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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1733919081827328116
Elaine... who ruined her own life by "leaking" her porn, there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1733925471488704689
E-lame's YT channel...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1733949101094387786
THe character is actually quite sporty, acrobat shit n that. I've only seen the Animated Series (where she first appeared) and Suicide Squad, but I'm not aware of any scene with her crying over how Chris Chan is allowed to fuck his Mum, blah blah blah.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1733950084809629727
Again, I watched Mrs Eddie Monsoon's sit com... It's claimed by Lynne Franks to be based on her life, tho, I don't think Saunders would agree. However, Franks life is similar to the main character, and indeed there is a strong similarity between Franks and Monsoon. Elaine is more similar to Patsy. WHo is a drug addled viper... only she was a model. Something Elaine will never be.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1733963841942487225
Elaine complains that she has to put up with people pointing out she's full of shit and needs to log off.
 
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maybe one day someone will believe her bs..
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1734082127971377313
Elaine and her runny bottom. C'mon. Cinnamon is a spice. Disclaimer: Cinnamon is pretty dangerous, don't consume it raw like Ash Williams.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734201360331993209
Emp is always rolling, Bob.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734202133296091516
Nobody likes Elaine is the real reason
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734245772294607290
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"Mr Gondola... are you aware of an Elaine Miller... she is the e-beard for... (checks clip board) a Mr Plodwinson"
"Ay carumba! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734241399116013656
"Hey, it's just all jokes..." A little too little, too late for some.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734250848006373577
Many a true word spoken in jest. You have no idea how many Tulisa types want to play the knock out game with Elaine...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734253340526006311
Elaine being compared to a SST bug.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734254948727091606
Elaine puking her guts up, there. X on the work, unless she's been at the kerb crawlers again.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734259251718054329
And the dog ate her homework too, Miss...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734265642029654130
Elaine. Look at a tree, like stand about 6" from the tree, then close your eyes. Now do a head butt motion forward. That will answer your question. Equally, walk into the main road during the school run... with your eyes closed.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734267169372880940
What Elaine likes to think men do. Probably because her Dad is a screaming mincer.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734276877542420935
Still doesn't know any jokes, or the love of a Father...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734289143767683323
Elaine and her autistic shit
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734293065559392277
You work in or around a suburban commercial precint?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734295505516069036
Elaine has been to Poundland
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734297820989931599
You r boss? The Armenian taxi driver with £20 note, slowing down to ask you for "directions"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734304893752557734
Elaine is suffering from a touch of the Ventis
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734310663139332154
Elaine has problems reading more than a few words.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734320914626462101
Men breathe collective sigh of relief... and it looks like she's losing simps like she's losing her looks
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734314095833383313
Is Chuckle-head fighting one, oooorrrrrr...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734338004511240524
1. Elaine looks like a Deadite if Deadites did N-dub bints. 2. No advice you give PPP on diets is going to be taken seriously, see previous point: You aren't much healthier, tbf. And PPP isn't going to live past 44, because... esoteric comedy reasons.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734337500502466593
It's not Elaine's fault she keeps simping for nonces, it's just... she's... like... catnip to them???
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734347640689643917
Very few people watch her streams, and no one ever has said they like them, unless it's "Ker-rist, you are a laughable excuse for a human being". She is right about being a loser
I know it's not a secret... but Ozzy has a porn addiction (going back to the mid 70s) just like Elaine. And Ozzy has been known to get his bum out...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734368556538560578
Face mask... but not covid related... that means she wants to hide her mouth... either teeth or herpes flare up. Maybe both.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734370197983601113
Plodwinson...? Oh yes, the other dead man...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734371542237135221
Showing up at Biden's with a bomb would result in Gitmo Bay Vacationing. With joshy and stuporfied sausage munching Hun... it was more... Quiet... y'know?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734378411919896708
Insomia= Drinking too much soda, staring too much at screen. And by meetings, she means signing on.
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Bit of projection from Elaine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734619679446986881
Elaine, they mean you should just log off...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734627873493848325
Elaine copes about being a retard... It's so dumb... all "People say this..." lists facts about her then "But other people say..." says things that only she has said. She got to talk about herself, it's the only thing she really likes doing. Not so much troons who BTFO E-lame. Still on Lidl Drip's dick. Still being ghosted by Plodwinson.
 
Empresa said:
maybe one day someone will believe her bs..
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Seems like Elaine has been closer to fucking kids herself and keeps a menagerie of pedophiles as well.

Accusations are always admissions when there is no hard evidence to back it up. Thankfully Elaine provides proof she's the real pedo each and every day.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734817722960076883
"Everyone is a genius" Ok.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734862904275456180
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734863204990263394
Elaine actually was talking about herself. Not Commie Farms.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734868900024656097
Two people with no IRL life, there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734870253518135564
Looks like she bottled the Gunts show too.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734874122499264710
Erika? Isn't that usually Blaine?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734877113830785036
Told you she was shilling for him. Hmmm... wonder what happens to Elaine, when she outlives her usefulness?
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734939095988609158
Meanwhile" _Trollcow_ also appears to be active in the doxxing community, and openly admitted to doxxing, threatening to dox, and publicly posting sexually explicit pictures of other users"
"Appears". THis is the bit from...
globalextremism.org

Leaked Messages from Far-Right Platform “Poast” Reveal a Cesspool of Hate

The site’s 30,000 users traffic in graphic racism, anti-LGBTQ+ hatred, and neo-Nazism, exemplifying how hate and extremist material spread on tech platforms.
globalextremism.org globalextremism.org
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734923097726156976
Elaine fails to deny she's a nonce, there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734926871031169356
The femcel myth that women "create life", some what NPD behaviour.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734927315862221271
Citation that the broom has lost weight. I don't think he's streamed himself since he tried to make out his phone weighed the same as his arse. Lucky for Gunt the booze was going to kill him, so he had to stop.
He still admitted to killing a dog.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734928984549286298
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734930200608043415
E-lame losing it, there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734926871031169356
The femcel myth that women "create life", some what NPD behaviour.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734927315862221271
Citation that the broom has lost weight. I don't think he's streamed himself since he tried to make out his phone weighed the same as his arse. Lucky for Gunt the booze was going to kill him, so he had to stop.
He still admitted to killing a dog.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734928984549286298
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734930200608043415
E-lame losing it, there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734935917473751406
"KOOMSTAR! KOOMSTAR! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734938201796538774
Who will murder Elaine in the murder suicide? I'm still saying pimp.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734971996750872689
Some women do get mistaken for men, tho. Plus: Elaine doesn't actually reply to Rainy, and the dirty old man (who is totz real) didn't say whether he knew you were a boy or a girl. He could have (if he was real) thought Elaine was a man. She looks like one (Tim Roth)
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734972745719349415
https://twitter.com/x/status/1734981979647385860
Inc because there is video of Gunt begging Chris Chan to come on his "shitty show". They'd both eat shit and say it tasted good if it meant Koomstar throwing them the merest of clout crumbs. Also: Elaine is bald.
 
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Having picked up the expression The lady doth... from somewhere, Elaine fails to realise "I will dox and swat you" is a popular phrase in the sektur, as it is as a threat, I think that's why a lot of people join. It's a very Guntian phrase. He certainly likes to dox...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735011498555044023
Not suddenly, Elaine. You know that. You were a locow. Always have been.
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"Secret hacker spies". Ker and if you will Ringe.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735055517351809291
Family hotel in Sicily= Room in HMO in NW London owned by a parjeet
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735066272407167322
Is that bed bug bites? Most likely, considering her lack of hygene, but if anyone knows better...
 
Nektar Geist said:
Is that bed bug bites? Most likely, considering her lack of hygene, but if anyone knows better...
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Hm. That's possibly hives but maybe scabies? Bed bugs are fairly large insects, especially compared to a scabie, and they tend to bite in clusters. For the amount of spots on her bed bugs would have to be literally crawling on every surface.
She could have easily caught scabies slutting it up in a hotel. Here's a map of where scabies tend to congregate on the body. Seems to fit
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"Golden message, as always. I hope things are going better for you, I heard about what happened in Armenia, I am very sorry that men are so disgusting."
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Sick again, again.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735375300790202643
"Brotherly Love Relief Truth Temperance Fortitude" These are ALL five pillars of Freemasonary.
en.wikipedia.org

Temperance (virtue) - Wikipedia

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"This includes restraint from revenge by practicing mercy and forgiveness, restraint from arrogance by practicing humility and modesty, restraint from excesses such as extravagant luxury or splurging, restraint from overindulgence in food and drink, and restraint from rage or craving by practicing calmness and equanimity"
Hmmmmmm. Doesn't really sound like Elaine... or the Sektur, tbh.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735380197111636476
First Blood Pt 2 Elaine, there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735381598848139357
Who knows... in a few decades, it might be E-lame banged up abroad. nfn, Cucker Tarlson, has he played a masterstroke, using Gondola? I demand that The Cucker interview Plodwinson. Or at least watch the streams Plodz did. I think Cucker needs that.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735382356402356426
I bet he's having the time of his life. He still, no doubt, has die hard paypigs, and an oz of snout over there goes even further.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735387607834525916
By insects, does she mean the ones infesting her hovel?
 
>In two Masonic lodges
What a fucking retard. So is she admitting to being a tranny since the Freemasons are male only? If she's claiming to be part of the UK's Order of Women of Freemasons then fine, that's believable. But they're also a splinter group and not recognized by actual Masonic lodges, so it's just some broads larping.
 
My guess with her skin is Hand Foot Mouth Disease, but I'm not an expert.
 
Cursed Content Purveyor said:
My guess with her skin is Hand Foot Mouth Disease, but I'm not an expert.
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She made mention that she might be wearing a mask if she streamed.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735404512905515027
Like Gunt?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735406171622662505
Keep on telling on yourself there Elaine
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735424838972424402
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He's the Zig Zag looking guy of the Sektur, y'know?
 
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Keep on LARPin' there
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735753298756460812
What do snitches get, class?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735755826848055779
Such a bint dish.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735766831082938645
Guy's a cunt who shilled for lock down. fr.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735821393470648389
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735821600430100839
"fairly successful online presence"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735821951031980384
Pray tell more about this "project"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735822359423029614
Elaine admitting to being catfished by a fake joshy. She'll prolly deny it later
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735822866736660941
You might need the head shrinker again...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735823481214800146
Hmmmm. Sure Jan.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735833284502782207
Ahhhhh. I get it. Elaine feels threatened by her, because Elaine is jealous that the pedo's won't shield her. Elaine loves surrounding herself with nonces,
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735990861660344476
TFW you know "context" isn't necessary
 
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