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When you understand a certain mindset perhaps a tad too much
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TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Ashley I'm still impersonating you and I still have your address in my banner. Why are you still allowing me to do this?
An Onion Among Onions
I remember searching Karl's post history when he started collecting my information from government websites and being shocked at how he was relating stories about his young life. These are consistently horrific stories about abuse and humiliation of kids but they're presented with this tone deaf air of sadistic glee, like the audience is supposed to find them lighthearted and funny just like he does.
kiwifarms.net
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All of these are so fucking weird, especially the stuff about doing sadistic bullshit to his brother. He seems to have a fascination with tickle torturing people, he did it to his younger brother, he talks about following some usenet tickle pornographer I'd never heard of.
kiwifarms.net
kiwifarms.net
Two "cows" he's been fixated on for years are Jon Sweet and Smurf in Hand, I think because he sees personal similarities in both those guys. Just alarm bells everywhere, if there's anyone on KF who's getting off on videos of baby monkeys getting tortured, it's him.
He also claims he has a dog but he's only just posted an approximation of the dog, which is fucking bizarre in itself. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/puppy-training.77541/#post-7522533
Share Your School Stories
This is a friend of a friend thing, but there was this East African immigrant kid in one of the classes who clearly hated school and thought the whole thing was stupid. Can't say I blame him. Anyway, apparently in one class he got really fed up with one of the old fat lady teachers and drew a...
Share Your School Stories
I remember one sped kid who brought some stink bombs to school, the sort that come in bags that you shake up and then throw so they pop. He couldn't work out that he shouldn't keep setting them off right at his feet and just continue to stand there. He did this for, like, a week until he ran out...
All of these are so fucking weird, especially the stuff about doing sadistic bullshit to his brother. He seems to have a fascination with tickle torturing people, he did it to his younger brother, he talks about following some usenet tickle pornographer I'd never heard of.
Raven Sparks / Diana Bradley
Apparently, she posted an almost 2-hour video overnight and then deleted it almost right away. Anyone get a look at it?
Historical Lolcow General
D’Amato was very defensive about being straight. "I AM STRAIGHT MY TICKLE FETISH VIDEOS ARE STRAIGHT VIDEOS"
Two "cows" he's been fixated on for years are Jon Sweet and Smurf in Hand, I think because he sees personal similarities in both those guys. Just alarm bells everywhere, if there's anyone on KF who's getting off on videos of baby monkeys getting tortured, it's him.
He also claims he has a dog but he's only just posted an approximation of the dog, which is fucking bizarre in itself. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/puppy-training.77541/#post-7522533
TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Ashley I'm still impersonating you and I still have your address in my banner. Why are you still allowing me to do this?
An Onion Among Onions
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski was never loved by her parents, reminder.I remember searching Karl's post history when he started collecting my information from government websites and being shocked at how he was relating stories about his young life. These are consistently horrific stories about abuse and humiliation of kids but they're presented with this tone deaf air of sadistic glee, like the audience is supposed to find them lighthearted and funny just like he does.
Share Your School Stories
This is a friend of a friend thing, but there was this East African immigrant kid in one of the classes who clearly hated school and thought the whole thing was stupid. Can't say I blame him. Anyway, apparently in one class he got really fed up with one of the old fat lady teachers and drew a...Share Your School Stories
I remember one sped kid who brought some stink bombs to school, the sort that come in bags that you shake up and then throw so they pop. He couldn't work out that he shouldn't keep setting them off right at his feet and just continue to stand there. He did this for, like, a week until he ran out...
All of these are so fucking weird, especially the stuff about doing sadistic bullshit to his brother. He seems to have a fascination with tickle torturing people, he did it to his younger brother, he talks about following some usenet tickle pornographer I'd never heard of.
Raven Sparks / Diana Bradley
Apparently, she posted an almost 2-hour video overnight and then deleted it almost right away. Anyone get a look at it?
Historical Lolcow General
D’Amato was very defensive about being straight. "I AM STRAIGHT MY TICKLE FETISH VIDEOS ARE STRAIGHT VIDEOS"
Two "cows" he's been fixated on for years are Jon Sweet and Smurf in Hand, I think because he sees personal similarities in both those guys. Just alarm bells everywhere, if there's anyone on KF who's getting off on videos of baby monkeys getting tortured, it's him.
He also claims he has a dog but he's only just posted an approximation of the dog, which is fucking bizarre in itself. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/puppy-training.77541/#post-7522533
how does it feel possessing inferior geneticsI remember searching Karl's post history when he started collecting my information from government websites and being shocked at how he was relating stories about his young life. These are consistently horrific stories about abuse and humiliation of kids but they're presented with this tone deaf air of sadistic glee, like the audience is supposed to find them lighthearted and funny just like he does.
Share Your School Stories
This is a friend of a friend thing, but there was this East African immigrant kid in one of the classes who clearly hated school and thought the whole thing was stupid. Can't say I blame him. Anyway, apparently in one class he got really fed up with one of the old fat lady teachers and drew a...Share Your School Stories
I remember one sped kid who brought some stink bombs to school, the sort that come in bags that you shake up and then throw so they pop. He couldn't work out that he shouldn't keep setting them off right at his feet and just continue to stand there. He did this for, like, a week until he ran out...
All of these are so fucking weird, especially the stuff about doing sadistic bullshit to his brother. He seems to have a fascination with tickle torturing people, he did it to his younger brother, he talks about following some usenet tickle pornographer I'd never heard of.
Raven Sparks / Diana Bradley
Apparently, she posted an almost 2-hour video overnight and then deleted it almost right away. Anyone get a look at it?
Historical Lolcow General
D’Amato was very defensive about being straight. "I AM STRAIGHT MY TICKLE FETISH VIDEOS ARE STRAIGHT VIDEOS"
Two "cows" he's been fixated on for years are Jon Sweet and Smurf in Hand, I think because he sees personal similarities in both those guys. Just alarm bells everywhere, if there's anyone on KF who's getting off on videos of baby monkeys getting tortured, it's him.
He also claims he has a dog but he's only just posted an approximation of the dog, which is fucking bizarre in itself. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/puppy-training.77541/#post-7522533
Haunting similarities between these two posts
kiwifarms.net
Million Pity / Baby Monkey Hate / 0chan.life / Million Tears
It just kinda goes against the purpose of the site, since we're not some sort of court of justice nor are we vigilantes. kf is just a gossiping site that archives everything. If you, or anyone, wants to do anything - better to just not mention it here and keep the farms out of it. Basically that...
Kiwi Farms pretends to be shocked that the venn diagram between insane bigots and animal abusers is a tight circle.
https://www.facebook.com/karl.bridges.503 Doesn't seem to be his name but is probably his actual picture
Jesus fuck will you leave those poor dudes alone they were just goofing off on Zoom and now they're securely locked in your obsessive fantasies about Karl
you do realize that the phone flunky has probably never even been inside a detainment center right. you calling up ICE and screaming at them has exactly the same helpful effect as me calling Tesla and screaming at them because Elon Musk is a loser
yes, because it's funny
the typing styles are radically different lol
brapplebees
Baby Onion
Nice posts Ashley, you've integrated pretty well in spite of all your posturing. You should maybe give up the ghost and have fun since you obviously love it here. Surely you can find some other people to alog besides Karl, though I suspect you may already be doing that 
im all for doxing pests, but this doesn't strike me as him.
also, in regards to the "parody" account of your husband it doesn't read like Karl more like one of his orbiters, that's one of the reasons I banned him to see if that account would appear.
she's an onion farms oldfag.Nice posts Ashley, you've integrated pretty well in spite of all your posturing. You should maybe give up the ghost and have fun since you obviously love it here. Surely you can find some other people to alog besides Karl, though I suspect you may already be doing that
The account that was impersonating my husband had an encyclopedic memory of stuff I'd posted, it remembered things about forums I posted on years ago and things that could only be learned by scouring reddit. It was also obsessed with the idea my husband is "gay" which is a Boomery psychosexual hangup Karl has. He also posted some voice recordings and he sounded old, not like a guy in his early 20s. He said the impression voice he was going for was supposed to be Daffy Duck, which is Boomer shit.
https://kiwifarms.net/members/rod-dangerous.31179/ I was thinking it might be this guy for a while because out of all of them in the group DM about me he's the weirdest, but he's always just been kind of passingly rude and less serious about it, he doesn't obsess about small details of my life like Karl always has. This guy seems too dim and too uninterested to do something like that for that sustained period of time. He seemed like he was saying mean stuff to get the quick thrill of my negative reaction, not with the intention to outright destroy me. The doppleganger account was uncanny though, it was expressing a fixated hatred. It was something a guy who'd stay up until 3 am ranting about how evil and disgusting and unfuckable I was and posting my picture and tearing down my appearance piece by piece would do, which Karl did several times on lolcow. It was shit a guy who routinely fantasizes about hurting women would do.
There's maybe 3 "orbiters" if you can call them that, and the others are just pathetic nerds who seem mad that I'm not nice to them. It's not a huge pool of people.
Did he come back to the DM after I said he's Mad Hatter? Because it's him.
I say this with the least amount of affection possible: If you ever somehow leave your mom's apartment and find the kind of guy you're obviously attracted to irl, you are either going to wind up dead or are eventually going to prison forever for being an accomplice to something unspeakably horrible.
He didn't come back lol. Hasn't logged in all day. Those animals won't torture themselves!