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local alog @MvAgusta made another thread we didn't really need [i saw you, was wondering what you were doing here in my sleepy forum the other day] hes getting chewed out by the tryhards for not making it a complete autistic biography wikipedia tier entry lol heres a local copy when/if kiwi craps out again
A man as mysterious and as legendary to people of this sektur. A man who waged war against the Grifters, against the Liberalists, against the Wignats, against the Catboy Nationalists, against the Gunt, and against the cancerous Kino Casino. A man who gives Warski nightmares. Here is our British Lord Adam Edge, the Baron of Kino Dogme 2007.
For over a decade, Adam has made content laughing at retards on the internet, but unlike many content creators, Godwinson has always maintain a sort of ethereal existence. Not only has he deleted so many channels, but much of his content has been lost to the sands of time, which makes it tricky to pinpoint where his first videos are.
However based on archived videos by Godwinson, as well as his recent return in June 2022 to the internet, let’s take a look into Godwinson’s past content.
Godwinson’s Rise: /cow/, Jahans, WarCorpse666, and more:
Godwinson was a rather obscure internet troll in 2017, having been an active user on /cow/ on a now defunct site known as 8chan, as well as covering British politispergs running for politics. During 2017, Godwinson covered a strange character known as Jahans during this period of time, having made a documentary and an interview with Jahans:
Godwinson’s Documentary on Jahans
Godwinson’s interview on Jahans
Godwinson’s entire archive on Jahans
It was clear that Godwinson’s fascination with spergs and NEETs would only spur his creative energy into covering the absolute gutter trash that the internet had to offer, following up with his coverage of another neckbeard politisperg Warcorpse666:
Godwinson laughing at this neckband retard
Godwinson vs Sargon and the Liberalists
Back in the good ole days of 2018, Godwinson was involved in trolling Sargon and his Liberalist shtick. Sargon attempted to run for British parliament under the UKIP party and Godwinson decided to give Carl of Applebee’s some trolling measures, so to speak.
Godwinson decided to further troll some Sargon adjacent retards like Vee the gypsy. Godwinson would continue to troll Sargoy’s retards by further exposing the “Liberalists” in some more videos
Some more Godwinson Kino:
In the end Sargon self destructed as we have all witnessed and Godwinson got the last laugh
Godwinson’s alliance with PPP
Now many of us already know that Godwinson and PPP became friends around 2018. They used to host shows together called this week in nectar and the Four Horsemen (with PPP, Godwinson, Null, and Coach Red Pill), covering the retards of the internet like Andy Warski and Ethan Oliver Ralph. Some of these shows were great, and prior to PPP becoming an obese, sweaty, grifting bitch of a slave to Tardski, he used to laugh with Godwinson at the retarded cokehead:
Godwinson and PPP made some funny content back in the heyday, trolling Nick Fuentes, Ralph, Dick Masterson, Sargon, the Septics, you name it. Entire archives exist and I’ll link them here:
Godwinson Archive
Godwinson’s disappearance and return
At some point in 2021, Godwinson disappeared from the internet, having an IRL job to deal with. In his absence, his friend at the time PPP would continue to make content as usual, but not until the infamous breakup with Surfer did PPP enter into his own arc of semi-homelessness. PPP would later sell out on his anti-grifting principles in December 2021 by striking a deal with the Devil: Andy Warski
The creation of the Kino Casino in January 2022 was initially (according to Asston) accepted by Godwinson. Godwinson was aware of the show but as we’ve all seen the grotesque TRANSformation of the Ogre of Ontario from a funny fat sperg into an obese lazy grifter, it was time for his old friend Godwinson to return. In Asston’s mind, Godwinson would ensure that his grift would continue. Or so he thought…
Godwinson’s grand return:
With Godwinson appearing on the Kino Casino’s Infamous Flamenco Episode in June 2022, people were hyped that Godwinson return. However this episode was met with negative reception with people alogging PPP and Warski for botching the interview and some of the Tardguards of Warski blaming Godwinson for the shortcomings of that episode.
Godwinson wouldn’t appear until a month later. The Powerchat fiasco would come to full swing and Godwinson would make two videos shitting on the Casino in the month of July, exposing some hidden details previously unknown to viewers of the Kino Casino:
Followed up by:
Godwinson would again disappear between the months of August-mid October. Not before he returned again to once more, destabilize the Kino Casino once more:
This video would invariably sour the relationship between Asston and Adam, so much so that Asston began to address Godwinson on his “Kino Cathedral” channel. Every attempt by Asston epically failed and Godwinson only kept on getting stronger with each subsequent attack:
The Ogre of Ontario’s failed pathetic attempts at smearing Adam:
Asston’s first “attack” on Godwinson
Asston’s second failed attack on Godwinson (visible seethe)
Asston getting utterly humiliated after Tardski snorted cocaine in stream:
Pork’s cry session for Tardski
Asston and Tardski’s continued seethe at Godwinson:
Copesino’s Cope
Godwinson would make more live streams shitting on Asston and Tardski and each one blew the Kino Casino to the very core:
Kino Cabana
In memory of Andy Jr
And every video here was a W against the Casino
Godwinson would also cover other obscure internet spergs as well in order to yet again own PPP. Godwinson covered Spoony, which was something PPP announced he would do but Godwinson beat him to the punch:
Godwinson beat the Ogre to it
Godwinson would mock Millennial Woe’s appearance on the Kino Casino, covering Woe’s degeneracy and idiocy in the past:
Asston Porks and Tardski + Degenerate Woes
Godwinson would also cover other spergy Wignats such as Daughter of Albion, and 10 year old internet dramas as well.
Godwinson in the end is the ominous force that gives PPP heat flashes at night, has driven Tardski back to the cocaine, and has struck fear into Degenerate Woes once more. Godwinson’s leading the charge against the Kino Cancerino, and we can hope that he can finally restore the word “Kino” to its former glory.
Socials:
Godwinson’s Channel
chasing those upcummies ,that boi is addicted
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