Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights What lolcow could null beat in a fight?

[AnusSquirt69]

Personally think he's pretty evenly matched with most of the farms rogues gallery. He even has all that blubber padding for extra protection!

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

This gang of mutants would eviscerate him within seconds, he stands no chance.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

Personally think he's pretty evenly matched with most of the farms rogues gallery. He even has all that blubber padding for extra protection!

Until the more feral lolcows start biting chunks out of the blubber armor or they send in the pyroclastic arson cows, that is.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

He might beat cyraxx in a fight to the death, but in typical zombie movie fashion the inevitable bite or scratch he receives in the struggle will eventually kill him via infection.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

On an unrelated note I wish they would make a new mortal Kombat game with character customization so we can have lolcow death matches like the lolcow WWE matches.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I bet you WingsOfRedemption could stomp his ass out and be home in time for Wendys chilli.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Wendy's chili is pretty good. I get it with my meal so I can add my fries to it.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Wendy's chili is pretty good. I get it with my meal so I can add my fries to it.

I like to dip my fries in my Frosty. I know it sounds crazy but it tastes good.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

It's not bad. I just like doing it as a cheat way to have chilli cheese fries with my meal.

 

[Kunikazu Okumura]

I just want to see him get stomped by Brianna Wu.

I like to dip my fries in my Frosty. I know it sounds crazy but it tastes good.

That has to be the most well known fastfood "hack" of all time.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

If Chris Chan beats null with byuu's urn does that count as byuu beating him, Chris Chan, or both?

 

[polonium]

Chris chan would use null like a fleshlight and call him Barbara the whole time. Chris Chan leaves the house looking and acting like he does. Null doesn't even leave his hugbox to visit other parts of the internet, he doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

If Chris Chan beats null with byuu's urn does that count as byuu beating him, Chris Chan, or both?

Chris Chan is a complete pussy but I honestly think he's got a shit against Null.

Also, Chris fucked his mother so that's WAY more pussy than tiny pee pee Null gets.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Last time null has pussy was when pussy had him. Unless he was a c section. Then never.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Last time null has pussy was when pussy had him. Unless he was a certain section. Then never.

Damn dude I haven't heard that joke in a minute lol

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Why did it auto fill to certain

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

@AnusSquirt69
Your mom, stupid

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

@AnusSquirt69 are you going let that little punk get away with that?


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