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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Procreate? This ship has sailed.
Well, he is in his early 30s. In theory he should be at the top of his breeding game. In reality, he can only get it up to neko shota and vaginas are eww. So the only way he could really do it is the Steven Crowder way. Convince some dumb bitch to marry his homosexual ass, be his beard, and IVF her.
 
Well, he is in his early 30s. In theory he should be at the top of his breeding game. In reality, he can only get it up to neko shota and vaginas are eww. So the only way he could really do it is the Steven Crowder way. Convince some dumb bitch to marry his homosexual ass, be his beard, and IVF her.

He is one of those faggots who are contributing to the declining birth rate in the world. He doesn't want the burden or the responsibility of raising children.

I don't subscribe to that whole "alpha male" bullshit, but to me my fertility makes me feel like a man. The fact that I had three sons makes me feel badass, not only because I have left a legacy of three men to spread my name and DNA on this planet, but I shot all boys.

I might even fuck around and have a buzzer beater baby with the dragon lady just for the goof.
 
Well, he is in his early 30s. In theory he should be at the top of his breeding game. In reality, he can only get it up to neko shota and vaginas are eww. So the only way he could really do it is the Steven Crowder way. Convince some dumb bitch to marry his homosexual ass, be his beard, and IVF her.
So convincing one of his retarded nigger pizza bunch gorls? Just to get them pregnant and have...Nevermind I forgot again, in this very fucking moment, this retard cannot produce for jack SHIT
 
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Why does Null think it's a good idea to allow self-promotion on his website a lolcow forum site? πŸ€”
 
He is one of those faggots who are contributing to the declining birth rate in the world. He doesn't want the burden or the responsibility of raising children.

I don't subscribe to that whole "alpha male" bullshit, but to me my fertility makes me feel like a man. The fact that I had three sons makes me feel badass, not only because I have left a legacy of three men to spread my name and DNA on this planet, but I shot all boys.

I might even fuck around and have a buzzer beater baby with the dragon lady just for the goof.
He might want kids, but can't stomach the idea of sticking his dick in a woman and adoption to single males isn't an option for a lot of reasons, so he just seethes a lot about his broke dick and inability to fix his own issues. Also wanting things without wanting the responsibility of having them is another valid argument you make. Lots of people want things, but once they have them are like oh I didn't realize I'd have to work to maintain this.
 
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Null is considering allowing self-promotion onto the forum, because in his own words, it worked for Something Awful.
Total advertising death doesn't make sense on the face of it. The invasive advertising that we see in pop-ups and such on pages and videos is what people hate. That and blatant product placement in media. There's a huge difference between forcing a customer to look at a product and asking for their time.

The thing this has the propensity to become, however, is the former and not the latter. I suspect the comicbook is going to be preachy because all media can't help but be preachy. Nobody seems to be able to help it--storytelling has been conflated with hardline projection of the author's values.

This stuff starts out as "support an entrepreneur" and then inevitably turns into supporting someone's business because they're in line with one's worldview. This is the problem with all of woke media currently and Josh is going to step right onto that landmine. In short, it'll be funny to see someone advertise on the Kiwi Farms for a bit, gain traction and praise from Josh and then years later, users discover the artist is a troon or a pedophile.
 
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Null couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a banana flavored condom on.
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Didn't the artist Napoleon Blownapart or whatever his name was do that years ago on the forum? Even drew a picture of null as a Nazi guarding a concentration camp and Dyn with a wolf hat on. I remember null used the Nazi art of him as a pfp for a long time. Forget if Dyn used it or not.
 
The same reason any other website would: Publicity.
Remember, Josh said he wanted to "legitimize" the Kiwi Farms:
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By "legitimize" I suspect what he means is "make mainstream."

His goal seems to be to make the Kiwi Farms something within the realm of Twitter or YouTube. Probably closer to Twitter so he can be his own kind of Elon Musk. The people saying this is looking more and more like Something Awful are correct. However, I think Josh believes himself to be far cleverer than Lowtax and capable of succeeding where Lowtax failed.

Let's even take his recent conversation with Nick into focus. The way that Josh comes cross is almost as to warrant Nick owes something to him. Like, because Nick is a lolcow dirtbag, he needs to kiss the godfather's ring and show fealty. And what does Nick do? He laughs in his face and Josh has to scurry back to his website and cry about it. This is why he hates Keemstar and Metokur and why he cannot hide his jealousy of Turkey Tom. He believes the Kiwi Farms hold some kind special value that it does not.

Josh's ego is also transitory. Even among regular users, the Kiwi Farms fosters an unwarranted sense of self-importance. Like if you hurt someone's ego, they think they can just dox you and ruin your life.
 
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Null was so enraged that Runescape has LGBT content added to it that he featured his own rant.
It's all so tiresome. Rant over. Not sure what else needs be said.

The alphabets have free freign over the creative sector and have had for over a decade. Complaining about it on his forum is tantamount to preaching to the choir. Is there a point at which all the complainers on the Kiwi Farms but even on YouTube and elsewhere suddenly opt into making their own material Remember Josh did a review of ISOM? Regardless of his personal feelings on the quality of ISOM, shouldn't he--at the very least--acknowledge that Eric July is attempting to step outside the bounds of corporate media and create something independent?
 
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Regardless of his personal feelings on the quality of ISOM, shouldn't he--at the very least--acknowledge that Eric July is attempting to step outside the bounds of corporate media and create something independent?
Naw, if something is shit I don't care that it's iNdEpEnDeNt! Quality in art matters more than who made it and with what intention.
 
Naw, if something is shit I don't care that it's iNdEpEnDeNt! Quality in art matters more than who made it and with what intention.
To this, I'd just have to ask, "What have you made lately?"
Most often the answer is nothing. Particularly because the people judging the art don't have a leg to stand on themselves.
In the end, the objective should be to have someone--even of low quality--stand on their own two feet. That is your "in."
 
To this, I'd just have to ask, "What have you made lately?"
Most often the answer is nothing. Particularly because the people judging the art don't have a leg to stand on themselves.
That's a really stupid theory. That's like saying I have to be a United States congressman to not like the policies of a president. Or that you have to be a five-star chef to know when food tastes bad. Or that you have to be a woman to know killing babies is wrong.

You don't have to be an artist to know when art is shit. If you don't like something, you don't like something. Don't over complicate it with gatekeeping and pretentiousness. When something sucks it sucks and people are allowed to hate whatever they want.

WhAt HaVe YOU cReAtEd LaTeLy? Is a lazy cop out.
 
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That's a really stupid theory. That's like saying I have to be a United States congressman to not like the policies of a president. Or that you have to be a five-star chef to know when food tastes bad. Or that you have to be a woman to know killing babies is wrong.
Not at all. All I've proposed is that people who judge quality ought to look in the mirror first.
 
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