The even funnier thing is that this is something Nick Fuentes, one of their prized lolcows, has unironically said.
*Inhales*
Well, she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She’ll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry uncle
From the Red Sea to Greenland, they’ll be singing the blues
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She go from Nashville to Norway
Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back
Well, she’ll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she’ll stick ’em up Down Under and pick-pocket Perth
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is...
Oh tell me where can she be?
Ooh, Botswana to Thailand
Milan via Amsterdam
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!
Well, she glides around the globe and she’ll flimflam every nation
She’s a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary’s loaded up with moving violations
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Whoa, tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Back to Chile)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Got to find her now)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Where is she?)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Back to Chile)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (Get ready, ’cause there she goes)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
