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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Nah man if you aren't at least courting a girl in one of these groups like the mormons by your early twenties there is something wrong with you. They strongly urge people to get married early and more or less have a matchmaker/arranged marriage system going. Welper has some skeletons I know it.
 
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>Furthermore, the Farms is reasonably good at keeping it apolitical
 
KampungBoy said:
Nah man if you aren't at least courting a girl in one of these groups like the mormons by your early twenties there is something wrong with you. They strongly urge people to get married early and more or less have a matchmaker/arranged marriage system going. Welper has some skeletons I know it.
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I've heard that some Mormons engage in anal sex instead of vaginal because it's not "taking her virginity before marriage" or whatever. I'm not saying that Welper does have some weird fetishes or something, but it's definitely a possibility?
A.Non said:
Apolitical my ass, it's basically basic bitch cuckservative central at this point.
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They do have a few lefty users but they're either old users who never left, empty brainpan dipshits who spout party lines, or retarded communists who suck at trolling.
 
Busty O'Queef said:
You should have stopped there before spouting some contrived bullshit
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I never said it was true, just that I've heard it happens as a workaround for the "no sex before marriage" unless they're fucking and not telling anyone the truth.

Irrelevant in Welper's case though, all these newfags fucking suck monkey cock and shit the place up more than it has been already.
 
Busty O'Queef said:
You should have stopped there before spouting some contrived bullshit
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He's clearly conflated Catholic girls for Mormon ones.
Catholic girls have the Poophole Loophole, Mormon girls have soaking. The initiated know this
UltimateDestroyer said:
Irrelevant in Welper's case though, all these newfags fucking suck monkey cock and shit the place up more than it has been already.
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Kiwi Farms oldfags are just gay nerds who've been sucking off Josh longer than most. It's not exactly a bragging rights situation and mah cancer killing r/KiwiFarms isn't compelling when it deserves to be put down
 
Time 4 Guillotines said:
He's clearly conflated Catholic girls for Mormon ones.
Catholic girls have the Poophole Loophole, Mormon girls have soaking. The initiated know this

Kiwi Farms oldfags are just gay nerds who've been sucking off Josh longer than most. It's not exactly a bragging rights situation and mah cancer killing r/KiwiFarms isn't compelling when it deserves to be put down
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Waste of cocaine
 
Time 4 Guillotines said:
I see some of y'all acting like Josh didn't know his userbase, who he's sat in chat with for a decade, wasn't going to immediately go trying to a-log Cogent.
Trust me, Josh knew exactly what he was doing.
What does he think this is going to accomplish other than give a handful of employees more hours at work during a time that likely already comes with OT pay for them?
I think he's banking on Cogent overplaying their hand in retaliation and it opening up a potential lawsuit for him. Literally all they have to do is stay the course, which they almost certainly will.
Even the minute amount of financial cost that handling these complaints will cause is negligible. These giant companies hardly pay a fair amount of taxes after their shekelmen get done, so there's no reason to think they won't just write this expenditure off in the coming year.
It's an absolutely retarded plan but don't sell him short. Josh can play chess, it's just his end game that's piss poor. Don't forget that this fantasy of his ends with "And then everyone clapped"
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I had not considered this but it is definitely a strong chance since he fantasized about suing Dong Gone
 
Time 4 Guillotines said:
He's clearly conflated Catholic girls for Mormon ones.
Catholic girls have the Poophole Loophole, Mormon girls have soaking. The initiated know this

Kiwi Farms oldfags are just gay nerds who've been sucking off Josh longer than most. It's not exactly a bragging rights situation and mah cancer killing r/KiwiFarms isn't compelling when it deserves to be put down
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Oh okay, I knew there was something that they did as a workaround, then again I don't spend time in religious circles or the circles within, so I dunno.

As far as the Internet is concerned, a lot of those guys just have nowhere else to go, many of them were around before Josh took the reins and turned it into his personal fiefdom. The new people, especially the ones who hope to become famous by trolling Chris, are absolutely insufferable compared to everyone else. And of course there's the ones who think shouting racial slurs is the height of comedy.
 
Chrysler Building said:
I had not considered this but it is definitely a strong chance since he fantasized about suing Dong Gone
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He obviously has a lot of greentext tier delusional fantasies
•sniffle sniffle•
"And then all the trannies will go to tranny child prison and everyone will clap for me"
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Totally not one of Lamarcuses mods has cracked the case wide open It's true, it is I, William "LilBoiPucci" Lupinacci and I only disbelieve Josh's slander because of my own perversions, not a long established history of psychotic behavior and lying
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UltimateDestroyer said:
I was using an example but he was kind of an angry sperg who's probably much like that obsessed alien Trekkie from Futurama who acts like a child over small inconveniences.

Because it's not hard to come off as an intelligent person when the rest of the group is a bunch of drooling morons.

Welper isn't a bad dude overall just a bit of a weirdo, at least in his goofball religious community they offer opportunities for young men to marry, unless it's one of those wacko fundamentalist cults that only allow Dear Prophet or whoever the fuck they call their "leader" to have all the women. Josh probably wishes his life was like that but the closest he can get is a crowd of tranny stalkers and trolls pretending to be women interested in him.

But what do I know about sex or relationships, I'm just a sentient tank destroyer cannon, I don't even have a dick.
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Yeah. I'm not even really that into star trek. I caught a few episodes but never got into it besides some of the cartoon parody. It's a good example because it has a lot of spergs and normal fans too because it's had a long time to grow.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Yeah. I'm not even really that into star trek. I caught a few episodes but never got into it besides some of the cartoon parody. It's a good example because it has a lot of spergs and normal fans too because it's had a long time to grow.
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I can't really talk about what I'm into here because I'm still active elsewhere and it would blow my cover, but I think Futurama did a good job lampooning the franchise.
 
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