Lidl is so fat, when he walks across the room the radio skips.
Lidl is so fat that when someone said it was chilly outside he ran out with a bowl and spoon.
Lidl is so fat when he goes to the movies he sits next to everyone.
Lidl is so fat his belt size is "equator".
Lidl is so fat he fell over and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up.