Cowsphere 🐮 Daniel Lopez mega thread

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Already caught you lying, though

Oh, did you? Where was the contradiction? I said none of my power leveling had anything in it about pedo shit then I guess we moved the goalpost to me power leveling in general, which I've obviously done because who gives a fuck about muh power leveling? I'm certainly not going to curl up in a ball and start asking for a truce with anyone just because they say my name or post my photos

 

[Tetsuo Takahashi]

Oh, did you? Where was the contradiction?

I'd tell you but you more, but you'd have to not be retarded to understand.

 

[the last laugh]

See this is what I don't get. You all supposedly doxed a literal who for what real reason? Did you uncover she was a pedo, car thief with seven DUIs, reviewed the Bad Dragon dildo on Only Fans? Omg, you found some nobody. Good job, . You all sure showed her.

Because it was funny
Same reason for the jambled thread is up.

Pathetic simpery

Jesus Christ not a single fucking person cares what a simp has to say.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

I'd tell you but you more, but you'd have to not be retarded to understand.

Oh that's too bad

 

[Tetsuo Takahashi]

Jesus Christ not a single fucking person cares what a simp has to say.

Please, do tell me more about how much not a single fucking person you don't care.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Time 4 Gaylords has always been an inspiration to me, Odd Opossum

 

[Home Depot Bucket]

I wish I could say 'Why is gaylord such a faggot?', but it is in the name.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

It pains me deeply to announce the death of one of my favorite Onion Farmers, @polonium
Those who didn't know him well or disliked him may have been tempted to say it was the monkeypox that took him, but this couldn't be further from the truth. Polonium was in a loving relationship with the same man for decades and he wasn't one to run around African gay-bars, throwing that ass back.
As fans of our resident gay squirrel knew, Polonium was a man of science. But just like his idol Jack Parsons, he secretly dabbled in the occult. The last we spoke, he was taking the preparatory steps to begin the Abramelin ritual, beginning by creating a golem using 'roo bones, dingo meat and spent tinnies of Veebs.
It's been speculated that a lack of ventilation combined with poor chemical storage lead to a deadly explosion in his laboratory. But witnesses camping at the nearby billabong swear that they saw a laughing squirrel in the glittery mushroom cloud that went up over his home, so it's my opinion that he completed his Great Work and is now a sentient poison cloud, slowly drifting to Florida to dump acid rain on the home of a certain pizza janny.
He is survived by his husband and nine corgis, all named Chauncey. He was taken from us too soon and will be missed

 

[Boobie Bomb]

It pains me deeply to announce the death of one of my favorite Onion Farmers, @polonium
Those who didn't know him well or disliked him may have been tempted to say it was the monkeypox that took him, but this couldn't be further from the truth. Polonium was in a loving relationship with the same man for decades and he wasn't one to run around African gay-bars, throwing that ass back.
As fans of our resident gay squirrel knew, Polonium was a man of science. But just like his idol Jack Parsons, he secretly dabbled in the occult. The last we spoke, he was taking the preparatory steps to begin the Abramelin ritual, beginning by creating a golem using 'roo bones, dingo meat and spent tinnies of Veebs.
It's been speculated that a lack of ventilation combined with poor chemical storage lead to a deadly explosion in his laboratory. But witnesses camping at the nearby billabong swear that they saw a laughing squirrel in the glittery mushroom cloud that went up over his home, so it's my opinion that he completed his Great Work and is now a sentient poison cloud, slowly drifting to Florida to dump acid rain on the home of a certain pizza janny.
He is survived by his husband and nine corgis, all named Chauncey. He was taken from us too soon and will be missed

This wasn't something on my bingo card

 

[hitax]

tl;dr

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

This wasn't something on my bingo card

Pray for the Chaunceys

 

[Jack]

This joke is so dead every time I see it I'm like:

Spoiler: Computer! Isolate the zombie dance part!

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

This joke is so dead every time I see it I'm like:

Spoiler: Computer! Isolate the zombie dance part!

Well the power of my obituaries brought you back from the dead. I just miss him, that's all

 

[Jack]

Well the power of my obituaries brought you back from the dead.

Well I can't argue with that.

I just miss him, that's all

Me too

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Those corgis don't deserve him as an owner

 

[Jack]

Those corgis don't deserve him as an owner

He owns corgis? Well he's a homo so he probably fucks them.

Homosexuals are well known deviants.

 

[Gargamel]

He projected so much he burned out his bulb.

 

[Jack]

He projected so much he burned out his bulb.

He puts bulb shaped objects up his ass.

Homosexuals are well known deviants. Especially Australian ones like polonium

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Why create yet more stub threads and immediately lock them so no one can comment on any of it? Now I have to imply "I don't care about this" with stickers

 

[Jack]

He doesn't even lock most of them have you ever read any of his fucking Nigerian posts? They die on the vine after like 2 responses (at best)

ALL OF YOUR POSTS CAN FIZZLE OUT WHEN YOU'RE FARMIN ONIONS!!!