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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Lounge 96

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
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That's even more pathetic of a reason to discourage me, especially given that it's your MO.

Anyway I'm done telling him how to avoid pitfalls. After the discouragement incident, I am no longer telling him why his various harebrained ideas are a bad thing for the success of his forum. He's on his own.
We've done pretty good as it is @Gargamel I don't need or want your advice.
 
This aged really well.

Yes, we all know just how much you hate furries. Especially JethroTullamore. You know, it's almost as if the two of you have a history :thinking:

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If "nobody" and "everyone" are equal to you, an autistic britbong, and @Cat Administrator, then yeah, sure. But who gives a fuck what they want?

Spelling.

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You're repeating yourself. Signal boosting, as you've called it in the past, in the Pippa Pipkin thread where you quadrupled the page count by repeating yourself nonsensically about shit no one cares about.

Also:
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Again:
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Lounge 96 is currently up, built on a solid foundation by a Jew with a clue, with excellent uptime. Much better than Onion Farms, which is apparently held together by duct tape per a recent Ladmin revelation.

Where's your website? Oh, you have none? You know, your new friend @Time 4 Guillotines also made a big deal about how he can "help" me with Lounge 96. He was as much hot air as you were, but with much more hilarity. He's genuinely entertaining at times, which is something that cannot be said about you. You're cancer without laughter, which is sad.

Not really, no. I feel bad for your victims.

You got chased out of Kiwi Farms. It was so bad that you thought it necessary to completely start over. You came in here very cheerful (narcissistic charm) but it wore off (a narcissist can't keep the act up forever) and you're back to the same old shit, but on a forum you're unlikely to be banned from.

No, that only ever happened in your head, and you're too stupid to realize that most people don't give a flying fuck about any of this.

Grammar.

You're assmad because I'm calling you out on your narcissistic behavior, the screenshots back that up, and all you can do is twist the facts, make shit up, and hope for the best. You're backed into a corner and no amount of ChatGPT prompts are going to help you.

I'm not sure what posting that screenshot is supposed to accomplish, other than showing that Smigger was dissatisfied with my decision to ban you. Nobody else gave a shit, even in that screenshot. It's funny you highlight worst in the quote "OF has taken a turn for the worst", which is in response to @KampungBoy mentioning how much threadshitting you were doing here on OF at the time. You're only pointing out that you're a terrible person.

Inb4 @Vingle's post #2, his questioning my not giving the reason why I banned you is his opinion and I respect that. I really don't think he gives a shit though. It certainly didn't stop him from continuing to be a regular at Lounge 96. In fact, I'm not really aware of anyone besides Smigger who left as a result of me banning you.
So this clueless bastard still doesn't get it he blames everybody on onion farms for his problems and why his website is a complete failure.
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Gargamel's website is a complete failure because of gargamel himself something he is unwilling or unable to accept
 
I don't need anything more than a layperson's technical knowledge: It's the people skills that are the golden nugget. The free market is glutted with programmers or developers who will be more than happy to provide the technical assistance.


No it's not. We've had this problem before and it gets repaired.


Nope. I made my decision to move to our present location entirely on my own. The recommendation to our new place was actually suggested by my outside developer not by any of my admins.


It came from @Rez because there are going to be issues when you migrate.


I have visited your forum @Gargamel : All you have is the bare minimum. Remember tooting your horn about how we were out of date? We are completely up to date and we have plugins that put us at the cutting edge.
He currently has three registered users everybody left because of his own behavior nobody wanted to stick around after gargamel decided to ruin it for everybody.
 
I don't need anything more than a layperson's technical knowledge: It's the people skills that are the golden nugget. The free market is glutted with programmers or developers who will be more than happy to provide the technical assistance.
You don't have people skills, either.
No it's not. We've had this problem before and it gets repaired.
It's broken in a pretty serious way dude. It shouldn't be, but it is.
Nope. I made my decision to move to our present location entirely on my own. The recommendation to our new place was actually suggested by my outside developer not by any of my admins.
I was referring to Ashley Hutsell Jankowski, not your any of your Ladmins. This whole "we gotta move" thing started right after one of Ashley's outbursts.
It came from @Rez because there are going to be issues when you migrate.
This statement makes no sense. I have a feeling duct tape might be putting it generously...

I can migrate Lounge 96 without breaking search and popping an error every time a user posts. In fact, 99% of the migration would be without any user impact whatsoever. There's really nothing to break.
I have visited your forum @Gargamel : All you have is the bare minimum.
I have what I need and nothing more. I could do the whole eyebleed theme thing, make the forum completely inconsistent, change the node icons for 2000x2000 PNG images (but only some of them), add a chat add-on that nobody will use, store my backups on the same filesystem the backups are supposed to be backing up, and pay a developer to develop an add-on that will give my users mutual block capability, but why the fuck should I? I have zero complaints from my users about the functionality and features of Lounge 96.
Remember tooting your horn about how we were out of date?
Remember me talking you into buying a XenForo license under someone else's name?
We are completely up to date and we have plugins that put us at the cutting edge.
I'm also completely up to date so what's your point? Updating XenForo isn't exactly rocket science, and without add-ons it's a lot easier to maintain too.
We've done pretty good as it is @Gargamel I don't need or want your advice.
Good because you can't have it.
 
So this clueless bastard still doesn't get it he blames everybody on onion farms for his problems and why his website is a complete failure.
Lol.
Grasping at straws.
Gargamel's website is a complete failure because of gargamel himself something he is unwilling or unable to accept
More narcissistic bullshit.
He currently has three registered users everybody left because of his own behavior nobody wanted to stick around after gargamel decided to ruin it for everybody.
I've got eight regulars, which is eight more than your site has. I have about that many again in guests lurking daily.

Your narcissistic bullshit sucked the life out of me like cancer and chemo, but I survived to live another day. Meanwhile, you're over here pouting in exile. You're assmad because you can't win an argument with me, despite being a narcissist, and likely also because you make a lot of noise but nobody seems to give a shit other than @Time 4 Guillotines, who is using you to his advantage. (+1 for Dan)
 
Lol.

Grasping at straws.

More narcissistic bullshit.

I've got eight regulars, which is eight more than your site has. I have about that many again in guests lurking daily.

Your narcissistic bullshit sucked the life out of me like cancer and chemo, but I survived to live another day. Meanwhile, you're over here pouting in exile. You're assmad because you can't win an argument with me, despite being a narcissist, and likely also because you make a lot of noise but nobody seems to give a shit other than @Time 4 Guillotines, who is using you to his advantage. (+1 for Dan)
Then why are you here? Shouldn't you be on your own website? Instead of acting like a dramatic faggot here, where you were just told you're not welcome or wanted by Ken himself?
 
Then why are you here?
Because I can.
Shouldn't you be on your own website?
I am on my own website. It's open in another tab.
Instead of acting like a dramatic faggot here,
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where you were just told you're not welcome or wanted by Ken himself?
He didn't say I wasn't welcome or wanted. He said he didn't want or need my advice. In fact, I agree, he really doesn't need my advice, and I really don't need to hand it out for free.

You tried to twist this fact because you're a narcissist who is pathetically grasping at straws because you're cornered. You will rate this post Take Your Meds, and you will pout. @Time 4 Guillotines will turn on you. and you will lose that fight too.

Now, please excuse me for a bit. I have to go dig into the KF post history of your furbuddy JethroTullamore and see if I can't turn up some dirt.
 
Because I can.

I am on my own website. It's open in another tab.

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He didn't say I wasn't welcome or wanted. He said he didn't want or need my advice. In fact, I agree, he really doesn't need my advice, and I really don't need to hand it out for free.

You tried to twist this fact because you're a narcissist who is pathetically grasping at straws because you're cornered. You will rate this post Take Your Meds, and you will pout. @Time 4 Guillotines will turn on you. and you will lose that fight too.

Now, please excuse me for a bit. I have to go dig into the KF post history of your furbuddy JethroTullamore and see if I can't turn up some dirt.
 
Reason: Gargamel will find nothing
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I think all of you are pretty neat.

Oh I am fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you
Animal!
 
I think all of you are pretty neat.
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Oh I am fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you
Animal!
Looks like you got a new best friend, @RumpleSmooothSkin!
 
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