You can use software and edit it accordingly. Like this
ebonics translator. I just type this in:
"Hello, my friend! How are you doing today?"
And it spits out:
"Yo! Hello, like,
, mah nahzza! Peep this shit! Sup? doesahn' now?"
Hooray! Now I sound like a nigger.
For women, it has been joked about here:
Realistically, you would need an app whose AI takes a logical A to Z form of discourse and remove the cause and effect from it.
You just say stuff with the intent to push buttons but never arrive at the solution or even address why the problem even exists.
Basically this:
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There, now you can speak like Lidl.