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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Doesn't he just have to delete the thirst posts Ash made to him? How does this stop her from socking up?
I'm about to copy pasta his kf op
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms
Thread starter Sonichoo
2013
The old OP for this thread was outdated and never got into how unique Kengle is as a lolcow, so it's been replaced. You're welcome. - @chimpburgers
kennay.jpg
Kenneth, or Kengle as many people affectionately call him, is someone who has been misunderstood as being boring and nothing special. In the earlier part of this thread, he functioned more as an artcow with a fascination for bizarre clay sculptures, orange peels, psychedelic Buffalo Cubes and other oddities. He posed no harm to anyone and many Kiwis saw him as a weirdo Uncle. Even Kengle expressed how his "wacky Uncle Kenny days" were over, and before discussing why, you need to understand Ken's beginnings. Several years ago, he was a member of the CWCki Project, the predecessor to Kiwi Farms, and out of mercy, @champthom banned him because he was getting himself into trouble with his persistent attention seeking behavior. People on /cwc/ made dozens of threads about him, so you know he was developing a reputation for being one of the biggest Christian Weston Chandler white knights out there.
In fact, that was part of the reason Kengle got so much attention. He was seen concern trolling on many of CWC's Facebook statuses. It can also be said that he was partially to blame for Chris's macing incident at Gamestop in late 2014, and would later encourage ADF to bring a can of mace. Other than that, the focus of the thread was on his many failures in finishing projects he would start. For example, Kengle created Sonichen and Rosechen, a Sonichu parody, and developed a website where he would post artwork and stories related to it. He would keep an Excel file tracking how many words a day he would write to complete his fantasy novel. Often times, he would delete his web pages and abandon them, and this is a pattern that's noticeable in many other Kengle endeavors.
This pattern extends to his odd career choices. Despite having an accounting degree, Kengle never pursued his CPA, even with Kiwis with accounting backgrounds like @yawning sneasel were making strong arguments for him to pass the certification. Kengle would often grow upset at anyone criticizing his position. In the last year, Kengle also passed his Certified Nursing Assistant exam, only for him not utilizing this certification either. He also thought about returning to community college to acquire education in web development and programming, and nothing came of that.
Kengle also saw several Kiwis in this thread as being his banes of existence, most notably @Peace and Harmony. Their quarrels resulted in Ken trying to dox P&H on his Facebook, revealing what university he attended. His grudge against P&H is rooted in the edits made to his Lolcow Wiki article which he felt were libelous. P&H offered Kengle the opportunity to grab a burger, and even attempts to reconcile with Kengle resulted in failure. In fact, Kengle's gripes against Kiwi Farms largely originate from the Lolcow Wiki article existing. Most recently, he tried to reedit the article into his own vanity page, only for those edits to be removed and for him to receive an indefinite ban for his behavior.
In a phone interview conducted by @Flowers for Sonichu, Kengle was adamant about his hatred for this website, complaining his thread would keep growing no matter what he did. This is the interview for reference. It provides a great example of what Kengle has become overtime: a very bitter, passive-aggressive individual who bites the hand that feeds him. He will stop at nothing until his Lolcow Wiki article and thread are removed or stop affecting his SEO results.
Overtime, Kengle has shifted his efforts to creating websites like Onionfar.ms which he abandons in at least a month or so. All of these new projects have also resulted in failure and it goes back to the issues discussed above. Even in his relationships with other lolcows, Kengle has a mentality which makes it difficult for him to hold long-term relationships with them. Chris barely noticed his blatant notice-me-senpai antics and wouldn't talk to him much until Kengle paid him anyway. Kengle doesn't see himself as a lolcow at all, but just a person who happens to interact with people of interest covered by Kiwi Farms. He tries to be "one of us" when those efforts often create blunders which backfire on him constantly.
In the most recent attempt to build a personal army against @Null, Kengle already lost several supporters. Raven Sparks left his Answeringkiwifarms Facebook group because she thought he was trying to divert attention to helping Kiwi Farms, and Richard Jones was also a prominent member. He left because Kengle failed to protect him when facing criticism for his actions as seen in the following screencaps.
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This last screenshot summarizes Kengle's whole reason for existing. I think it says a lot about what you need to know about him before getting into this thread. He's a chronic attention seeker desperate for friendship from lolcows covered on the Farms with lack of self-awareness about himself. It's observable in his relationships with Gloria Tesch and Pixyteri, both of which have failed in the end. Among these characteristics, many of the running jokes in this thread stem from Kengle's grossout Facebook statuses where he would post grotesque pictures of the food he'd eat, coupled with his false adherence to Islam.
He hates Kiwi Farms, but keeps flocking back to it when offered the chance, paying for his own Supporters membership to have an account here without getting banned again. Obviously, you can probably guess what eventually happened.
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In the words of @Karen Riley:
I've been reading this thread page by page for the last month or so and its striking how much of an asshole he's became and how much of his original goodwill he's managed to erode on here.
Seriously, there was a time where it would have been cruel and ridiculously disproportionate to attack Kengle through his ex wife or through his place of employment and the fact everyone shared that mindset shows just how far has actions have caused him to fall.
He's trying to be passive aggressive and appear like he genuinely wants to help Null's mum and totally isn't trying to attack her to get back at Null but it's so ridiculously transparent everyone can see through it. Shame on you Kenneth.
Thread starter Sonichoo
2013
The old OP for this thread was outdated and never got into how unique Kengle is as a lolcow, so it's been replaced. You're welcome. - @chimpburgers
kennay.jpg
Kenneth, or Kengle as many people affectionately call him, is someone who has been misunderstood as being boring and nothing special. In the earlier part of this thread, he functioned more as an artcow with a fascination for bizarre clay sculptures, orange peels, psychedelic Buffalo Cubes and other oddities. He posed no harm to anyone and many Kiwis saw him as a weirdo Uncle. Even Kengle expressed how his "wacky Uncle Kenny days" were over, and before discussing why, you need to understand Ken's beginnings. Several years ago, he was a member of the CWCki Project, the predecessor to Kiwi Farms, and out of mercy, @champthom banned him because he was getting himself into trouble with his persistent attention seeking behavior. People on /cwc/ made dozens of threads about him, so you know he was developing a reputation for being one of the biggest Christian Weston Chandler white knights out there.
In fact, that was part of the reason Kengle got so much attention. He was seen concern trolling on many of CWC's Facebook statuses. It can also be said that he was partially to blame for Chris's macing incident at Gamestop in late 2014, and would later encourage ADF to bring a can of mace. Other than that, the focus of the thread was on his many failures in finishing projects he would start. For example, Kengle created Sonichen and Rosechen, a Sonichu parody, and developed a website where he would post artwork and stories related to it. He would keep an Excel file tracking how many words a day he would write to complete his fantasy novel. Often times, he would delete his web pages and abandon them, and this is a pattern that's noticeable in many other Kengle endeavors.
This pattern extends to his odd career choices. Despite having an accounting degree, Kengle never pursued his CPA, even with Kiwis with accounting backgrounds like @yawning sneasel were making strong arguments for him to pass the certification. Kengle would often grow upset at anyone criticizing his position. In the last year, Kengle also passed his Certified Nursing Assistant exam, only for him not utilizing this certification either. He also thought about returning to community college to acquire education in web development and programming, and nothing came of that.
Kengle also saw several Kiwis in this thread as being his banes of existence, most notably @Peace and Harmony. Their quarrels resulted in Ken trying to dox P&H on his Facebook, revealing what university he attended. His grudge against P&H is rooted in the edits made to his Lolcow Wiki article which he felt were libelous. P&H offered Kengle the opportunity to grab a burger, and even attempts to reconcile with Kengle resulted in failure. In fact, Kengle's gripes against Kiwi Farms largely originate from the Lolcow Wiki article existing. Most recently, he tried to reedit the article into his own vanity page, only for those edits to be removed and for him to receive an indefinite ban for his behavior.
In a phone interview conducted by @Flowers for Sonichu, Kengle was adamant about his hatred for this website, complaining his thread would keep growing no matter what he did. This is the interview for reference. It provides a great example of what Kengle has become overtime: a very bitter, passive-aggressive individual who bites the hand that feeds him. He will stop at nothing until his Lolcow Wiki article and thread are removed or stop affecting his SEO results.
Overtime, Kengle has shifted his efforts to creating websites like Onionfar.ms which he abandons in at least a month or so. All of these new projects have also resulted in failure and it goes back to the issues discussed above. Even in his relationships with other lolcows, Kengle has a mentality which makes it difficult for him to hold long-term relationships with them. Chris barely noticed his blatant notice-me-senpai antics and wouldn't talk to him much until Kengle paid him anyway. Kengle doesn't see himself as a lolcow at all, but just a person who happens to interact with people of interest covered by Kiwi Farms. He tries to be "one of us" when those efforts often create blunders which backfire on him constantly.
In the most recent attempt to build a personal army against @Null, Kengle already lost several supporters. Raven Sparks left his Answeringkiwifarms Facebook group because she thought he was trying to divert attention to helping Kiwi Farms, and Richard Jones was also a prominent member. He left because Kengle failed to protect him when facing criticism for his actions as seen in the following screencaps.
upload_2016-8-30_12-58-12-png.129899
This last screenshot summarizes Kengle's whole reason for existing. I think it says a lot about what you need to know about him before getting into this thread. He's a chronic attention seeker desperate for friendship from lolcows covered on the Farms with lack of self-awareness about himself. It's observable in his relationships with Gloria Tesch and Pixyteri, both of which have failed in the end. Among these characteristics, many of the running jokes in this thread stem from Kengle's grossout Facebook statuses where he would post grotesque pictures of the food he'd eat, coupled with his false adherence to Islam.
He hates Kiwi Farms, but keeps flocking back to it when offered the chance, paying for his own Supporters membership to have an account here without getting banned again. Obviously, you can probably guess what eventually happened.
untitled-1-jpg.130178
In the words of @Karen Riley:
I've been reading this thread page by page for the last month or so and its striking how much of an asshole he's became and how much of his original goodwill he's managed to erode on here.
Seriously, there was a time where it would have been cruel and ridiculously disproportionate to attack Kengle through his ex wife or through his place of employment and the fact everyone shared that mindset shows just how far has actions have caused him to fall.
He's trying to be passive aggressive and appear like he genuinely wants to help Null's mum and totally isn't trying to attack her to get back at Null but it's so ridiculously transparent everyone can see through it. Shame on you Kenneth.
Reason: Peter Griffin without the glasses.
The thread I deleted had nothing to do with this.
Shut the fuck up fat retard and undelete the kf general so we can get back to shitposting about kiwifarms.
That thread was likely mistakenly hard deleted, an admin will go into the cpanel and restore the kf general thread from a server back up probably some time tomorrow.
until then just post here and we can merge the threads.
Thank you for the straight answer.
Reason: Just go ahead and delete that ken op copy pasta when it happens too.
Since we don't have much else to talk about we can roast how terrible that op is for Ken's thread on kiwifarms.
Reason: Fucking awful but at least it's not glowie personal army request or gaylord fail dox bad.
fag0t
Hellovan Onion
you could have just deleted the post you should try to restore it if possible
I guess ken shit the bed and accidently the whole thread
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt you should make an announcement when you undelete kf general make sure to delete the correct thread next time instead of making more work for you and the jannies
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt you should make an announcement when you undelete kf general make sure to delete the correct thread next time instead of making more work for you and the jannies
Reason: I get it was an accident but it looked pretty sus.
Ashley started it.I guess ken shit the bed and accidently the whole thread
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt you should make an announcement when you undelete kf general make sure to delete the correct thread next time instead of making more work for you and the jannies
Undelete the thread or I'll join her campaign, you fucking mongoloid.
The fuck is actually wrong with you
Are you saying Ashley or someone posing as her was telling you to delete kf general or a different thread and you accidentally deleted kf general in the process?
Reason: What did they want deleted.
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Just wordfilter out your dox/workplace/etc.
Surely there's an adult around who can help you figure out how to navigate to the Xenforo forum and download the appropriate add-on.
What the actual fuck tho
Just wordfilter out your dox/workplace/etc.
Surely there's an adult around who can help you figure out how to navigate to the Xenforo forum and download the appropriate add-on.
What the actual fuck tho
I always assumed that was intentional but it would be funny if it wasn't.
He panicked because Ashley posted his employers info, even though it's right there on his Intelius report that costs $3, which no one gives a shit about.
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Delete her post, restore thread, learn to word filter, toggle on the option that new accounts have to go through vetting like they do on Kiwi Farms