Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I'll leave them if it's a random image I found on the Internet though.

I actually remove those before reposting on principle. I do add iFunny watermarks though since people still sperg about that like 15 years later lol

 

[Jack]

I actually remove those before reposting on principle. I do add iFunny watermarks though since people still sperg about that like 15 years later lol

Dude even when I take a screenshot of a meme I still make sure to get that iFunny watermark in the picture because it makes me laugh how butthurt people get.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I actually remove those before reposting on principle. I do add iFunny watermarks though since people still sperg about that like 15 years later lol

Those are usually the ones I leave. A lot of shit ends up getting reposted there and has it already so I just post it as is.

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

Dude even when I take a screenshot of a meme I still make sure to get that iFunny watermark in the picture because it makes me laugh how about hurt people get.

Who in their right mind would get mad at a fuckin watermark?

 

[Jack]

Who in their right mind would get mad at a fuckin watermark?

I have no idea why but they do and it's hilarious

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

I have no idea why but they do and it's hilarious ...hilarious

lol, probably some twitter niggers doing that shit

 

[Jack]

I was banned off the KiwiFarms because Null seemed to have some serious issues after I came after him for his defamation and his attacks that his community is doing against me. Inclusive to that, because I resulted to the suspension of KiwiFarms back in December 13th, 2023.

I'm convinced it's as simple as if he sniffs you out as one of the people who would have bullied him in high school, he just bans you for no reason before you can embarrass his pedo fag ass.

 

[Jack]

Yes, he's a super weird person. Turns out some weirdos jumped into my DM's; I just left the chat. I'm pretty sure they should be aware I work with feds.

Hahahaha that's so gay dude. I gotta screenshot that.

 

[Jack]

This dude is either on drugs he shouldn't be on, or he's off of drugs that he should be taking under a doctor's supervision.

 

[Jack]

Cool; I actually do work with them, so a screenshot really doesn't do anything lol. Just stay tuned to the news, I'll be coming up as soon as the agency releases a press release.

You are aware that it's a felony to impersonate a federal agent, right?

 

[Jack]

I'm very aware that, but I never said I'm an agent; I only said I work with them, I have paperwork with the FBI. I'm a confidential informant.

You're not being very confidential if you're boasting about it on the fucking Internet

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Sliced Heart in Burgundy Sauce

One girl's heart, sliced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 cup burgundy wine 1/2 cup girl meat drippings and broth salt and pepper to taste flour for thickening

Braised the sliced heart and mushrooms in a pan with girl meat drippings, butter, and onions. Add the wine and stir together with the broth. Add the salt and pepper and add small amounts of flour to thicken sauce just slightly. Serve very hot.

 

[Jack]

Sliced Heart in Burgundy Sauce

One girl's heart, sliced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 cup burgundy wine 1/2 cup girl meat drippings and broth salt and pepper to taste flour for thickening

Braised the sliced heart and mushrooms in a pan with girl meat drippings, butter, and onions. Add the wine and stir together with the broth. Add the salt and pepper and add small amounts of flour to thicken sauce just slightly. Serve very hot.

Can I substitute girl meat/heart for Chinese woman?

Asking for a friend...

 

[Jack]

Yeah, well, I wanna be known. Either way, that shouldn't really concern you since I use spies as well when I need to use them and have pretty good Social Engineering Skills too. Umm! I have a report on the KiwiFarms working with well-known criminals as well that's with the FBI as well.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Yeah, well, I wanna be known.

That's not how that works.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Well, not really buddy. As long as information is confidentially given to them, some of it can be made public, but ongoing investigations are TLP-RED.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[fag0t]

imagine pretending to be a rat for the fbi

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I advocate for justice online and yes I do work with the FBI; I, however, am not under any obligations to give proof to people who are not trusted. Especially you, but if you have intel, then you can more than likely hand it over and I can get the agency to work on it.

I literally named a federal agent I know in DMs and you hit block after telling me to enjoy prison. I don't say it very often but you should commit suicide

LMAO! I'm very notable in circles within the CIA and the FBI buddy. There's really nothing you can do but just larp. Cry harder.

You're a larping faggot.

 

[polonium]

They really aren't sending their best

 

[Crimson Fucker]

LMAO! I'm very notable in circles within the CIA and the FBI buddy. There's really nothing you can do but just larp. Cry harder.

At least he has the not understanding copy pasta part of the fed larp down, probably not intentionally though.