Welcome Statement🧅

Welcome to Onionfarms. All races, ethnicities, religions. Gay, straight, bisexual. CIS or trans. It makes no difference to us. If you can rock with us, you are one of us. We are here for you and always will be.

Follow Onionfarms/Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
          

Onionfarms Merchandise(Stripe Verified):

Onionmart

Onionfarms.net (Our social network site powered by Humhub).Register and up your own little space to chat and hang out in.

Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
screencapture-kiwifarms-st-threads-4chan-37222-page-898-2025-04-17-09_33_26.png

[Tom voice begins]


“You ever notice how the ones in charge stop doing their jobs once they get a little power? Like the system’s supposed to keep things in order, but instead it’s just deleting voices and handing out bans like candy. Misstep by a pixel, and boom—you’re gone. No warning. No reason. No accountability.


Then there’s the favorites—the ones under the mods' shields. Say anything that rattles their safe little echo chamber, and suddenly you’re the villain. Meanwhile, the real noise—the garbage-tier posts flooding entire boards? Nothing. It’s like the mods are part of it.


Used to be about the content. The chaos. The wild west of ideas. Now? It’s all reactions, validation loops, and updoot systems dressed up as 'community feedback.' Same energy as corporate-branded ‘punk’—looks edgy, but it’s all about control.


Look, I’ve seen a lot across the galaxy. But when a place starts silencing people not for breaking rules, but for breaking the mold? That’s when you know the signal’s corrupted.


Keep your head clear. Keep your comms open. And don’t let anyone rewrite your broadcast.”


[Tom voice fades out]
 
Guys I’m a faggot retard but hear me out for two seconds. This is based on pure gut feeling and neither facts nor logic:

1. Lidl and Null are two different people. Null is most definitely fat and male. Lidl is fat but I’m not sure if she is a femcel or a troon.

2. Null simps for Lidl but Lidl does not necessarily reciprocate. She may see him as a friend or like a brother.

3. It’s possible that Null may have had a sexual or cyber relationship with Lidl but it’s definitely over now based on how they communicate at this time.

4. Lidl probably has given a lot of money to the site.
 
George Lucas said:
Guys I’m a faggot retard but hear me out for two seconds. This is based on pure gut feeling and neither facts nor logic:

1. Lidl and Null are two different people. Null is most definitely fat and male. Lidl is fat but I’m not sure if she is a femcel or a troon.

2. Null simps for Lidl but Lidl does not necessarily reciprocate. She may see him as a friend or like a brother.

3. It’s possible that Null may have had a sexual or cyber relationship with Lidl but it’s definitely over now based on how they communicate at this time.

4. Lidl probably has given a lot of money to the site.
Click to expand...
I think Lidl Drip was just willing to go into places like A&H and insult them and not back down and Null saw that as an opportunity to drive them offsite and also pander to the femcel crowd.
 
ipreferpickles said:
I think Lidl Drip was just willing to go into places like A&H and insult them and not back down
Click to expand...
Knowing that any back chat would receive a pink triangle... within seconds.
ipreferpickles said:
Null saw that as an opportunity to drive them offsite and also pander to the femcel crowd.
Click to expand...
Oooooorrrr... lidl (an account that joined same time as one of joshy's bumchums came back) is a sock of someone close to joshy (ergo: not an adult human female) who fucks with the people joshy hates, but is too fat and stupid to fuck with xerself. And has a side line in LARPin as a woman.
youthful_ shannel said:
Null hates female users who behave that way
Click to expand...
tbf, he generally hates females. Something to do with his Mum.
youthful_ shannel said:
Paladin Boo
Click to expand...
That's a blast from the past. A reminder, Onion Farms is often used for petty spats between kwiffar. See Isaac Flores.
 
Boobie Bomb said:
View attachment 88923
Now hold on just a second... You’re sittin’ there actin’ like KiwiFarms is somehow better than Something Awful or 4Chan? Aw, come on now... that’s just—that’s just sad. Get outta here with that mess, man... I can’t—I just can’t with this kinda nonsense today...
Click to expand...

Get the Rope Macaulay is one of my most hated kiwi farmers. All of his posts are rambling near schizo-tier screeds and whining about the lack of white kids in this fake as shit tired old man voice. Of course like most A&H'ers I'm sure he's never even touched a poon let alone kiss a girl.

The worst SA goon had more human dignity than even the best Kiwi Farmer.
 
Bear Hammer said:
So does this pretty much confirm that lidl is not Josh's sock?
Click to expand...

The Yoink Sploinker said:
Doubt it. 4chan refugees were clowning on the fact Lidl is Josh in the 4chan hack thread. With how desperately he's trying to get them to join the cuckfarms, it wouldn't surprise me if he did this and retired the Lidl persona for a while.
Click to expand...

I figured it would be obvious the best way to give up on the identity like everyone says he would have by now would be to ban it, which would make it look less like a sock at the same time.
 
Reason: But I guess that didn't last long. Probably really is his closet troon identity
Boobie Bomb said:
View attachment 88922
[Tom voice begins]


“You ever notice how the ones in charge stop doing their jobs once they get a little power? Like the system’s supposed to keep things in order, but instead it’s just deleting voices and handing out bans like candy. Misstep by a pixel, and boom—you’re gone. No warning. No reason. No accountability.


Then there’s the favorites—the ones under the mods' shields. Say anything that rattles their safe little echo chamber, and suddenly you’re the villain. Meanwhile, the real noise—the garbage-tier posts flooding entire boards? Nothing. It’s like the mods are part of it.


Used to be about the content. The chaos. The wild west of ideas. Now? It’s all reactions, validation loops, and updoot systems dressed up as 'community feedback.' Same energy as corporate-branded ‘punk’—looks edgy, but it’s all about control.


Look, I’ve seen a lot across the galaxy. But when a place starts silencing people not for breaking rules, but for breaking the mold? That’s when you know the signal’s corrupted.


Keep your head clear. Keep your comms open. And don’t let anyone rewrite your broadcast.”


[Tom voice fades out]
Click to expand...
1715534525450432.gif
 
Boobie Bomb said:
View attachment 88923
Now hold on just a second... You’re sittin’ there actin’ like KiwiFarms is somehow better than Something Awful or 4Chan? Aw, come on now... that’s just—that’s just sad. Get outta here with that mess, man... I can’t—I just can’t with this kinda nonsense today...
Click to expand...
"Those heckin evil right wingers!" -glownigger or leftist projecting shit they do onto other demographics and retconning history as usual
 
Celebrate Nite said:
And being part of the "cool kids" club by getting access to a secret section of the forum... you know, if you really care about that sort of thing (which many people do, unfortunately)
Click to expand...
Yeah that secret forum is peak autism for socially inept losers who must feel special by being in a gay club because they have no friends in real life.
One of my old old accounts was talk of the town in that thread for a while, apparently.
 
I find it hilarious how most Kiwis (Jersh included) complain about the decline of white children in America when a lot of them refuse to get married or let alone attempt to be in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex.

Maybe Vivek Ramaswamy wasn't wrong when he said that whites need to start to git gud again because many white Americans are unmotivated about climbing up the corporate ladder and many don't care about starting a family or let alone having a lot of kids.

I feel like it's inevitable that whites in America will decline while immigrant groups like Indians and latinos will take over America long after Trump is gone from public office and it's not necessarily because of open borders or green cards but because in my observations about immigrant groups from the tropics (like Indians and latinos) tend to be really hard workers and encourage their kids to get a higher education than a lot of whites (it's also why the Jews and people from East Asian countries are so successful in America because they work hard and they value higher education) and because immigrant groups from the tropics value family a lot more than whites do (there's a very good reason Indian and latino families tend to be bigger than white families as the Indian and the latino communties consider having children a blessing while many whites consider having a lot of children as a burden).

Shit if tomorrow Spanish becomes the default majority language in the United States as English speaking whites become the minority then you'd still be speaking a white man's language as Spanish comes from Spain (a country from Europe where the world's white people come from as Spaniards are considered white due to them being from the European continent).

Even latinos do religion better than even the most religious white boomer in America as laitnos tend to be far more religious and socially conservative than their white counterparts (because the vast majority of latinos tend to be either Catholic or Evangelical where atheists and agonistics in latinos are a very small minority compared to whites while irreligion is a lot higher in whites).

Jersh and the Kiwis complaining about the white decline should learn to git gud because the browns do the tradcon stuff better than whites do.
 
Last edited:
Kiwismarms said:
Has anyone noticed a big increase in True and Honest members, like more posters have signed up to it recently? Why would you give your card details to a forum that you need to access through tor and a VPN? seems retarded.
Click to expand...
could just be a few whales ala discord nitro or DSP chat.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Tor is objectively one of the safest and secure networking platforms in existence but it's not recommended to do Amazon shopping or subscribing to Patreon content through Tor as there is a risk for a threat actor that can still set up a compromised node to obtain sensitive information. Don't use your credit card or banking details through Tor; cleanet browsers are fine for using banking information as they generally have enough beefed up security to protect your banking details so using Tor would be redundant anyway.
Click to expand...
You don't do any kind of IRL CC shopping via VPN or Tor as most sites blacklist exit nodes as abusive. Logging in on VPNs has been known to get your account autobanned on Amazon for example.
Trump's Favorite Shabat Goy said:
Get the Rope Macaulay is one of my most hated kiwi farmers. All of his posts are rambling near schizo-tier screeds and whining about the lack of white kids in this fake as shit tired old man voice. Of course like most A&H'ers I'm sure he's never even touched a poon let alone kiss a girl.

The worst SA goon had more human dignity than even the best Kiwi Farmer.
Click to expand...
"I'll tell you what's at the bottom of it. If you can convince the lowest kiwifarmer he's better than the best reddit user, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him a tranny to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
 
HmmmmmYesTheFloorIsFloorHere said:
could just be a few whales ala discord nitro or DSP chat.

You don't do any kind of IRL CC shopping via VPN or Tor as most sites blacklist exit nodes as abusive. Logging in on VPNs has been known to get your account autobanned on Amazon for example.

"I'll tell you what's at the bottom of it. If you can convince the lowest kiwifarmer he's better than the best reddit user, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him a tranny to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
Click to expand...
People using VPNs to even shop on Amazon can never be too alien to me. Why do people use a VPN to buy stuff from Amazon of all things. Like at least pirate the Amazon shows and movies on torrent sites for fucks sake!
 
Boobie Bomb said:
People using VPNs to even shop on Amazon can never be too alien to me. Why do people use a VPN to buy stuff from Amazon of all things. Like at least pirate the Amazon shows and movies on torrent sites for fucks sake!
Click to expand...
It's either dumbasses who don't understand when to use a VPN or dumbasses like myself who browse on a VPN and forget which browser they are using when logging in to buy. oops
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

N
Kiwifarms Speculation Why are Kiwis obsessed with porn and lolicon?
4 5 6
Replies
112
Views
8K
Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.
Anne Hathaway Fan
Onion Null
KF Related - General Knowledge I think I can recover a good part of the Kiwfarms General Thread
2 3
Replies
46
Views
3K
Jack
J
Bear Hammer
Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)
2 3
Replies
52
Views
2K
cosmic veteran
cosmic veteran
thefrogninja
Kiwifarms Linked Elissa Clips / Elissa Louise Bordelon / “elb” / @329elb
Replies
9
Views
2K
thefrogninja
thefrogninja
Bear Hammer
Holding Grudges: A Case Study Of The KF Alex Hogendorp Thread And Why Some People Would Rather Die Than Give Me Credit For Anything
Replies
10
Views
333
𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑
𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑
Back
Top