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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0
- Thread starter Crimson Fucker
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Autism Rulez
Remarkable Onion
Some serious jilted lover vibes there.
Lolcows winning better than the prime time lolcow of KF, fucking platinum.
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Hellovan Onion
Hadn't thought of that, you're right.
Boobie Bomb
Hellovan Onion
Look what I found. More clowns!
Any of them wanting the old internet back is an insane ideology in of itself.
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Hellovan Onion
I can think of another group of social media users who self segregate themselves from the rest of the internet because they can't defend their horrifying ideas and get dragged for posting pro-pedo stuff everywhere they go. They even have a lot of overlap with the people using Blue sky including being up their own asses about being more principled than the out-group.
Some say that this group of users farm a certain fruit....
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Hellovan Onion
When the mother raping tranny autismo gets a kid faster than you lmaoooooooo
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Baby Onion
Chris-Chan won. A lot of the Kiwis (including Null himself) still don't have a family of their own and still don't have kids of their own. Some of them even make fun of lolcows being happily married while they have nothing which tells me more about Kiwi Farms than it does about the lolcows they make fun of.
If the people you see as losers have a better chance at happiness and finding love than you do then are you really a winner? Kiwi Farms is on suicide watch when even the biggest loser on the Internet has a better chance at finding love than they do.
Funny thing is that many Kiwis have forgotten what the old Internet was really like.
Stuff like porn was everywhere, everyone said slurs, and it wasn't just racist memes that were more prevalent back then but really edgy memes related to the much less talked about aspects of human sexuality (like Pedobear and Molester Moon) were far more prevalent in Internet culture back then.
When Kiwis talk about how the Internet was greater back then (to be fair, the Internet used to be more wild and free back in the day), they often have blind nostalgia for stuff like Moonman and old Alt-Right memes of yesterday but they forget (or choose to forget) the other stuff that was very prevalent in the old days of the Internet, like porn and edgy rape jokes.
I like to make the argument that the Kiwis of today would not survive the Internet from the before time because the old school Internet also detested right-wing extremists and religious nationalists. If you took a Kiwi back in time with how they act now, people of back then would call Kiwis as "Faggots" and "Moralfags" for preaching tradcon stuff (people made fun of the Left back then but they've also made fun of the Right when the situation called for it).
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And that's the thing, KF is a safe space for the "old intuhnet" preachers because if it was actually still the old internet, we'd be seeing more meltdowns than we are now, so every hour most likely. I don't think any of them have what it takes to live in the Old Internet age.
Edit-me and you both fucking know they'd be getting ass-blasted by twitter if they ever showed their accounts there.
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Hellovan Onion
wait isalaide is cooking here
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Hellovan Onion
The other part though is that the internet was a lot more sincere. I read old Usenet posts in my spare time and it's a little impressive and sad at how sincerely everyone engaged with each other there. When the internet was text based it was a lot more level headed, once images were introduced it was over, more or less.
SentinentCloud
Baby Onion
kek the first one forgot to mention this is also a troon victory over the lesbians bp terfs
woman will suck the girldick and carry the troon child before they will ever touch the smelly bpd cat ladies
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Baby Onion
Maybe the Kiwis would probably be able to score like Chris-Chan has if they just get off the Internet and for once talk to a real life woman.
I don't think I'm wrong for arguing that some people on Kiwi Farms seem more terminally online with lolcows than the lolcows in of themselves (you won't be able to get the ladies by siting in-front of your monitor just to look at lolcows 24/7 because life slips by you pretty fast).
Like it or not, these days Chris-Chan tries to live his life as he wants it to be and has enough confidence to openly be proud of being who he is. Women like that in someone when they meet someone which is why you see cases of women rejecting the rich buff guy for some loser if the loser can prove to be more confident than the Chad stereotype.
A lot of these self-proclaim Chuds/Chads online talk the talk but they don't walk the walk.
Chris-Chan has walked the walk and in a strange twist of events, Chris-Chan is more Chad/Chud than most Kiwis (or other troll groups for that matter) on the count that he scored big and will have his own offspring soon.
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TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Ashley I'm still impersonating you and I still have your address in my banner. Why are you still allowing me to do this?
An Onion Among Onions
Hopefully not continuing the tradition of incest.