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December 17, 2024: Nigerian pastor in church claims to bring dead person back to life

Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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The new declines of Kiwifarms
Maybe the Kiwis would probably be able to score like Chris-Chan has if they just get off the Internet and for once talk to a real life woman.

I don't think I'm wrong for arguing that some people on Kiwi Farms seem more terminally online with lolcows than the lolcows in of themselves (you won't be able to get the ladies by siting in-front of your monitor just to look at lolcows 24/7 because life slips by you pretty fast).

Like it or not, these days Chris-Chan tries to live his life as he wants it to be and has enough confidence to openly be proud of being who he is. Women like that in someone when they meet someone which is why you see cases of women rejecting the rich buff guy for some loser if the loser can prove to be more confident than the Chad stereotype.

A lot of these self-proclaim Chuds/Chads online talk the talk but they don't walk the walk.

Chris-Chan has walked the walk and in a strange twist of events, Chris-Chan is more Chad/Chud than most Kiwis (or other troll groups for that matter) on the count that he scored big and will have his own offspring soon.

A lesson for us all tbh, can you imagine wasting your life on some internet forum in the middle of the ni....

*looks at my clock, clears throat and stomps my feet*

uh uh niggers chads muh staceys and bbc fuck ummmm trannies! trannies! trannies!
 
That's called a lesbian with clitoromegaly.
Of coursen’t.

Ah yes, the proper reaction to finding out Chris Chan is going to be a dad: Powerleveling too much.
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All I say can say is that Rogue, Internet Man said it best: Chris-Chan is most likely lying through their ass (you can call them a him, idgaf in this case) and this isn’t actually happening.
 
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What does Bleach have to do with Bluesky?
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Well, blud ain't far off. KiwiFarms is a pedophile cult group that supports their fellow pedos while denying others who are against them.
 
Man, the announcement really broke them if they're powerleveling this much about their relationships and babymaking attempts.
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There's a joke in here about Chris chan subsisting on goy slop food and still knocking a woman up while nominally more healthy people can't get preggers





EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
I WILL NOT POWER LEVEL ABOUT MY FERTILITY IN RESPONSE TO CHRIS CHAN'S BIG NEWS
YOU MAY NOW GO ABOUT YOU'RE BUSINESS AFTER RECEIVING THIS ALL IMPORTANT NEWS STORY
 
Man, the announcement really broke them if they're powerleveling this much about their relationships and babymaking attempts.
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Maybe it's the universe trying to tell them something and that something is that Kiwi Farms (and other similar troll communities) should just get a life already and focus more on themselves rather than worrying about everything else (in a thousand years, who's really going to care about most of the people that Kiwi Farms talks about).

Laughing at the same lolcow for around 20 years because they made a shitty Sonic x Pokemon crossover comic isn't exactly a sign of maturity; it's practically old high school drama that many don't give a shit about anymore (it's like watching a guy in their 40's talk about some guy that burped in math class once and it was the funniest shit ever to them at the time but no one else really cares about that).

They do say that the Internet is like a second high school and they're right because some people out there on the Internet has peaked in the metaphorical high school.
 
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Chris-Chan won.
I don't know if I consider reproducing an inherent win. You may argue it is biologically but most of your genes will be gone in about 7 generations.
I've known borderline retarded parents that are under guardianship legally of their own parents. It's unfair to the child because even if they don't have any bad intentions at all, they neglect their children by accident through their lack of intelligence and foresight.

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I don't know if I consider reproducing an inherent win. You may argue it is biologically but most of your genes will be gone in about 7 generations.
I've known borderline retarded parents that are under guardianship legally of their own parents. It's unfair to the child because even if they don't have any bad intentions at all, they neglect their children by accident through their lack of intelligence and foresight.

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Yeah, id say it's more of him beating null in a race to the finish (giggity) which to be fair isn't a big accomplishment in most cases unless it's speed eating pizza.
 
When the admin of the site wrote a novel about how sad he is that his dick doesn't work and will never have a family of his own, the autistic mother fucker marrying and having kids is winning compared to him by his own standards.
That was funny when he said "non-reproductives" shouldn't get a say and then didn't reproduce.
 
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@TheCIAGlowsInTheDark claims to have doxed WelperHelper99. KF user Vect posts this onto WelperHelper's profile with Gravemind and Toolbox showing up to say it's a faildox and call @Celebrate Nite a bitch for posting on here and KF.
I've never claimed to dox anyone. I've just gathered whatever I could find about the person as far as their online behavior goes as well as any information that was already known about the person (they're smart enough to not post their real name and address at least but still stupid enough to not contain their power level when it comes to their activity outside of the farms).

Besides, it still doesn't change the fact that Welper is a closet degenerate that puts on a tradcon persona for optics cuck reasons.
 
@Crimson Fucker, who do you think this person is?
The username crimson fucker is a reference to a specific episode of Hellsing ultimate abridged where he sent death threat letters to the pope with carrier pigeons. I picked my name because other people like that already use it. I would need a link to the account to see if it reminds me of anyone, and Twitter won't let me search for it so it might not exist anymore or be private. I can't find that onion farms account either. It could be entirely faked tweets for all I know.
 
The username crimson fucker is a reference to a specific episode of Hellsing ultimate abridged where he sent death threat letters to the pope with carrier pigeons. I picked my name because other people like that already use it. I would need a link to the account to see if it reminds me of anyone, and Twitter won't let me search for it so it might not exist anymore or be private. I can't find that onion farms account either. It could be entirely faked tweets for all I know.
KiwiFarms faking Skeets was not on my bingo card.

The user they doxxed is from New Jersey of all places. The Brooms know when they won’t stop
 
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