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Josh isn't dating anyone. He is too narcissistic to not brag about it. Not to mention he's far too anti social scizo and aggressive to have a meaningful long term relationship with a woman built on trust. Especially if it had anything to do with his safe space. She could expose him on a bad day then that gets archived and shared elsewhere beyond his control (like here) no matter how much sweeping he does on site. Any woman with a sense of self preservation would get stranger danger vibes from someone like josh irl anyway. Unless she's using him in one way or another.

Whoever LIDL is, if LIDL is female, is obviously a fucking batshit loon more insane than he is. Crazy pussy hooks up with people that should perceptibly be even below their own league. It's why 8-9/10 (on looks) BPD women end up with 2-4/10 fat fucks. His stupid podcast I'm sure some of you listen to was enough reason for more than one crazy tart to get infatuated with him. That's the kind of pussy Josh would attract and lower himself to slobbering over because he said he wants a family, because he knows that's the best he can get. If you don't think things like the "Manhate Thread" and him purposely cultivating that kind of female audience to the point it caused sperg culture wars inside his board isn't related to his own personal Love Quest, you are naive. I know some of you fags built Josh up into some weird avatar of autism in your heads, but the idea that he doesn't want the thing every guy reaching middle age wants even after he specifically said so multiple times is dumb.

Also disagree with the idea Josh hasn't accepted he's eventually going to get more doxed than he currently is. He already petitioned the SCOTUS for crying out loud. He doesn't care anymore. The fucking lolsuit fundraiser after he chastised Nick Rekeita for doing the exact same thing should tell you what he cares about optics or hypocrisy.


I think Josh just doesn’t care. He’s asexual and doesn’t enjoy any of that shit, and he’s too stuck in his own head lying to himself that he’s the savior of free speech to devote his time anywhere else.

Kiwi is all josh has. He doesn’t see any other purpose in his life

Josh has said repeatedly he doesn't care about free speech, and the idea of him being asexual after what we all know about his past is a real reach. KF is all he has and probably can do, but he also just raised $150 grand unaccountable for things that will never happen. He hates what KF has become and constantly bitches at his current /pol/ type user base who have gotten so uppity they call him a faggot in direct replies to him like what happened in the Stones Toss thread. I agree he has nothing else, but he also said recently he doesn't think the site will be around in 2 years time.
 
Ethan Ralph has consistently pulled women because he has an arrest record, is energetic, and presumably has some charisma irl. Josh has none of those things, he's fatter than Ralph, he's lazy and whiny, he isn't the exotic criminal that attracts stupid women, and he's an ugly charisma blackhole.

Josh can't keep it up and hates masturbating because it is painful. He can't commit to a fucking houseplant. He can't diet. He can't program. There is 0 evidence that he is dating anyone besides one post on a schizophrenic image board. There is however lots of evidence that he is a lonely failson that hasn't accomplished anything.

Come on people, let's use our brains yeah?
 
and him purposely cultivating that kind of female audience
Not really. That was a bit of luck, all the "Terfs" getting banned from loads of places. They ended up on Commie Farms, also with other people who also got banned for other "wrong think".
I know some of you fags built Josh up into some weird avatar of autism in your heads,
TBF, it's backed up with caps of his posts.
but the idea that he doesn't want the thing every guy reaching middle age wants even after he specifically said so multiple times is dumb.
Wanting and getting. Two different things.
Josh has said repeatedly he doesn't care about free speech,
But that was after years of repeatedly saying "It's only drawings... it's only freeze peeeech" ANd he gave up on that BS when he knew everyone knew he'd ban people for any old shit.
asexual after what we all know about his past is a real reach.
He did say he gets no pleasure from sex (with other people(?), but yes... if we are going on his past... he's sexual. Just homosexual.

and presumably has some charisma irl
A lot of it, I think, is the voice. Gunt, for all his many failings, does have a good sounding voice. Certainly better than the "Sound of a balloon rubbed" squeaky drone from the broom.
 
Ethan Ralph has consistently pulled women because he has an arrest record, is energetic, and presumably has some charisma irl. Josh has none of those things, he's fatter than Ralph, he's lazy and whiny, he isn't the exotic criminal that attracts stupid women, and he's an ugly charisma blackhole.

Josh can't keep it up and hates masturbating because it is painful. He can't commit to a fucking houseplant. He can't diet. He can't program. There is 0 evidence that he is dating anyone besides one post on a schizophrenic image board. There is however lots of evidence that he is a lonely failson that hasn't accomplished anything.

Come on people, let's use our brains yeah?
What you said about Ethan Ralph just proved the point that even someone like Josh can get a female. Holy shit, what are you even saying here, describing Ralph as desirable. LOL.
 
What you said about Ethan Ralph just proved the point that even someone like Josh can get a female. Holy shit, what are you even saying here, describing Ralph as desirable. LOL.

No m8, I'm saying that Ethan Ralph is more desirable than Josh is to women. Exhibit A, he has reproduced, multiple times. Josh meanwhile has no children, ergo he is not successful with women. but for some reason the thread is now writing fanfic about Josh having a secret girlfriend.

You guys are tumblr fangirls, you start creating conspiracy theories out of thin air based off a few pieces of info because you want the drama of a forbidden romance plotline.
 
Nope, no fucking way is Null ever dating this woman Anna Slatz. Null would only date a woman who fits his type (y'all know Null has a type, I'll try to find the post where Null himself posted pictures of his type), a woman who is very off-line and low profile, not a Post Millennial feminist journalist openly getting themselves arrested for the sake of clicks and views. That's way too much exposure for Null to risk having their relationship become public.

Isn't there a Woman from NY magazine already confirmed as a poster on KF? He lurks threads like Venti, Shoe, Aela, Peanut Vendor girl.... I'm sure this girl is below his high standards. KEK

I'm going to leave it up in the air since we know how transparent he is about things. Even when it comes to how is own site works.

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Whoever LIDL is, if LIDL is female, is obviously a fucking batshit loon more insane than he is. Crazy pussy hooks up with people that should perceptibly be even below their own league. It's why 8-9/10 (on looks) BPD women end up with 2-4/10 fat fucks. His stupid podcast I'm sure some of you listen to was enough reason for more than one crazy tart to get infatuated with him. That's the kind of pussy Josh would attract and lower himself to slobbering over because he said he wants a family, because he knows that's the best he can get. If you don't think things like the "Manhate Thread" and him purposely cultivating that kind of female audience to the point it caused sperg culture wars inside his board isn't related to his own personal Love Quest, you are naive. I know some of you fags built Josh up into some weird avatar of autism in your heads, but the idea that he doesn't want the thing every guy reaching middle age wants even after he specifically said so multiple times is dumb.

Also disagree with the idea Josh hasn't accepted he's eventually going to get more doxed than he currently is. He already petitioned the SCOTUS for crying out loud. He doesn't care anymore. The fucking lolsuit fundraiser after he chastised Nick Rekeita for doing the exact same thing should tell you what he cares about optics or hypocrisy.




Josh has said repeatedly he doesn't care about free speech, and the idea of him being asexual after what we all know about his past is a real reach. KF is all he has and probably can do, but he also just raised $150 grand unaccountable for things that will never happen. He hates what KF has become and constantly bitches at his current /pol/ type user base who have gotten so uppity they call him a faggot in direct replies to him like what happened in the Stones Toss thread. I agree he has nothing else, but he also said recently he doesn't think the site will be around in 2 years time.
Not reading all that. The the closest thing to a woman null will ever get is a sex doll. Which is probably what he's really saving up for. Until then he's going to have to settle for Rosy Palm. Or a Fleshlight.
 
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If we can just take off the alog hats for just a moment, we can recognize a few things:

#1: Josh is most likely just like you or I. If he can get his hands on a retirement fund, he could probably just coast off of that for the rest of his life without fucking up his future.

#2: His audience and his website's userbase is horrendously autistic. As long as he doesn't sperg out or ban anyone for longer than a week for the rest of his life, his website will probably never revolt.

#3: He just got his hands on $150,000. While he might be inclined to just blow it all right now on blackjack and hookers (and while he might be doing this during his "hiatus"), he isn't all that much of a retard, even if he does show historically consistently bad judgement. He is probably trying to decide what he is going to do with this money now that it was just decided that his Epik lawsuit was more or less resolved.

Overall, he is probably very tempted to blow through his $150,000 now that he doesn't need a third of it for the Epik lawsuit, but he is probably trying to figure out how to sell the website and just buy a mail order bride and retire quietly. This is honestly a pretty feasible goal as long as he tard wrangles himself. A big if, but it is doable.

I have to admit that him taking this hiatus shows that he is more measured than I want to give him credit for, but he is a lolcow and a fuck up. This moment of calmness will pass and he will inevitably shoot himself in the foot.
 
Message to lolcow.farm trolls cross-posting unsubstantiated rumours onto OnionFarms: this is not a place for you to aggregate unfounded bullshit. If you cross-post here whatever bullshit you're allowed to post unchecked on lolcow.farm, unlike lolcow.farm we will actually fact-check it and call you out if it appears to be some bullshit you made up because you were smoking something. Lay off the drugs and actually do some basic research into people if you want your rumours to appear semi-passable.

There is literally no evidence of Null being social with Anna Slatz other than him supposedly rexeeting her Reduxx articles. There is, on the other hand, overwhelming evidence indicating that Anna Slatz is the very opposite of the kind of woman Null would be ever attracted to or ever agree to date.

- There are no "years long rumours of Null having a TERFy girlfriend". There are years long rumours of Null having an Eastern European or a Ukrainian girlfriend, and speculation that he had moved to the city of Odesa in Ukraine and/or to the city of Belgrade in Serbia to be with this alleged woman. However, those of us who believe this speculation, will readily admit that there is no hard evidence of any of this, other than Null himself dropping little hints on MATI that he had moved in with someone and was doing things with them. (Watching Breaking Bad together, visiting the Tesla Museum in Belgrade, going on trips, etc). There's also speculation that this relationship might have already ended, because Null said on MATI last year: "Never date Slavic women, they will kick your ass." This is the closest Null has ever gotten in recent years to any semblance of a public admission of having been with any woman IRL.

- Null is not a feminist, he is a far-right extremist who expects women to conform to the traditional gender role of wife and mother. Null will openly scorn any woman on his podcast who doesn't fit the very circumscribed gender role he expects her to fulfill. Just because Null agrees with TERFs on transgender issues does not make him a feminist or a TERF. Null agrees with feminists on transgender issues because he hates the idea of feminine men, which is actually the very opposite of feminist ideology which says it's OK for men to be gender non-conforming and feminine.

- Null only likes white WHITE women. He literally said on MATI that his favourite hair type in women, is women with extremely light blonde hair that naturally bleaches in the sun to point of it looking like white hair. I don't know if y'all are a bunch of Amerimutts on lolcow.farms who have never seen indigenous white Caucasians in their natural habitat, but only the whitest of blondes have the kind of blonde hair that naturally bleaches into looking like white hair. This should tell you how white WHITE Null expects his women to be. Anna Slatz with her dark hair and dark eyes looks way too racially mixed for Null's liking.

- Null has mocked women who have gotten facial plastic surgery to hide their non-Western European features. For example, Null mocked Belle Delphie on MATI for getting a nosejob, saying that she only got the nosejob to hide her Dzooishness from her simps (Null said something to the effect of: "She has the nose, and that [Dzooish] nose is still underneath that [nosejob]"). Anna Slatz has had a lot of facial plastic surgery to conform more to traditional Western European beauty standards, so Null would logically mock her the same way he did Belle Delphine. Null clearly thinks that racially mixed women should not be allowed "cheat" their way into whiteness through plastic surgery.

- Null hates e-thots using their bodies for male attention. Anna Slatz is an e-thot using her body for male attention. Everyone who has listened to MATI knows that Null hates Brittany Venti for being an alt right woman who posts pictures of herself for the sake of male attention, so what is the difference between Brittany and Anna? From Null's perspective, they are one and the same, alt right women using their bodies and femininity for male attention. (Perhaps Null hates Brittany slight more than Anna, because Brittany is more overtly racially mixed than Anna.)

- Null said that he expects women, as wives and mothers, to be passive and subservient to the man in their life and to live a homely life. Anna Slatz as an active, opinionated journalist is way too public and active for Null's liking. If Null makes one wrong move against Anna Slatz, she as a journalist can put Null on blast on all her media platforms. There is no way Null would ever risk dating a public figure woman who is tech-literate, with her own media career, with her own access to public platforms, who wouldn't for a moment fear speaking out against him if she feels the need/urgency to do so. Null would only date a woman who is either very tech-ignorant (so he can completely control and oversee/surveil her online usage) or very off-line, who lacks any access to a public platform to denounce him when he's being abusive towards her (which he will eventually be, knowing Null)

- Null said that upon returning to the US, he wants to move either to Texas or Washington DC. Anna Slatz is in NYC, a city Null hates (like LA) for being racially diverse/multicultural. Null also said he wanted to move to a place with "castle doctrine" gun laws so he could own guns and is legally allowed shoot any troons that try to get on his property to mess with him. That place is not NYC, obviously.

This is why Null would never date Anna Slatz, and why Anna Slatz would never date Null.
 
Message to lolcow.farm trolls cross-posting unsubstantiated rumours onto OnionFarms: this is not a place for you to aggregate unfounded bullshit. If you cross-post here whatever bullshit you're allowed to post unchecked on lolcow.farm, unlike lolcow.farm we will actually fact-check it and call you out if it appears to be some bullshit you made up because you were smoking something. Lay off the drugs and actually do some basic research into people if you want your rumours to appear semi-passable.

There is literally no evidence of Null being social with Anna Slatz other than him supposedly rexeeting her Reduxx articles. There is, on the other hand, overwhelming evidence indicating that Anna Slatz is the very opposite of the kind of woman Null would be ever attracted to or ever agree to date.

- There are no "years long rumours of Null having a TERFy girlfriend". There are years long rumours of Null having an Eastern European or a Ukrainian girlfriend, and speculation that he had moved to the city of Odesa in Ukraine and/or to the city of Belgrade in Serbia to be with this alleged woman. However, those of us who believe this speculation, will readily admit that there is no hard evidence of any of this, other than Null himself dropping little hints on MATI that he had moved in with someone and was doing things with them. (Watching Breaking Bad together, visiting the Tesla Museum in Belgrade, going on trips, etc). There's also speculation that this relationship might have already ended, because Null said on MATI last year: "Never date Slavic women, they will kick your ass." This is the closest Null has ever gotten in recent years to any semblance of a public admission of having been with any woman IRL.

- Null is not a feminist, he is a far-right extremist who expects women to conform to the traditional gender role of wife and mother. Null will openly scorn any woman on his podcast who doesn't fit the very circumscribed gender role he expects her to fulfill. Just because Null agrees with TERFs on transgender issues does not make him a feminist or a TERF. Null agrees with feminists on transgender issues because he hates the idea of feminine men, which is actually the very opposite of feminist ideology which says it's OK for men to be gender non-conforming and feminine.

- Null only likes white WHITE women. He literally said on MATI that his favourite hair type in women, is women with extremely light blonde hair that naturally bleaches in the sun to point of it looking like white hair. I don't know if y'all are a bunch of Amerimutts on lolcow.farms who have never seen indigenous white Caucasians in their natural habitat, but only the whitest of blondes have the kind of blonde hair that naturally bleaches into looking like white hair. This should tell you how white WHITE Null expects his women to be. Anna Slatz with her dark hair and dark eyes looks way too racially mixed for Null's liking.

- Null has mocked women who have gotten facial plastic surgery to hide their non-Western European features. For example, Null mocked Belle Delphie on MATI for getting a nosejob, saying that she only got the nosejob to hide her Dzooishness from her simps (Null said something to the effect of: "She has the nose, and that [Dzooish] nose is still underneath that [nosejob]"). Anna Slatz has had a lot of facial plastic surgery to conform more to traditional Western European beauty standards, so Null would logically mock her the same way he did Belle Delphine. Null clearly thinks that racially mixed women should not be allowed "cheat" their way into whiteness through plastic surgery.

- Null hates e-thots using their bodies for male attention. Anna Slatz is an e-thot using her body for male attention. Everyone who has listened to MATI knows that Null hates Brittany Venti for being an alt right woman who posts pictures of herself for the sake of male attention, so what is the difference between Brittany and Anna? From Null's perspective, they are one and the same, alt right women using their bodies and femininity for male attention. (Perhaps Null hates Brittany slight more than Anna, because Brittany is more overtly racially mixed than Anna.)

- Null said that he expects women, as wives and mothers, to be passive and subservient to the man in their life and to live a homely life. Anna Slatz as an active, opinionated journalist is way too public and active for Null's liking. If Null makes one wrong move against Anna Slatz, she as a journalist can put Null on blast on all her media platforms. There is no way Null would ever risk dating a public figure woman who is tech-literate, with her own media career, with her own access to public platforms, who wouldn't for a moment fear speaking out against him if she feels the need/urgency to do so. Null would only date a woman who is either very tech-ignorant (so he can completely control and oversee/surveil her online usage) or very off-line, who lacks any access to a public platform to denounce him when he's being abusive towards her (which he will eventually be, knowing Null)

- Null said that upon returning to the US, he wants to move either to Texas or Washington DC. Anna Slatz is in NYC, a city Null hates (like LA) for being racially diverse/multicultural. Null also said he wanted to move to a place with "castle doctrine" gun laws so he could own guns and is legally allowed shoot any troons that try to get on his property to mess with him. That place is not NYC, obviously.

This is why Null would never date Anna Slatz, and why Anna Slatz would never date Null.
Wrong. I totally see Null with a mad, overbearing Jewish feminist. They go crazy for pathetic men of his calibre
 
I still doubt he ever left the US. He is too autistic and would have a meltdown on a plane.
 
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