Okay I just showed my girl that picture from the office meme cuz it was funny and I needed someone else to laugh with me and this is legit how the conversation went:
She turns away from doing her makeup and looks at the picture and laughs really hard
Her: who is that
Me: yeah that's just some girl who bit off more than she could chew
Her: so you're bullying a girl? Online? Like how other teenage girls do?
Me: no honey you don't understand it's more complicated than that.
Her: let me guess, you're going to give me some dumb explanation equal to or greater than "she started it" right? How old are you?
Me: ...
Her: how old are you?
Me: 40
Her: you just turned fucking FORTY and you're bullying a girl you don't know online. I mean it is funny, but I need you to know how evil that is.
The best part about it was in that entire conversation she was trying as hard as she could not to laugh at the entire thread as she was scrolling through it
Don't fucking scold me, chink. I hope you get raped to death by 6 niggers from the south side on your way home from work tonight.