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Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

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Dani admits to lying about being suicidal to get dubbed up on the rubber room ward.
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And he got molested by some looney. Claims he laughed it off. No doubt, when it gets cold and wet, he'll be on the phone to the looney patrol bleating "I can't go on, I feel so dirty... I need a bed or I'll top myself (and top myself... until he's dead*)"

You need to post more pics. To break up the shit brick of text you just squeezed out there.



*RIP Ryk
 
Nektar Geist said:
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Dani admits to lying about being suicidal to get dubbed up on the rubber room ward.
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And he got molested by some looney. Claims he laughed it off. No doubt, when it gets cold and wet, he'll be on the phone to the looney patrol bleating "I can't go on, I feel so dirty... I need a bed or I'll top myself (and top myself... until he's dead*)"

You need to post more pics. To break up the shit brick of text you just squeezed out there.



*RIP Ryk
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This typical bum behavior involves them claiming to be suicidal or something when it's raining, so that they can get a free bed and a free meal.
 
Reason: Good find
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Funny. It's was known (for some time) that lamey liked to keep.... certain company... I think Dani is being a little disingenuous there.

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Pool cue would get that out of his weak little hands, then he'd get a beating from a pool cue AND a bike lock.
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That's why this thread has the title it does.
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Meet the plushie, that will go on to goad Dani into killing the Truck Stop Johns he meets. Looks like a Conchita to me. js.
 
I'll be frank on this one, but lewd stuff shouldn't be posted her unless it's necessary and making a point. Seen too much stuff on KF where post that stuff for their own gain while pretending to be "archiving it"
 
Mr.TM said:
I'll be frank on this one, but lewd stuff shouldn't be posted her unless it's necessary and making a point. Seen too much stuff on KF where post that stuff for their own gain while pretending to be "archiving it"
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As it's not too extreme or gross it should be fine within the appropriate thread
 
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Pool cue would get that out of his weak little hands, then he'd get a beating from a pool cue AND a bike lock.
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That's why this thread has the title it does.
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Meet the plushie, that will go on to goad Dani into killing the Truck Stop Johns he meets. Looks like a Conchita to me. js.
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A chain is called a smiley.

What a fucking idiot. Yeah we all saw that episode of law and order SVU, too.
 
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One time, joshy managed to get about 150k, but where did it REALLY come from? Why is joshy saying that SOME of the money went to help with Zhen's case, when it's likely he's paying off the fine so Dong Gone doesn't get hands on FC's paper work?

Oh, and you know you can't keep away from here, stop being so bitter, like Ash.
 
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It would be ironic if Dani was mauled by a feral dog.
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He is a feral dog.

Desperate, too. Jesus Christ, Danny. I know you're reading this. You and the 4 or 5 other stooges still left on that hack forum who report to the jewfag. At least have a little dignity like gargamel does and go down with the sinking ship. You guys bet on the wrong horse and at least gargamels going down in flames. You're desperately trying to fit back in (this will be the only time anyone is ever going to tell you in your life that you can't fit in, little dick) with 18,000 fake accounts but you're hated here.

That's the difference between us. I left this place for a couple of months because you and gargamel are annoying and I am on about a dozen BBS sites that I fucked with for a while. I came back and brought more funny to the table. Got welcomed with opened arms. You and gargle got fucking trounced because nobody likes you. I'm funnier on accident than you two are on purpose. The only reason you even slip by on this website here and there is because nobody can get rid of you and your fucking annoying spam accounts even with tweezers and a match.

Not welcome. Not wanted. Hated. You are the PUNCHLINE of a shitty message board that's an offshoot of another shitty message board. Your lifelong audition for "biggest loser on the internet since Chris Chan" can come to an end now. You got the part bro. Learn to take yes for an answer.

Now choke on that, slapnuts.
 
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Being a gas-huffing bum with no real responsibilities doesn't make you the hero of your own story; that's just cope. Because, in reality, you're scared of being an adult with real responsibilities and growing as a person.
 
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Being a gas-huffing bum with no real responsibilities doesn't make you the hero of your own story; that's just cope. Because, in reality, you're scared of being an adult with real responsibilities and growing as a person.
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Fucking for real. It's like the end of pulp fiction.

You've decided to be a fucking BUM, Jules.
 
Y'know, I'm all for Dani's wanderin', it might be a spiritually awakening experience for him...
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Yeah, ok. Dani isn't a Shaolin Monk... but there is a high chance of him being found dead after a stranglewank goes wrong (Dave should have got a hooker with more upper body strength and bottle).

How much of this "arc" is actually factual, who knows. He's not really uploading anything to back it up. I could pitch a tent in a field, and take a pic from inside the tent. That's not homeless. I think he needs to live stream from his tent. With TTS... Baked Dani'qua.

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Dah Man. Keye Luke. Charlie Chan, Green Hornet (over 20 years before Bruce). "Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand".
 
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