Don't take it personally, he's mad you boiled your burgers instead of using the burger to top a meat lover's pizza. This is a top level sin to Josh and he will never stop being wounded by your misuse of burger meat.
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Given how elaborate this fantasy is, are you sure he isn't otherwise engaging in some wishful thinking when he says you're trying to fuck him?
The only fantasy Josh could POSSIBLY have is the BP faggots showing up to his house and giving his mozzarelli a sucky sucky
With Daddy Kengle making him homemade meat lover's pizza in the kitchen.
It would have zero effect.
Josh just needs to face facts. He doesn't get any enjoyment from women because he is gay.
We don't need Ken being a slave for a pizza gutter boy, we got sprate for that
Good for him I guess, but the orgasm would come when he's done bloating up that stomach with coky cola
He'd still need some kind of replica of himself to jerk it to, though. Since his ideal woman is actually a tranny version of himself.
By the way, since I was digging through the archives here, I just noticed something I hadn't before:
Okay, Josh. Here it is:
Taken from a much larger post:
Shit like the is why you should always second guess everything he ever says.
I don't have enough "FAGGOT!" in my body to scream faggot in that dude's face at the length and level he deserves.
What kind of freaky piece of shit BOILS burgers???
His hatred for Nick is interfering with his ability to remain objective. Josh is seething, no doubt. Likely, this is all a result of Nick's calling him a retard for being...well, a retard. Would love for Nick to go on stream and have a laugh at how Josh is still acting like a retard. Even after being told off in those text messages.
Maybe on some fleeing fantasy, but he has stated on the forum he cannot derive any pleasure from sex either intercourse or orally which means he may not be able to derive sexual pleasure from gay relationships either. I think what he means by me trying to fuck him is somehow him being violated by Onionfarms.
Only a retarded nigger faggot like Josh could conjure that up, we're here to make fun of Josh and his retarded antics and retarded kiwis, not to fuck him over.
Likely, he fried all his dopamine receptors after jacking it to catboy hentai back when he was a teenager.
Even so, the fact that his ideal woman is, in fact, himself made me consider the only thing that will truly satisfy him is another man going down on him.
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He clearly wants you to open your big feline mouth and swallow him whole. He's butthurt because you're too dense to take the hint.
hitax
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Josh seethes at Nick because Nick had everything he wants in life: a wife, children, a large remote compound, a law degree, a healthy weight, heterosexuality and Nick just casually throws it all away.
He's like a dying man in the desert seeing a rich tourist emptying out his drink because it was Pepsi instead of Coke.
Brilliant analogy! And it probably hurts even more that Nick has shown zero remorse for it and still managed to sneak that jab in on Josh's pride.
Nick remembers what Josh has said better than Josh has himself. Poetic irony directed towards someone who prides themselves with a website that archives everything.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Freya has been banned again, apparently for calling out Harm for being part of the KF Gestapo.
Home Depot Bucket
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It's also hilarious to me that Jershua thinks Nick owes him anything at all. They aren't friends, he did nothing to make him popular, runs an entire subforum devoted to shitting on him and Jersh is continually and endlessly sperging out about how he himself doesn't owe anyone anything, but if someone shovels a plate of his own shit back in his face, he is like WELL I NEVER HOW DARE HE? At one point during the MATI segment he did about the DMs Nick released, he literally broke down in a screaming fit about how Balldo needs to give him the footage now like a fucking 3 year old.
Nick is a lying piece of shit and not releasing the footage before it has to be is in his best interest. Jersh has some realization of this but he still thinks if he whines and screams enough to Balldo about it, he'll break down like a tired mother with a toddler in a grocery store that wants some piece of candy. It isn't going to happen, deal with it.
Nick is a lying piece of shit and not releasing the footage before it has to be is in his best interest. Jersh has some realization of this but he still thinks if he whines and screams enough to Balldo about it, he'll break down like a tired mother with a toddler in a grocery store that wants some piece of candy. It isn't going to happen, deal with it.