Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine and her runny bottom. C'mon. Cinnamon is a spice. Disclaimer: Cinnamon is pretty dangerous, don't consume it raw like Ash Williams.
Emp is always rolling, Bob.
Nobody likes Elaine is the real reason
"Mr Gondola... are you aware of an Elaine Miller... she is the e-beard for... (checks clip board) a Mr Plodwinson"
"Ay carumba! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Emp is always rolling, Bob.
Nobody likes Elaine is the real reason
"Mr Gondola... are you aware of an Elaine Miller... she is the e-beard for... (checks clip board) a Mr Plodwinson"
"Ay carumba! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Hey, it's just all jokes..." A little too little, too late for some.
Many a true word spoken in jest. You have no idea how many Tulisa types want to play the knock out game with Elaine...
Elaine being compared to a SST bug.
Elaine puking her guts up, there. X on the work, unless she's been at the kerb crawlers again.
And the dog ate her homework too, Miss...
Elaine. Look at a tree, like stand about 6" from the tree, then close your eyes. Now do a head butt motion forward. That will answer your question. Equally, walk into the main road during the school run... with your eyes closed.
What Elaine likes to think men do. Probably because her Dad is a screaming mincer.
Many a true word spoken in jest. You have no idea how many Tulisa types want to play the knock out game with Elaine...
Elaine being compared to a SST bug.
Elaine puking her guts up, there. X on the work, unless she's been at the kerb crawlers again.
And the dog ate her homework too, Miss...
Elaine. Look at a tree, like stand about 6" from the tree, then close your eyes. Now do a head butt motion forward. That will answer your question. Equally, walk into the main road during the school run... with your eyes closed.
What Elaine likes to think men do. Probably because her Dad is a screaming mincer.