Dad isn't a real UK boomer.
THis is wrong. Her gen anyway. When I was a lad, maybe. Elaine's gen are all "medals for everyone", being told that you can achieve anything. Result: Zombie generation of screen addicts, who can't chop an onion, nor boil an egg.
"manage social media", but it doesn't have an effect. ofc.
Elaine didn't get everything in her Xmas stocking that she wanted. I bet her Dad isn't a real UK boomer.
THis is wrong. Her gen anyway. When I was a lad, maybe. Elaine's gen are all "medals for everyone", being told that you can achieve anything. Result: Zombie generation of screen addicts, who can't chop an onion, nor boil an egg.
Flawed people = Flawed people.
1. Wow, the reports of lock down damaging the yoof mental health... But "introverts" (ie anti social cunts who daren't go outside fear of getting a well deserved slap) like Elaine missed it... 2. Elaine hates that the world isn't under some totalitarian clamp down on civil liberties, she hates the outside world and IRL people, so must you.
She's talking generally, not about her self produced porn she leaked to get famous and it back fired. The porn she has flip flopped on being deep fake and real. Y'know, you porn she shared with a minor.
THis has been happening, since Diddler Dax (at least).
1. Wow, the reports of lock down damaging the yoof mental health... But "introverts" (ie anti social cunts who daren't go outside fear of getting a well deserved slap) like Elaine missed it... 2. Elaine hates that the world isn't under some totalitarian clamp down on civil liberties, she hates the outside world and IRL people, so must you.
She's talking generally, not about her self produced porn she leaked to get famous and it back fired. The porn she has flip flopped on being deep fake and real. Y'know, you porn she shared with a minor.
THis has been happening, since Diddler Dax (at least).
"Something is only worth what someone is prepared to pay for it"
Takes the money... but does she deliver the goods?
"Give me yer fooking moonuy!"
Takes the money... but does she deliver the goods?
"Give me yer fooking moonuy!"
Trolls bin givin' Elaine's Mum shit... and she want's you to give Emp's Mum shit.
https://twitter.com/TrollcowOnline/status/1741933394588471682
THe compassion of the ELame
https://twitter.com/TrollcowOnline/status/1741916078748434490
Sure Elaine...
https://twitter.com/TrollcowOnline/status/1741933394588471682
THe compassion of the ELame
https://twitter.com/TrollcowOnline/status/1741916078748434490
Sure Elaine...
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Elaine: Onionfarms isn't going anywhere. I will stand by my staff over your demented rants, and you've been reported to law enforcement.
Elaine won't do a video on Empresa because of an alleged rape threat....from someone who is probably an ocean away from her, but she has all this information on him....yet she won't do it. She doxes and "hacks" people but supposedly one tiny comment that may or may not have been taken out of context is stopping her. Holy shit Lainey, that's the most pathetic thing you've ever said. If that's all it takes, it will surely happen more often now.
I've seen that Hellsing avatar used a lot and I've even used it myself before for a while on some old accounts.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
E-lame blames society. Society uneffected.
It's ok when Elaine bantz, just don't bantz back.
It's ok when Elaine bantz, just don't bantz back.
I think Sprate just pointed out that Elaine had admitted. js
Elaine, (reminder: she thinks most of society is too stupid to look after itself, and thinks she knows better) telling on herself, again again.
Elaine likes to sleep in the bath... that's really dangerous, more so, considering her history of drug abuse.
Elaine, (reminder: she thinks most of society is too stupid to look after itself, and thinks she knows better) telling on herself, again again.
Elaine likes to sleep in the bath... that's really dangerous, more so, considering her history of drug abuse.
Elaine helped certain hacking and minor extorting site... ergo...
Elaine talks about the porn she self produced.
What if you shared your lewds with a minor?
Feeling like a phoney
Elaine talks about the porn she self produced.
What if you shared your lewds with a minor?
Feeling like a phoney
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Veiled threat to have dissenters liquidated. TBH Elaine, you don't have to argue with them.
"Some say love, it is a river
That drowns the tender reed
Some say love, it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed
Some say love, it is a hunger
An endless aching need..."
Rumour has it, Cleo sucked off her army.
That drowns the tender reed
Some say love, it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed
Some say love, it is a hunger
An endless aching need..."
She must want to take her place sucking off the Egyptian army.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Looks remarkably like a a photo Elaine posted of herself in a pub.
Elaine and her thing with Sprate. I'm going with It Never Happened The Way Elaine Said. It does look like SH has hit a nerve, tho.
Elaine and her thing with Sprate. I'm going with It Never Happened The Way Elaine Said. It does look like SH has hit a nerve, tho.
Elaine and the Big I Am. Nobody really hates Elaine. It's mostly just well meaning people (some with a cert in MHFA) shit posting and pointing out to the rest of the herd "This one is double mental"
Men might critique the way women look... to express their feminine side? jk. And of course Elaine thinks the bird who looks eternally unage is cute.
Men might critique the way women look... to express their feminine side? jk. And of course Elaine thinks the bird who looks eternally unage is cute.
She implied she drank a fair few swigs of brandy, right?
None of these are mutually exclusive. js. Funny how she didn't inc ASPD.
None of these are mutually exclusive. js. Funny how she didn't inc ASPD.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Has Elaine been falsely accused?
Again with the empty threats.
She starts off with "I don't have a problem with the broom, just with a lot of the Kwiffar..." and it gets so much more retarded. She says that joshy isn't gay. That retarded.
It's a bit "Theyuh ahhhhh trrrrryyyyin' tah psy-cow-lawg-ically breeaaakk meeee, gaaaayyytooooor". lots of sophistry... She wants Sprate banned from life, projects we "I think joshy would be thinking..."
Uses the word defamatory because Sprate pointed out she's a nonce.
No. She's been nuts for some years now...
Again with the empty threats.
She starts off with "I don't have a problem with the broom, just with a lot of the Kwiffar..." and it gets so much more retarded. She says that joshy isn't gay. That retarded.
It's a bit "Theyuh ahhhhh trrrrryyyyin' tah psy-cow-lawg-ically breeaaakk meeee, gaaaayyytooooor". lots of sophistry... She wants Sprate banned from life, projects we "I think joshy would be thinking..."
Uses the word defamatory because Sprate pointed out she's a nonce.
No. She's been nuts for some years now...
What wattage is her light bulb shaped head?