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Most 'long term relationships' between gay men last less than eight years. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022 8% of homosexuals have had sex with over a thousand men. For straight men? Just 25% have had sex with more than 10 women. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022 In one study, only 9% of gay men were monogamous. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022 In Berlin, 83% of gay men in 'steady' relationships had had frequent affairs in the last year. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022 75% of straight men an are faithful, compared to just 4.5% of gay men. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022 Worldwide, male-to-female transsexuals are 50 times likely to have HIV than normal people. Source: http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/gender/transgender/ Transsexuals have higher rates of drug and alcohol abuse, prostitution, and incarceration than normal people. Source: http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/gender/transgender/ Claims that gay parents are just as capable of raising children as straight parents are misrepresented. Source: http://www.jstor.org/stable/2657413 Between 24% and 90% of lesbians report being psychologically abused by their partners. Source: https://mainweb-v.musc.edu/vawprevention/lesbianrx/factsheet.shtml Gay men are 60x more likely to have HIV than straight men. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3462414/ Gays are more likely than straight people to have mental illness. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2072932/ 1/4 gay men in America have had over 1000 sex partners. Source: http://www.amazon.com/Homosexualities-Study-Diversity-Among-Women/dp/0671251503

Get clowned, LGBT niggers
 
Homosexuality could be linked to a psychological disorder:

That so many homosexuals were sexually abused as children, which shows up in numerous studies, suggests that homosexuality is indeed a psychological disorder, similar to an inferiority complex. Estrogen-imitating drugs also create homosexual tendencies. The American Psychological Association until 1973 classified homosexuality as a psychological disorder, and there remains no evidence that it is genetic. Children with older brothers are at a higher risk of being gay, also suggesting it's caused by an inferiority complex.

In the United States, the American Psychiatric Association had to cave into faggot pressure, as it experienced constant harassment and protests from the faggot movement for 3 years, from 1970 to 1973, until the matter was put to a vote, with 58% voting for declassifying homosexuality as a mental disorder. Thus, the only reason homosexuality was declassified as a mental illness was because faggots strong-armed the APA into that decision. It wasn’t declassified due to a new valid study proving it to be a variation of the norm. No, it was declassified because barely more than half of the members of the Board of Trustees voted to do so, meaning they were more concerned about stopping the protests and harassment than in sticking to scientific research. But science is never a matter of voting – we don’t vote if gravity exists or not, and neither can one vote on something being a mental disorder or not. But a group can vote if it is in their interests to appease faggots so that they would go the fuck away.
 
The over-representation (OR) of Jews in elite universities of the US:
In his article The Myth of American Meritocracy (https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/the-myth-of-american-meritocracy/) (archive (https://archive.vn/3ycaQ)), Harvard graduate Ron Unz presents data of enrolment in Ivy League universities by ethno-racial background.
The research shows a representation of Jews in Ivy League comparable with whites', despite Jews being 1.8% of the population and non-Hispanic whites being over 60%. At Harvard, Jewish OR reaches over 1300% (against whites' less than 50%, less than blacks); at Yale the figures are exactly the same; and at Cornell it is 1200% (with whites below 100%, but more than blacks and Hispanics).
Despite all of that, Jews don't perform in science competitions as well as whites and Asians.
The data used for the charts are from multiple official sources and are listed here (https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/meritocracy-appendices/#3) (archive (https://archive.is/Iu1z9))
 

>It is a messed up world we live in, I'm sorry to hear about your abuse at the hands of a child molester.

Different people like different things. Our tastes grow and change over time. It is significantly more common for a gay male to have been sexually abused by a man during adolescence than a heterosexual male.

Is it normal? There is nothing normal about being sexually abused. If it makes you feel gross to do something then maybe you should stop doing the thing that makes you feel gross?

As for your fetishization of black men... As a straight white male personally that's not my cup of tea, and something I can not relate to.

Harming yourself or ending your own life is a bad idea. We are all going to die one day and there is no point in rushing that along. To be a more happy person it is important that you take an active effort in trying to be a happier person. Make your bed in the morning, take some more time to relax if things are stressing you out, appreciate the little things in life.

Being friends with a group of cross dressers in a discord when you find cross dressing yourself to be gross is probably not the best friend group you should be looking into. It's going to be an echo chamber full of enablers that will make stopping the behavior you seem to want to stop harder.

If you want to stop this behavior I suggest getting a new friend group, taking up new hobbies, finding new opportunities elsewhere.

If I were you I would lay off the porn cold turkey for starters. I'd work on some more self improvement maybe hit the gym build up that self esteem a bit. Maybe get a puppy to pet and then take on walks to go meet a nice girl.
 
Here's the thing. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia.

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a diddler who studies children, I am telling you, specifically, in diddling, no one calls ephebophilia pedophilia. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "pedophile family" you're referring to the paraphilia grouping of chronophilia, which includes things from nepiophibilia to hebepohilia to gerontophilia.

So your reasoning for calling ephebophilia pedophilia is because random people "call the ephebopophile ones pedophiles?" Let's get teleiophiles and mesophiles in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. An ephebophile is an ephebophile and a member of the chronophilia classification. But that's not what you said. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the chronophilia class ephebophiles, which means you'd call nepiophiles, teliophiles, and other sexual attractions pedophilia, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
 
I‘m a 20 y/o Male from Europe who had this fantasy of serving a Woman as her full Toilet for a few years at this point but i just couldn‘t get over myself to really do it because of the following reasons:

i always felt ashamed because of this type of fetish
due to the fact that i wanted to eat straight out of a girls asshole i was really scared of what would happen if i couldn‘t swallow it all or even worse if i vomit.
Well Saturday 21/11/2020 came and i havn‘t had an Orgasm for 3 weeks to a Month which i kind off planned because for my first experience i wanted to be as horny as i can to higher my chances of swallowing my future queens full load and to give her the best experience of using a Male toilet that every beautifull Woman deserves. On Friday evening i saw this ad from a skinny 21 year old amateur dom on a fetish Website and i wrote her some small details about me and what my ultimate fantasy would look like. She nicely wrote back on Saturday morning if i had time at 6pm which i replied with „yes“ , and so i moved to an almost 3h trip (around 300km) to meet her. The whole trip i wasn‘t as nervous as i thought i would be , i relaxed and enjoyed the whole drive till i finally made it to her destination. While it was already getting dark outside i entered her apartment complex and rang on the doorbell (at this point i was extremely nervous). She opened the door and WOW a absolutely gorgeous , young , skinny around 1,65cm girl with long brown hair was standing in front of my eyes and the first thing she said „Hey so you wanna be my slave tonight“ with a dirty smile on her face. We got inside her apartment and chilled on her bed, we had a bit of smalltalk about the fetish and her as a amateur dom till she asked „are you ready?“ and at this point i was more ready than ever . She pulled down her pants, laid on the bed with her legs spread and told me to eat her pussy like a good slave to get her in the mood after around 15min of eating her out she turned around with her Ass up to my face and said:„alright your gonna eat my ass next so you can get a taste of what‘s coming later“. Trust me i never enjoyed liking a girls asshole more than at this moment with all the things in my mind whats coming next. After eating her ass like a good boy she told me to lie down on the floor with my mouth wide open. I followed her instructions and from this point on i really knew i was her slave and i couldn‘t do anything about it. I watched up to this beautifull female body hovering above me and slowly lifting down to me. I opened my mouth as wide as i could and put it around her gorgeous shaved pussy so nothing spills beneath me and i would‘t create a mess because would a normal toilet? After a little bit of waiting her golden stream entered and filled my mouth within a second (i was impressed how much pee comes out of the vulva within this little period of time) i enjoyed it in my mouth for a second and swallowed it with no problem. She told me to lick her pussy clean with my tounge because thats what all good toilets do. With pleasure i licked every drop off her and left her spotlessly clean so she could use me for her other needs. She turned around with her ass right in my face and her face facing towards my feet. She asked if i‘m ready to become a full usefull human toilet for every other female to use and if i knew what honour it is to consume the waste of her beautifull female body which i nervously replied with: „yes miss, i will do my absolute best to satisfy you“. My wide opened mouth was glued to her asshole , ass she started to push her gasses hit my face but i knew by now i was a toilet boy and thats what toilets have to deal with. As soon as i saw a small brown piece coming out of her asshole she already pushed her soft excrement right into my mouth and all i could think of now was chew chew chew... after i think half of it went down my throat she told me to put the small pile that went on top of my face into my mouth and swallow it too , which of course i did. I was focused and swallowed for around 5-10 minutes while she was standing , smiling at me and playing with her feet on my dick. Due to the soft texture of her shit (which is btw. my favourite i got very lucky haha) i think i had it a bit easier to swallow. I gagged a few times but at the end her complete stool went in my mouth and down my throat like a good female toilet (nothing went on the floor only a bit on my face so there is still room for improvement). After i ate all she got down on my face again and told me to lick her clean so she doesnt has to use scratchy toilet paper. I spread her ass cheeks and yep her asshole was dirty of course after a soft serve like that one. With a lot of pleasure i licked her dirty asshole spotlessly clean. I layed on the floor thinking „damn i did it. I really ate a full load from a girls ass“. She asked if i enjoyed , which of course i did, we had some more smalltalk and smoked a cigarette. We hugged,thanked each other and said bye.I got some fuel for my car and bought a RedBull and drove back home still with thousand thoughts in my mind such as:

„I really did it , i ate full load of girls shit“

„I passed my first task as a Human Toilet“

„I now can be used officially by any female as a toilet slave and with more training even by 2 or more in one session“

Sorry if that was quit a long read but i could’ve wrote a lot more if i tried to fit in any small detail. I still hope you enjoyed reading if you made it to the end ;)

I think my next session is going to be with her girlfriend (while we had smalltalk she mentioned that her girlfriend is also using toilet slaves) so i‘m looking forward to that and might share this experience too.
 
My step-mother was a dominatrix, and yes I am revealing my power level and no this is not me clearly switching between tabs of porn and shitposting on the farms thank you.

My dad died before I was born and my mother died a year after I was born, I was adopted by step-parents who were very open about that I was adopted from as far as I can remember. They got divorced because step-mom #1 was a dopefiend, ergo my step-dad who was still an asshole got custody with relative ease of myself and mixed siblings.

Hard cut, I'm 13 years old, on the cusp of being attracted to girls and this new step-mom is tall, buxom, long black hair, unironically into the occult. I mean, huge fucking tits and tarot cards. Pure Evlira with a lot more weather on the face but I remember her fat evil milkers more clearly. She made my step-dad into a by definition cuckold and one weird night I caught her fucking another man. She didn't panick, but stared at me while this guy railed her and then suddenly swerved on him and kicked him out. I ran to my bedroom and prepared to pretend I was sleep-walking but she wasn't fooled. She offered to fuck me but I was refused (raised meme christian, I know) but I didn't really have a choice. She fucking raped me that night and then every subsequent night until I was a good boy. She made me wear a collar and lap at her pussy like a dog. She fingered my ass and told me this love. After the initial "nightmare", it became a monthly ritual before she got bored and began molesting my younger sister. She still forced herself onto me on my birthday and one year she made me fuck my younger sister for the next 3 years before she died in a car wreck.

But doctor, I am paglicacci.

Good post, everyone winrates.

Curtains.
 
I shit your pants. It was me Barry. I took them off in the middle of your college graduation speech and shit in them. Then i took them off... and put them back on you. Making everyone believe you walked up there and shit yourself during your speech. Yes... that's right, it was me. I am the reason for every bad thing happening to you. That one time you shook you crushes hand i jerked you off and made you think you came just from the touch of a woman! That's right, you don't really suffer from premature ejaculation! It was ME! I'M the one who gave you covid right before your elderly disabled homeless veteran and orphans with terminal illness and comprised immune systems soup kitchen, forcing you to unknowingly kill everyone you fed! It was i who made you give them their last meal Barry! IT WAS ME!
 
A Little Revenge Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.
 
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Stand User: Jim Carrey
Ability: Chaotic Vision
Desc: User can see/view into the true chaotic state that makes up existence/reality, allowing them to know how everything in existence comes together and connects, see past any/all falsehoods and lies and anything that is normally hidden/obscured/unknown would be laid completely bare to them including the true forms of any/all eldritch and cosmic other creatures/entities.
Condition: Forearm
Limit: Without proper skill and training, Insanity or Mental Breakdown can occur from viewing the true state of reality.
Range: 23m

Power: D
Speed: E
Range: D
Durability: A
Precision: A
Potential: E
 
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Hi, I'm Gregg and I work at Gamestop. I have a simple message for the members of this forum.
DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER FUCKING CALL UP MY PLACE OF WORK AGAIN. I KNOW YOU PATHETIC FUCKS DON'T HAVE JOBS OF YOUR OWN AND YOUR PARENTS PAY FOR YOUR SKYPE AND YOUR INTERNET ACCESS AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HARD IT IS TO ACTUALLY WORK A FULL TIME JOB.
WHAT YOU FUCKHEADS DON'T REALIZE IS BY YOU CALLING AND ASKING FOR BATTLEFROGS OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU FUCKERS SAY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, IT TAKES UP PRECIOUS TIME WHICH WE NEED TO HELP ACTUAL CUSTOMERS.
YOU ARE MAKING US LOSE MONEY. AND BY 'US' I MEAN THE EMPLOYEES. EVERY PRANK CALL THE STORE WE WORK AT RECEIVES, WE LOSE HOWEVER AMOUNT OF TIME WE SPEND ON THE PHONE TALKING TO YOU COMES RIGHT OUT OF OUR MEASLY PAYCHECKS.
SO FUCK OFF IT ISN'T FUNNY AND OUR STORE AT LEAST HAS ALREADY CONTACTED THE AUTHORITIES AND YES THERE IS ACTION WE CAN PURSUE AGAINST THIS MESSAGEBOARD.
Have a fucking great day. And don't call my place of work anymore.
 
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The ideas conveyed in Dragon Ball, Dragonball Z and Dragon Ball Super are those of Buddhism. To believe in one self, to strengthen ones body and mind, to not worship gods (especially not the genocidal ones), to never turn a blind eye to evil (Gohan's arc) and so on. Or how Toriyama has borrowed elements from many religion, like introducing Zeno also known as the Scientologist's Xenu, to make a complete mockery out of him. Or like how Zamasu's angels and halo show the author's rejection and resistance against the rise of Christianity in Japan (all religions for that matter, but it was clearly Christianity in this case). Or like how Zamasu had his name from Shamash, the Babylonian sun god, as in, he thought that he was the light and was blinded by himself in the end (a tale of conceit, similar to another Buddhist story). Or how the Buddha rejected gods and how this reflects in Toriyama's work in which the protagonists are literally training to defeat/surpass the gods. You don't know how deep Dragon Ball is, because you have no knowledge of Buddhism, other ancient far Eastern and ancient near Eastern religions, mythologies and philosophies. Dragon Ball teaches the viewer that they should better themselves and it gives Goku and Gohan as examples on how to achieve that. By training the mind (studying) and the body (martial arts). Which also reflects the real story of Bodhidarma, the Indian monk who brought martial arts to China. I can go on for hours and still do it no justice. THAT's how good Dragon ball is and why it's better than HxH. If Dragon Ball is a master then HxH is your classmate in philosophy class. They are not on the same level.
 
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The ideas conveyed in Dragon Ball, Dragonball Z and Dragon Ball Super are those of Buddhism. To believe in one self, to strengthen ones body and mind, to not worship gods (especially not the genocidal ones), to never turn a blind eye to evil (Gohan's arc) and so on. Or how Toriyama has borrowed elements from many religion, like introducing Zeno also known as the Scientologist's Xenu, to make a complete mockery out of him. Or like how Zamasu's angels and halo show the author's rejection and resistance against the rise of Christianity in Japan (all religions for that matter, but it was clearly Christianity in this case). Or like how Zamasu had his name from Shamash, the Babylonian sun god, as in, he thought that he was the light and was blinded by himself in the end (a tale of conceit, similar to another Buddhist story). Or how the Buddha rejected gods and how this reflects in Toriyama's work in which the protagonists are literally training to defeat/surpass the gods. You don't know how deep Dragon Ball is, because you have no knowledge of Buddhism, other ancient far Eastern and ancient near Eastern religions, mythologies and philosophies. Dragon Ball teaches the viewer that they should better themselves and it gives Goku and Gohan as examples on how to achieve that. By training the mind (studying) and the body (martial arts). Which also reflects the real story of Bodhidarma, the Indian monk who brought martial arts to China. I can go on for hours and still do it no justice. THAT's how good Dragon ball is and why it's better than HxH. If Dragon Ball is a master then HxH is your classmate in philosophy class. They are not on the same level.
First off, Dora has her map, which essentially gives her omnipotence; this is because it always knows the location of whatever she needs and would also know the location of her opponents, so if Dora fought Goku, the map could tell her to go to space. Not only that, we see the map operating in space, implying that Dora can survive in a vacuum. Next, Dora has her backpack; with this, it could give whatever Dora needed to win the fight. Against Superman, she could pull out kryptonite, and against Goku it may give her the Dragon Balls to wish Goku away. Now, you may say this is a no limits fallacy, however in the backpack song it is explicitly stated that "anything you might need I got inside for you" so it can give Dora anything. Not only that, the backpack is a magically powered entity itself. Finally, Dora wields the blue arrow; this may be one of the strongest weapons in fiction. This is because the arrow does whatever she tells it to do, and since it is controlled indirectly by the player of Dora's game, it is at least outerversal+, giving it more than enough strength to restrain Goku or Superman. In fact, the arrow is so powerful that it can literally change the plot and refuse demands from the viewer, meaning it can defeat beings such as the One Above All since compared to Dora us the viewers are the One Above All, yet Dora can still make the arrow ignore us, meaning it can literally defeat omnipotence. At bare minimum the arrow is capable of mind control on a beyond omnipotent level, since it made swiper stop swiping, so she could make any of her combatants off themselves. Dora also has various skills from her many adventures, from learning how to drive to knowing how to pilot an airplane, indicating that she herself has super intelligence. Dora picks up any skills she needs. Dora could also summon the wishing stars, which would allow her to do anything she wants, making them more powerful than the super dragon balls.
 
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My ass sits right on the toilet tonight Not a person to be seen A throne of isolation And it looks like I'm the king Bowel wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried Don't let it out, don't let them see Be the good guy you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know Let it go, let it flow Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it flow Turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say Let the shitstorm rage on The smell never bothered me anyway It's funny how short distance makes everyone detect smell And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through (the toilet) No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free Let it go, let it flow I'm now to let my bowels run dry! Let it go, let it flow You'll never see me cry Here I sit and here I shit Let the shitstorm rage on My farts flurry through the air into the ground My shit is spiraling in the toilet all around And one fart forms like a rancid blast I'm never going back, the past is in the past Let it go, let it flow When I'll rise like the break of wind Let it go, let it flow That perfect guy is gone Here I sit on the toilet at the mall Let the shitstorm rage on The smell never bothered me anyway
 
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Whoever wrote this copypasta is a retard lmfao

Eh, jus' for clarity, da essay I goin' write fo'ya gonna be expressin' one opinion. Da topic you asking fo', about owning pitbulls bein' illegal, stay rada controvershal. But I know das da topic you wanna focus on, so dis dey essay goin' be.

Let me start by sayin' dat I undahstand why some peepo may tink pitbulls should be banned. Pitbulls, dem some strong an' muscular dogs, an' dey can cause major harm wen dey get aggressive. Woah! Hang loose, I not tryna say all pitbulls bein' aggressive, da trute stay moah complex. But hear me out fo' dis side.

First ting, pitbulls, dey known fo' deir powerful jaws dat can cause serious injury. Due to dese powerful chompahs, pitbull attacks can cause grievous harm an' even fatalities. Da physical damage dey inflict often leav long-lasting scars fo' da victims, an' can lead to extensive medical treatment an' surgeries fo' da people dat get attacked. Dis can put a huge burden on da healthcare system an' cost taxpayers plenty money.

Moreover, pitbulls have been involved in several high-profile cases of fatal attacks on humans an' othah animals. Dees incidents strike fear an' unease in da communities where dey happen, an' can create an atmosphere of distrust among neighbors an' dog owners alike. Dese cases can also drive up insurance costs fo' homeowners, causin' financial stress fo' families.

Mighty ironic is when ya consider dat pitbulls used to be popular fo' activities like dogfightin'. Dis bax make dem prone to bein' raised poorly by unrehponsible owners who encourage aggressive behavior. While not all pitbulls behave dis way, some may have developed these tendencies due to their unfortunate upbringing. Da potential risk an' unpredictability dey bring to a community stay a valid concern.

Another point to think about is da welfare of da dogs themselves. Pitbulls often end up in shelters due to bein' mistreated or abandoned by deir owners. Da breed's bad reputation makes adoption moah difficult an', as a result, many lose deir lives in euthanasia procedures. Dis sad statistic highlights da cruelty an' neglect dat sometimes accompanies pitbull ownin'.

While dis discussion focuses on pitbulls, it's important to rememba dat breed-specific legislation – laws that target specific dog breeds – might not be da best approach. Crate a ban on one breed only reinforce stereotypes an' give people da idea dat othah breeds be harmless. Dey neglect da fact dat any dog, regardless of breed, can act aggressively if mistreated, unrehposibly trained, oah mishandled.

To complicate mattahs, plenty responsible pitbull owners exist who take propah care of deir pets an' ensure dey pose no dangah to others. Therefore, implementin' a blanket ban on pitbulls penalizes responsible owners who genuinely love their pets an' raise them tah be gentler, well-behaved dogs.

Instead of focusin' on makin' pitbull ownin' illegal, it would be moah wise tah concentrate on responsible dog ownin' policies. Implementin' strict licensin' requirements, obedience trainin', an' intensive background checks fo' potential dog owners, regardless of breed, can ensure a safer community. All dog owners should undergo trainin' programs an' be held accountable for deir dog's actions.

In summary, while some folks may argue dat pitbulls should be illegal tah own due to deir potential fo' violence and harm, it is bettah tah look fo' practical solutions. Breed-specific bans may not be da best approach an' can unfairly penalize responsible dog owners. Steppin' up in promotin' responsible ownahship, enforce strict licensin' an' obedience trainin', can contribute to a safer community fo' all peepo an' dogs alike.

Wassup, das da essay from dis side. Remember, I on'y expressing one side, so stay important tah engage in open discussions an' weigh both points of view before reachin' any conclusions.
 
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You will never be a real animal. You have no paws, you have no claws, you have no fangs. You are a zoophile freak twisted by Internet porn and Discord into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Animals are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed animals to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even furfags who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an animal. Your scent is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a tranquilized animal home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected smegma "dick".

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real species, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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