My life is actually pretty awesome, we went to puerto rico for 3 days a while ago and spent the weekend doing porch repairs. If you think you're different from daniel you're not, this site is a crab bucket of low functioning toxic creeps who are all in a fight to feel like the most respected guy in the room. The only thing keeping you out of a storage unit is your thinning welfare state that you're dumb enough to hate. The reason I kept coming back is because whacking your self-importance with a stick is funny, if you weren't bothered by it then you wouldn't keep blabbering about me like I'm a real person to you and this wouldn't have escalated into the latent rapist hobby of creating low rent revenge porn that barely looks like me.
You should stop pretending dan is your clown when he's your onion mascot down to the smell and everything you're too cagey to admit you are: an abandoned loser in a lonely hovel scrolling grotesque porn and sweating through his shirt that someone on the internet didn't take him seriously.
Ken is deeply evil in the same way chris-chan is, they're spitting images of each other down to the same voice. The similarity is really amplified by the fact Ken kept trying to talk to chris post-incest trial. In fact through that debacle he tried to contact chris so much that chris of all people got creeped out by him, so for you to know that and still be talking about ken like he's a cool tempered leader is so goddamn funny. Chris did something too repugnant for most people to fathom and bloatface just kept pushing forward thinking using a literal motherfucker who raped a dementia ridden old lady would make him famous. For all your months of crosseyed cockney whining about some relative on my husband's side this shows how seriously you take sex offending.
They both have a child-like wickedness where they can justify anything as long as represents elevating their own sense of importance or pleasure. Just like chris fucked his mom and wove this whole narrative about it being beautiful Ken is probably molesting his employer's clients when they act up or disrespect him and justifying it by saying they're trying to destroy him and "the onion community".
I can't stress how funny it is to get yelled at to stay away from onion farms!!!!!!! in the same tone as a 10 year old getting mad his mom is taking his xbox except it's a 65 year old retarded man with no friends or family who thinks a bunch of borderline homeless and homeless perverts on here who've alienated everyone else are his posse.