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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Gather all of these in your ass.
ESPECIALLY the fidget spinners.
It looks like the crying cat meme holy shit
Dindu Nuffin
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Remarkable Onion
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Like the USA and the UK, who today intercept our emails and internet records, the Stasi sought to infiltrate personal life to collect intimate information about peoples’ lives to identify those they considered a threat.
Like the USA and the UK, who today intercept our emails and internet records, the Stasi sought to infiltrate personal life to collect intimate information about peoples’ lives to identify those they considered a threat.
Tldr
You're not a fed and will never be one.
Also I'm going to send you shock images later.
Reason: And there is nothing you can do about it you poser.
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@BrotherAlameen
You will never be a real fed. You have no badge, you have no gun, you have no back up. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of a hacker vigilante.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish behavior behind closed doors.
Everyone is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed mankind to sniff out when someone is butthurt with incredible efficiency. Even parody accounts who “larp” are at least funny and gimmicky to most people. Your try hard stalking is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a retarded guy to go along with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sees the failure of your autistic, pathetic personal army request.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a civilian is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a fed.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real fed. You have no badge, you have no gun, you have no back up. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of a hacker vigilante.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish behavior behind closed doors.
Everyone is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed mankind to sniff out when someone is butthurt with incredible efficiency. Even parody accounts who “larp” are at least funny and gimmicky to most people. Your try hard stalking is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a retarded guy to go along with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sees the failure of your autistic, pathetic personal army request.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a civilian is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a fed.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Reason: Kill yourself
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Firegirl26
Hellovan Onion
That poor cat
I can't tell if it looks sad or if someone photo shopped a crying face because the low res
Housecats can fairly easily surpass 20 years of life. That poor cat is probably trying to work out which parts of their owner will be safe to eat after they inevitably die from a stroke induced by straining for a shit and aren't found for months until the downstairs neighbours notice the smell.
I can't imagine them having to strain for a shit ever again with a collection like that. They probably have the lube too. So their butthole is likely a slip and slide. Capable of expelling at least a 4x4 stacked turd volume. If anything they will probably die of rectal hemorrhage caused by an over use of their collection rather than pulling an Elvis.
No one here but you is larping as a fed. Kill yourself.
Reason: SCP foundation isn't real and would be higher up than a fed anyway.
Add a spread asshole singing moonspeak to your report.
And warn your mom to freshen up for me for when I spend the night with her again.
And warn your mom to freshen up for me for when I spend the night with her again.
Reason: You will do nothing because you can do nothing because you are nothing.
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