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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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twatter said:
I can't qualify for special Olympics because my IQ is 12 points higher than their cutoff. My IQ is 96 and their cutoff is 84. 84 is borderline intellectual disability and since 85-114 is average, I cannot compete.
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YOU.... YOU....
WHAT
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
 
SIGSEGV said:
You can't win an argument with a schizophrenic, because they're fucking insane and will not listen to anything that goes against their delusions. The fact that @Deadpool has spent as much time as he has arguing with Pam is both retarded and insane. He also likes to argue with Melinda Leigh Scott, a woman who is too fucking stupid to reason with. So, again, @Deadpool is retarded for wasting his time arguing with immovable retards instead of just laughing at them.
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I still haven't gotten my feet pics from Pam.

I'm MOTI.
 
I can't wait for Satan to inevitably find the PM users Discord, and then pitch a fit when they either ban him immediately or are just having mundane talks about random stuff.
 
Life is ruff said:
That was actually pretty funny. But personally, those people just start getting annoying after awhile. People go from laughing at them to genuinely getting angry at them and it's stops being fun.
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While the underage girls stuff is something someone could rightfully be mad about, nothing else about BoxerShorts47 is worth getting mad about. Those who do take Boxy seriously are spergy themselves, usually. It's that whole 'I am better than you' mentality that plagues KF more so than ever before, and it radiates from many politispergs. Boxy is an extreme case example of this, as instead of trains, My Little Pony, or Sonic, his autism is STRAWMANS, far right radicalism, and delusional egotism. But he's so far right, even The Hugbox disregard and mock him.
 
Stardust said:
While the underage girls stuff is something someone could rightfully be mad about, nothing else about BoxerShorts47 is worth getting mad about. Those who do take Boxy seriously are spergy themselves, usually. It's that whole 'I am better than you' mentality that plagues KF more so than ever before, and it radiates from many politispergs. Boxy is an extreme case example of this, as instead of trains, My Little Pony, or Sonic, his autism is STRAWMANS, far right radicalism, and delusional egotism. But he's so far right, even The Hugbox disregard and mock him.
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Tone it down with the neurotypical remarks of superiority
 
SchizoNetwork said:
yes, fuck off nigger
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
I just saw @Busty O'Queef at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for upvotes or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “M'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
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