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Christopher Ernest Welke / Cow Poly / Tapper7

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Please don't go after falsies, she's friends with Regina and has never spread her pussy (which is immaculate and pristine) on onlyfans. She is a good person and so is Regina and the rest of Mr. Poly's friends.
 
Mike Propagandist said:
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Please don't go after falsies, she's friends with Regina and has never spread her pussy (which is immaculate and pristine) on onlyfans. She is a good person and so is Regina and the rest of Mr. Poly's friends.
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Edit: note, nudes that you uploaded to the internet of your own free will can never, in any court of law on Earth, be considered "revenge porn."
 
Reason: Legal disclaimers protect EVERYONE
I didn't pay for this content, it was releasd by the creator doesn't mean its as Elaine "piss my pants" miller who made fetish cutting and piss play videos btw
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would classify as revenge porn

Cute face shame what motherhood did to those tits

Reddit edit | this thread is a trashfire might as well have some fun with it.
 
cow poly said:
Laywarden has given me permission to state this. Shannon Holbert, age 32 in Tucson working at the sephora makeup in the tucson mall is waiting for you Mike with a gun. not a fed post.
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This is pure Mike Propaganda. Falsies is a good girl who doesn't live with a man she cheated on in Tucson AZ nor does she work in the back room of Sephora. Does a woman with breasts that full, supple and pure seem like someone Sephora would hide away in the storage area? I'm reporting you to Regina for doxing and swatting.
 
 
He used to get really mad at me for her mentioning he simps for since he would always hang out with her (allegedly).

Also remember when Cow Poly would go on chat and say cringe shit like "I wouldn't insult Spooky if I where you" and "Don't mention S_____, if you know what's best for you"
 
 
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Holy shit lmao
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Hosting someone's onlyfans content isn't revenge porn
Hosting content that someone put up on the internet themselves and later regretted isn't revenge porn.

No one is hosting content that was sent to them in confidence with the expectation of privacy. I don't know if Blaine, Elaine, or some other retard posted that to LCF but they should suck off a gas line.
 
Falsies has a nice ass I shared it to a couple of people and they agree and one of them said they posted it on xvideos or something. They don't like her tits however. I agree, Falsies tits are a light 2/10.

I would like to do an analyses on Falsies ass that almost everyone has seen. I noticed that in one of the screens of her ass the cheeks are a lot smaller than her famous big butt one.



Now lets further analyze @Falsies from Kiwi Farms's butt pic that almost everyone has seen.



First she has a weird curve at the start of her ass crack (more on that later), now notice from the beginning of her crack to the bottom of her cheeks there is a distance of approximately 40cm (15.7 inches give or take) This is an abnormal distance between the crack and the end of the cheeks, especially for a woman with supposedly no excess fat. Even if the woman was obese or had her ass hanging from old age the size will usually not exceed 30cm (12 inches), some with a somewhat twisted sense of optimism would state that she may have had a Brazilian ass surgery. This is not the case since an ass surgery or a silicon injection increases the ass's size horizontally and makes it protrude and not sag. Speaking of horizontal ass length, notice that her right ass cheek is 35cm (13.7 inches) long while her right ass cheek is 20cm (7.8 inches). This could only be a realistic possibility if 1. she has a deformity, 2. had her ass bitten off or 3. injected silicon in only one cheek.

After my analysis I will have to conclude that @Falsies, who is a user on Kiwi Farms and posts nudes that everyone has seen's ass is photo shopped in this image, and very poorly I may add, notice that little curve on top, that is a newbie gimp mistake, her brush probably slipped, not to mention for someone who posts her ass a lot she really doesn't know much about the limit of ass proportions. This image should probably be posted in that "bad photoshop" thread on lolcow.farm since it is on equal levels of embarrassing.

Now that we got that out of the way I would like to express a slight sense of disappointment that the quintessential Kiwi Farms nudes reviewer, Sheriff, has not yet given his opinions on these images, not publicly at least.
 
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