Karl told me in dm on lolcow.org that he used to make terrified rats lick and nibble his cock head before he threw them into his boa constrictor's cage to be suffocated to death.
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Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky
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Not as weird as how much your dad turned you out and made you into an insane bitch who wants schizo racist nut on her face!
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You'd prefer Kpop because the doll like faces of the overly botox'd, plastic AF singers reminds you of the dead bodies you cream your unclit to every night.
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Ashley is based. Y’all just haters.
:/ sig was an edgelord but he was funnier than you
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No he wasn't. He was a boring faggot who has never said anything funny ever. The only joke SIG's ever made has been waking up in the morning.
feel free to post copypasta if your heart begins to ache too deeply.
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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO OF?
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO OF?
Karl needs to admit he was doing the thomas sockpuppet because that was some creepy fucking shit that he deserves to be put in a mental hospital for the rest of his life over all by itself.
Loss is part of being alive, fnarrf. Like how your father drank himself to death and left behind a schizo daughter who is pathologically obnoxious and shockingly callous because she was never socialized to behave like a human being by her creepy Jew cult parents.he's not going to admit to it because it wasn't him. if you learn to accept this one loss in your life it will start you on a greater journey of acceptance with your other unsurmountable losses later on
Fnarrf is here pitching a fit trying to get my attention because nobody irl wants anything to do with her. She's maladjusted and doesn't understand how to form positive relationships with anyone. She's creepy as fuck and has no sense of empathy at all, case in point thinking that an abusive cop at a child prison was epic and owning me for making fun of my concern. She's such a fucking loser that she had to spend time in a homeless shelter because she doesn't have friends or family to take her in. I don't blame them if she's even a fraction as psychopathic towards them as she has been towards me for not tolerating her bullshit.
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Yeah it's really funny that someone psychopathic enough to make fucking baby crying noises at me over the phone was being paid to separate kids from their parents and stick them in freezing cold cells. The centers were also exposed as hotbeds of sexual abuse, not like anyone who wasn't a molester would take that job in good conscience. This pathetic busted ugly whore is literally trying to make fun of me for responding angrily to a comment that had 200 downvotes lmao. Sorry you don't have human feelings, feel free to blast your broken brain out of your skull with a handgun if it ever gets too alienating.
Million Pity / Baby Monkey Hate / 0chan.life / Million Tears
All of them are scared and mad now. You can tell it by their typing style, like "we are not mad, you are mad!" tier copes. As I said earlier, they're at the Anger stage of the Kubler-Ross model. They realise we're not as impotent as they initially made us out to be, based on the dox we've been...
This is probably Karl's alt. I'm not exaggerating or trolling when I say he gets off on animal abuse. There was all that deranged shit he said to me about my cat dying from cancer (her howling in pain because it was a holiday and I couldn't find a vet to put her down is still a source of trauma), the fact he "likes" Cannibal Holocaust which is basically animal torture porn, him being a creepy snake owner which would be a red flag if the other stuff wasn't there. He obviously gets pleasure from annoying and belittling people, women especially, and making them stressed and uncomfortable, and people with psychopathic traits usually like tormenting humans and non-humans, getting their start with the latter. Also being viciously, unchecked mental illness-level racist. His post history on KF gives away that he's cruel and incredibly angry. No wife or kids, obviously. So him watching monkey torture vids for "fun" or sympathizing with people who do wouldn't exactly shock me.
Like there's barely anyone on this site and this account recently signed up and started lurking and posting in this thread? Okie dokie. Pretty bizarre coincidence. The moniker and av are properly Boomery too. It also resembles the name of an idiot the SASS guys were obsessed with for a while. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/matthew-moulton-onideus-mad-hatter.2512/page-42#post-2616682
I mean if any of the KF freaks who are better at sleuthing notice, the calls are coming from inside the house.
The lolcow thread basically devolved into him making a poorly conceived sock account of my husband then using it to post his porn collection, some of it was borderline bestiality drawings and a lot of naked fat women. Complete and utter fucking freak. The reason I carry a handgun in my purse.