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[Onion Null]

Probably checking if we're talking shit about them so they know if they need to block the site in their country.

Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking as well.

 

[youthful_ shannel]

When people complain about the USA, remember that if it wasn't for the Brits BTFOing those "Indigenous" Steppe Wankers, America would be Turkmenistan right now.

 

[Jack]

When people complain about the USA, remember that if it wasn't for the Brits BTFOing those "Indigenous" Steppe Wankers, America would be Turkmenistan right now.

But... WE were the Brits before we were Americans

 

[Onion Null]

I am going through with partially flattening onionfarms with mergers. I know I probably deleted some brooms with the merger. If you were inadvertently demodded or you would like a crack at being a local broom, go ahead and DM @kiwifails if it's okay by them, it's okay by me.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

(gets automatically rejected)

 

[Jack]

Oh good lord no. My wife doesn't even allow me to use scissors anymore.

On an unrelated note did you know that opening up an unlicensed dog salon in your house is a crime that you get a $5,000 fine for?

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Oh good lord no. My wife doesn't even allow me to use scissors anymore.

On an unrelated note did you know that opening up an unlicensed dog salon in your house is a crime that you get a $5,000 fine for?

So is selling cars you fix yourself if you do more than a certain amount per year without a dealers license. Typically around 4 or 5 per year depending on the state. Land of the free my ass. "Oi mate you go' a loicense for tha' loicense?"

 

[Nektar Geist]

So is selling cars you fix yourself if you do more than a certain amount per year without a dealers license.

Another question: Is there such a thing as cruelty to automobiles? Because there is such a thing as cruelty to dogs (it's called Chinese culture).

Put it this way, would you stick your kid in a daycare with completely unregistered staff?

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Another question: Is there such a thing as cruelty to automobiles? Because there is such a thing as cruelty to dogs (it's called Chinese culture).

Put it this way, would you stick your kid in a daycare with completely unregistered staff?

Of course not, but the car thing is just another way for rich politicians to skim money off the top of normal people. Which is how they become rich. Chinese people incorrectly believe that abusing them increases the flavor but that's because they're used to eating food that should be in resident evil 6.

 

[Jack]

Because there is such a thing as cruelty to dogs (it's called Chinese culture).

Chinese people incorrectly believe that abusing them increases the flavor but that's because they're used to eating food that should be in resident evil 6.

 

[Jack]

@Catministrator @kiwifails

May I please have a thing under my name that says "Honorary Moderator"?

I just want it to further enrage loli96ers

I would like no responsibilities, special privileges, or access to anything. I just want the title.

Similarly, if honorary mod sounds too professional, I will gladly take "Shitpost Quality Control"

 

[Onion Null]

Respectfully the answer is no.A title such as "honorary moderator" would muddy the waters between staff and regular users. But I could sure use help in other areas of the Onionverse. I will DM you.

 

[Jack]

Respectfully the answer is no.A title such as "honorary moderator" would muddy the waters between staff and regular users. But I could sure use help in other areas of the Onionverse. I will DM you.

Sad reaction sticker would've been perfect here.

Well how about "Shitposting Quality Control"?

 

[Onion Null]

I just messaged about this.

 

[Jack]

Read it again, Danny Owens and jewfag. I have become the staff writer for OF. They gave me the freedom I always wanted. Onion Farms is branching out, and my contribution will be as a writer.

Keep gossiping about us and seething, hoes. I'm the first of many. OF comedy articles start dropping next week

 

[Onion Null]

Read it again, Danny Owens and jewfag. I have become the staff writer for OF. They gave me the freedom I always wanted. Onion Farms is branching out, and my contribution will be as a writer.

Keep gossiping about us and seething, hoes. I'm the first of many. OF comedy articles start dropping next week

You are now the local broom for the Onionfarms Comedy Lounge.

 

[Yandere_Theory]

@Aqua Teen Hathaway Force

Congratulations on the promotion!

You will still see optical migraine text though...

 

[Jack]

@Aqua Teen Hathaway Force

Congratulations on the promotion!

You will still see optical migraine text though...

And you are more than welcome to post it in my section.

I am giving carte blanche to people as long as they don't go insane.

Let's keep it in good taste, but still go crazy. Welcome to Uncle Jack's comedy calvary!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

You are now the local broom for the Onionfarms Comedy Lounge.

I should get one for the Ashley subforum tbh. Since I've asked a few times.

 

[Doll]

I should get one for the Ashley subforum tbh. Since I've asked a few times.

I don't know if it means anything coming from me but @Crimson Fucker would make a good mod tbh.