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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

The original Ashley
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Look out, ol' Ashy is BACK!
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Ash reminds @Anne Hathaway Fan that he is a pisshead. Just like Ash.
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Isn't there that recording of Anne, just after Kfails self exploded, and he sounds like a pissed off homo?
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Yeah, a few people doubt Anne's GI Larp. Just as much as they doubt you got a degree. Six of one... innit.
 
Look out, ol' Ashy is BACK!

I was right about human cig not being her and yet no one listens to me when I say that I don't believe that this is her either. I don't know why people are believing this is Ashley on blind faith alone.

Ash reminds @Anne Hathaway Fan that he is a pisshead. Just like Ash.

Don't believe everything that you're told.

Isn't there that recording of Anne, just after Kfails self exploded, and he sounds like a pissed off homo?

Possibly. Don't know, don't care. I was going out of my way to antagonize the shit out of him after his nosedive so anything is possible.

Yeah, a few people doubt Anne's GI Larp.

Now you're getting it. Mix fiction with reality, keep them all guessing. I don't understand why nobody's been listening to me when I say that.

Just as much as they doubt you got a degree. Six of one... innit.

POST DEGREE BEET FOOT.
 
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Mom, dad, please stop fighting.
It's not fighting, it's bantz. Remember, Anne respects my opinion. He knows it's all in good fun... for me, at least.

btw, advise on getting Ash on air... get @fnaarf on the show. AND use stream yard. You don't need to download a fucking app, and faff around, click the link in chat, type your name in BINGO. If it was good enough for the True King Of Underground Youtube, it's good enough for you rubes.
 
"Were you pretending to be retarded then, or are you pretending to be retarded now, or both?"

Yes!

It's not fighting, it's bantz. Remember, Anne respects my opinion. He knows it's all in good fun... for me, at least.

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btw, advise on getting Ash on air... get @fnaarf on the show. AND use stream yard. You don't need to download a fucking app, and faff around, click the link in chat, type your name in BINGO. If it was good enough for the True King Of Underground Youtube, it's good enough for you rubes.

Fnaarf pussied out when invited multiple times, unfortunately. We jokingly said it was because she was a tranny and Ashley tried to run with that insult for a while.

Mom, dad, please stop fighting.

"We're not fighting, we're having a discussion" - my mom giving that response after I clearly heard her slap my father when I was in the other room.
 
Fnaarf pussied out when invited multiple times, unfortunately.
She didn't want to hang out with a bunch of autists, who make Stern's Wack Pack look like the Rat Pack, ok. Gotcha. I don't blame her, considering her status, it's beneath her. You aren't worth her Sirenesque Southern tones... plus Ash wouldn't be able to keep both hands "above the covers", if you know what I mean.

That is the most beautiful thing about it. If Ashley only knew... and she could, but she really can't figure it out. It's like... not just knowing that Rosebud is the sled in Citizen Kane, it's knowing the meaning of the reference vis a vis Hearst.

Y'hear that Ash? You'll never win. Fnaarf > Ashley Renee Hutsell. Y'see, Fnaarf is all...
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(This was the Jewish actress of great beauty I chose, could have been Bacall, but I don't want her to get a big head) Annnnnnd, Ash is not even...
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