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Someone on Twitter who goes by @PhoenixGirlRed falsely accused an e-THOT called @CommunistsEgirl of having slept with Null, she vehemently denied but the other person refuses to delete their tweets:
Judging from the avatar (which might or might not be photoshopped to hell and back) @CommunistsEgirl is definitely not Null's type, she has huge dropping boobs and Null only likes "androgirls" with small perky breasts.
Judging from the avatar (which might or might not be photoshopped to hell and back) @CommunistsEgirl is definitely not Null's type, she has huge dropping boobs and Null only likes "androgirls" with small perky breasts.
Null, the smartest history nerd cum geopolitical strategists posted several history essays on his forum today, showing the politispergs how the job is done. I don't have the time to go over them right now, so I will point out the most hilariously untrue statements.
He literally has no idea what he's on about here:
SYFM, millennial: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse#Media_coverage
- signed, a Gen Xer who was in their early 20s when 9/11 happened.
LMAO:
His BFF Vincent from China literally said the very opposite during their MATI Livestream.
LMAOOO:
Oh really, the Soviet Union never went into non-European countries?!
@Chrysler Building I suspect this outburst of writing on his part was basically his answer to your post about how he should ban all the politispergs. This is Null's way of confirming that he's actually one of them and in fact outdoes many of them when it comes to posting TLDRs.
Kiwi "teriyakiburns" tried to reason with Null, but he's trying to reason with a crank and cranks cannot be reasoned with:
He literally has no idea what he's on about here:
SYFM, millennial: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse#Media_coverage
- signed, a Gen Xer who was in their early 20s when 9/11 happened.
LMAO:
His BFF Vincent from China literally said the very opposite during their MATI Livestream.
LMAOOO:
Oh really, the Soviet Union never went into non-European countries?!
How many countries had Russia invaded in its history?
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
- Afghanistan
- Czechoslovakia
- [China] - border conflict over an island in the Amur river
- Hungary
1939–1945 (WW2 and related conflicts):
- [Germany, Poland, Hungary, Austria, Romania, Czechoslovakia, Bulgaria, Finland, Norway, Korea, Japan, China] - Soviet forces fought their way into these countries from 1944-45, driving back occupying Axis troops and the local Axis-allied forces. After the war, the Soviet Union took territory from Germany, Japan, Poland, Finland, Romania, and Hungary into the USSR's borders, and moved other borders around (some of the once-German, Polish, Finnish, and Japanese territory is within Russia’s modern borders). Also invaded were the Baltic States and Moldova, which the Soviet Union considered its own territory at this point, whether or not the locals did; there was also fighting with anti-Soviet partisans within USSR borders, especially in Ukraine.
- [Yugoslavia] - Soviet troops crossed this country as part of the war, but the local partisans, who had largely liberated the country, didn't let them stay and occupy.
- Iran - invaded to provide a link to British forces in southern Iran
- Finland 1940 - Winter War
- Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Romania/Moldova - the territories the Soviet Union incorporated it into itself as a result of the Secret Protocols of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.
- Poland 1939 - also invaded under the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.
- Poland 1919 - Polish-Soviet War
Soviet Russia
-Transcaucasian Republic - a communist state that was temporarily independent of Moscow/Petrograd
- [Various independent Ukrainian states/governments, none of which had been around long]
- Russian Civil War
- [various governments claiming to be 'White,' 'Monarchist' etc. Russia]
- [Finland, the Baltic States, the Central Asian and Caucasus states, Tuva], all of which had varying strength independence movements to break out of the Russian Empire, which they had been part of before. Finland and the Baltic States managed to win independence.
How many countries had Russia invaded in its history?
Answer (1 of 3): Edit: updated to bring this list up to date for 2022. This is not an answer I want to ever have to update again. One complicating factor is that 'countries' is, to a certain degree, a modern notion that doesn't apply to well once you go back far enough in history, especially out...www.quora.com
@Chrysler Building I suspect this outburst of writing on his part was basically his answer to your post about how he should ban all the politispergs. This is Null's way of confirming that he's actually one of them and in fact outdoes many of them when it comes to posting TLDRs.
Kiwi "teriyakiburns" tried to reason with Null, but he's trying to reason with a crank and cranks cannot be reasoned with:
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
There is....a lot going on here but I actually think this is the most cogent response:
That's always been the hilarious black eye for faggy little spergs like Null who are all convinced that Russia invading Ukraine is "fighting leftism" or whatever tradcucks and conservative fags are telling themselves. Russia is even more degenerate than the US with the highest abortion rate in all of Europe, rampant drug abuse even in school children, ripped apart by violent crime. They just convince tradcucks like Null that they're a conservative paradise because domestic violence against women is so common and they kill gay people. That's literally it lmao.
Hi Null, if you're reading this: if you are retarded enough to go to Chyna or Russia then you are going to get gangraped, probably in a very literal way. You will sink to the bottom as their techspergs out do you. You will never be paid by Chyna. You will always be a janny. You will always end up doing it for free.
Good pushback from teriyaki:
Of course Null won't listen to this because he's so retarded that he thinks that everything Ukraine does is because of the CIA. He suffers from American Protagonist Syndrome, that very special retardation Americans feel when they see non-Americans doing anything. They immediately assume that it was because of the CIA and that foreigners are just little dimwitted puppets that get pushed around and have no ideas or motivations of their own.
Null is fat and a politisperg retard. Now I'm king of hoping that he does go to China or some other nonwhite country where he can watch his delusions crumble. That would be insanely funny.
Hi, Null, if you're reading this. You are the cancer killing your website. You are the reason why KF is unfunny and unfun. It's you. It has always been you.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
The last time Null ever tried to do anything to get rid of the Autistic Thunderdome was near the end of 2020, when he locked the Thunderdome in the aftermath of Trump's Presidential Election loss, SIGSEGV getting in trouble with the FBI and the private message chains filled with A&H posters getting leaked. He said he was considering deleting the boards but ended up unlocking them, probably to avoid any drama over him being compared to Twitter and their purge of Trump and his supporters from the site.
Null mentions all those points you posted about in regards to Russia. I'd say his opinions on this war and Russia in general have always been open and unchanged.There is....a lot going on here but I actually think this is the most cogent response:
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That's always been the hilarious black eye for faggy little spergs like Null who are all convinced that Russia invading Ukraine is "fighting leftism" or whatever tradcucks and conservative fags are telling themselves. Russia is even more degenerate than the US with the highest abortion rate in all of Europe, rampant drug abuse even in school children, ripped apart by violent crime. They just convince tradcucks like Null that they're a conservative paradise because domestic violence against women is so common and they kill gay people. That's literally it lmao.
Hi Null, if you're reading this: if you are retarded enough to go to Chyna or Russia then you are going to get gangraped, probably in a very literal way. You will sink to the bottom as their techspergs out do you. You will never be paid by Chyna. You will always be a janny. You will always end up doing it for free.
Good pushback from teriyaki:
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Of course Null won't listen to this because he's so retarded that he thinks that everything Ukraine does is because of the CIA. He suffers from American Protagonist Syndrome, that very special retardation Americans feel when they see non-Americans doing anything. They immediately assume that it was because of the CIA and that foreigners are just little dimwitted puppets that get pushed around and have no ideas or motivations of their own.
Null is fat and a politisperg retard. Now I'm king of hoping that he does go to China or some other nonwhite country where he can watch his delusions crumble. That would be insanely funny.
Hi, Null, if you're reading this. You are the cancer killing your website. You are the reason why KF is unfunny and unfun. It's you. It has always been you.
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
Oh god, I forgot how reading his posts puts me to sleep. He seems very bitter here, he's going through stages of grief or something. The real tell is number 4 on that list: he can't live in Russia because he can't learn the language. Since he can't get anything out of them then he's going to be against them.
Null simps for whoever is the most powerful person he can suck up to and get some advantage from so I find these positions untrustworthy to put it mildly. If Russia gave him shelter of some kind then he would immediately fly to their defense, similar to how he sucked up to Masterson regarding payment processor stuff. Null is like all of us, he can be bought.
Kramer is A Man Da
Remarkable Onion
I think the biggest reason to "root" for russia is a hope that if the western world gets a little pushback they'll drop the woke bullshit the same way a network tv show might walk back a decision if the ratings start dropping. And if you actually believed the "capitalism is everything, so a group only 2% of the population will never be pandered to ever" bullshit you're lied to about in school then it would make sense. in theory you can't keep giving gibs to the niggers if the money starts getting tight. Unfortunately thats not how it works, despite what those anons on 4chan say the lack of good recruits in the armed forces doesn't mean they're dropping woke stuff to boost white men's numbers.
it doesn't matter if russia is also bad and is fighting to stop nazis or whatever the fuck, because just by refusing to let the US win they're helping (in theory). its like how i'm sure no one in North Vietnam was fighting to stop women's rights or the rights of niggers or faggots, yet by not letting the US win they destroyed a fuck load of political power on the left, the need to focus on the war meant cutting back on a lot of the plans for the great society, and also led to the electoral loss in the 1968 election and the promise to end the war gave the GOP in '72 the best percentage difference in a two party presidential race. it would be sort of nutty to go to war with a country on the basis of causing it to change its issues domestically, its always an unintended consequence.
But overall thats why null and his type are "rooting" for russia, by not yielding they're fucking up their enemies plans, in theory at least. as we know the kikes would let the US die than admit defeat, so it won't matter. but at the very least by standing up to the US it forces for the first time in a while a multipolar world and allows a lot of countries around the world a better shot at self reliance and not being a cuck to the US, which probably will just mean worst free speech overall and null getting fucked, but all it takes is one country to pull a "radio free europe" and let null and whomever else host whatever anti-western (AKA woke) beliefs website they want and boom! a lot of his problems would seemingly be solved overnight.
Not to really get into it but in terms of gayops like that its almost always been a western on everyone else type action, but i'm sure at some point countries will see how small that sphere of influence is and will let that shit happen. at minimum the fact that we're seeing more alternatives to western monopolies like SWIFT shows that by not yielding russia has helped dissidents of the west like null, even if like the north Vietnamese they couldn't give a fuck about niggers.
Also the real reason i'm posting is to whine about him banning another of my alts Nykysnottrans, that account basically contributed 90% of the backstory of contrapoints, the entire thread is mainly people reacting to my deep dives and leaking of past videos on contra and despite that Null just banned the account out of nowhere. people suspect its part of the whole email debacle but still, for all intends and purposes Josh destroyed literally the only reason Contra isn't as mysterious as Metokur was for so long, and for someone that whines about missing when the site was about the lolcows taking out one of the best posters because you and literally just you find them annoying is fucked. Again its happened to me about 4 times now and its rather annoying. Especially when so many other users both negatively contribute or are more annoying or hated overall or actively fuck the sites reputation and are still allowed to thrive on the site.
This actually reminds me a lot of ED, a big reason that went to shit is how many people fucked off with Sherrod and the ones that didn't but tried to maintain and improve the site post-2011 were banned and mocked because the owner and mods of the site were just being assholes. They proudly destroyed a lot of other well maintained wikis like greentext and copy pasta wikias because they thought it would be funny or other more personal reasons. Null is similarly actively destroying the site with his personal problems, for a site in theory dedicated to cataloging lolcows he openly takes out people who actually catalog or do deep dives on the lolcows because of petty person grievances. As much as null whines' he prefers A&H type users or other shit stirrers over anyone actually trying to contribute.
Thats a big reason why so few people have faced consequences for touching the poo, especially recently. the DSP gayopers are still around, as are most of the chudbud assholes, he's all but declared war on ethan ralph because he's envious Ralph got such a subservient wife, and overall the site has been getting worse because Null can't/won't delegate and is too focused on the back end when he's an amateur with only entry level computer skills and a lot of people are taking advantage of null not watching any of the threads outside of A&H or chat. FFS it took him being literally @'d for him to go after those patrick A-logs. and if we're being honest they're not that much worse than a lot of the other lolcow watchers in terms of poo touching.
it doesn't matter if russia is also bad and is fighting to stop nazis or whatever the fuck, because just by refusing to let the US win they're helping (in theory). its like how i'm sure no one in North Vietnam was fighting to stop women's rights or the rights of niggers or faggots, yet by not letting the US win they destroyed a fuck load of political power on the left, the need to focus on the war meant cutting back on a lot of the plans for the great society, and also led to the electoral loss in the 1968 election and the promise to end the war gave the GOP in '72 the best percentage difference in a two party presidential race. it would be sort of nutty to go to war with a country on the basis of causing it to change its issues domestically, its always an unintended consequence.
But overall thats why null and his type are "rooting" for russia, by not yielding they're fucking up their enemies plans, in theory at least. as we know the kikes would let the US die than admit defeat, so it won't matter. but at the very least by standing up to the US it forces for the first time in a while a multipolar world and allows a lot of countries around the world a better shot at self reliance and not being a cuck to the US, which probably will just mean worst free speech overall and null getting fucked, but all it takes is one country to pull a "radio free europe" and let null and whomever else host whatever anti-western (AKA woke) beliefs website they want and boom! a lot of his problems would seemingly be solved overnight.
Not to really get into it but in terms of gayops like that its almost always been a western on everyone else type action, but i'm sure at some point countries will see how small that sphere of influence is and will let that shit happen. at minimum the fact that we're seeing more alternatives to western monopolies like SWIFT shows that by not yielding russia has helped dissidents of the west like null, even if like the north Vietnamese they couldn't give a fuck about niggers.
Also the real reason i'm posting is to whine about him banning another of my alts Nykysnottrans, that account basically contributed 90% of the backstory of contrapoints, the entire thread is mainly people reacting to my deep dives and leaking of past videos on contra and despite that Null just banned the account out of nowhere. people suspect its part of the whole email debacle but still, for all intends and purposes Josh destroyed literally the only reason Contra isn't as mysterious as Metokur was for so long, and for someone that whines about missing when the site was about the lolcows taking out one of the best posters because you and literally just you find them annoying is fucked. Again its happened to me about 4 times now and its rather annoying. Especially when so many other users both negatively contribute or are more annoying or hated overall or actively fuck the sites reputation and are still allowed to thrive on the site.
This actually reminds me a lot of ED, a big reason that went to shit is how many people fucked off with Sherrod and the ones that didn't but tried to maintain and improve the site post-2011 were banned and mocked because the owner and mods of the site were just being assholes. They proudly destroyed a lot of other well maintained wikis like greentext and copy pasta wikias because they thought it would be funny or other more personal reasons. Null is similarly actively destroying the site with his personal problems, for a site in theory dedicated to cataloging lolcows he openly takes out people who actually catalog or do deep dives on the lolcows because of petty person grievances. As much as null whines' he prefers A&H type users or other shit stirrers over anyone actually trying to contribute.
Thats a big reason why so few people have faced consequences for touching the poo, especially recently. the DSP gayopers are still around, as are most of the chudbud assholes, he's all but declared war on ethan ralph because he's envious Ralph got such a subservient wife, and overall the site has been getting worse because Null can't/won't delegate and is too focused on the back end when he's an amateur with only entry level computer skills and a lot of people are taking advantage of null not watching any of the threads outside of A&H or chat. FFS it took him being literally @'d for him to go after those patrick A-logs. and if we're being honest they're not that much worse than a lot of the other lolcow watchers in terms of poo touching.
Satellizer
Baby Onion
Sounds like a certain orange man former president.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
No. "The West" is very new in human history. "The West" is much more open about it's gay op-ing tho. In the late 90s Russian SecForces were caught planting a bomb (which was the same as a lot of other bombs planted around that time). This has been memory-holed much more than awkward 9/11 narratives. You might want to look into "Deep Cover" as well.
The two oldest professions: Whoring and Spying. Always remember that.
“Thus began the great alog offensive of 2023”
"I've been there in person" [citation needed] and he posts yet another picture where he himself is completely outside of the frame, just like with the picture of the pigeons on his balcony in Belgrade.
I thought so too, Null in these political rants sounds more upset than usual somehow.
Maybe he had just learned about the bailing out of Chris Chan and was like "Oh fuck, not again!"?
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
I find the above screenshot strange since Null as made it very clear he no longer cares about fighting for freedom and only cares about keeping himself above water.
I find the above screenshot strange since Null as made it very clear he no longer cares about fighting for freedom and only cares about keeping himself above water.
This Kiwi points out the most obvious to Null:
This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and I don't care if you're European and you can't stand Americans (who unlike Null have read a few history books) pointing this out. Millennials like Null have never heard of the Marshall Plan, apparently:
The Marshall Plan (officially the European Recovery Program, ERP) was an American initiative enacted in 1948 to provide foreign aid to Western Europe. The United States transferred $13.3 billion (equivalent of $173 billion in 2023) in economic recovery programs to Western European economies after the end of World War II. Replacing an earlier proposal for a Morgenthau Plan, it operated for four years beginning on April 3, 1948. The goals of the United States were to rebuild war-torn regions, remove trade barriers, modernize industry, improve European prosperity and prevent the spread of communism. The Marshall Plan proposed the reduction of interstate barriers and the economic integration of the European Continent while also encouraging an increase in productivity as well as the adoption of modern business procedures.
Marshall Plan - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Take away the might $ as the driver of the largest period of relative ongoing peace in the EU: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Peace and Null's beloved white people in Europe will start killing their white asses over endlessly rehashed tribal bullshit all over again within 3 days, tops.
Predictably, Null has no argument for this historic fact about Europe pointed out to him, and instead resorts to ad hominem attacks like 13 year old trapped in the body of a 30 year old man:
"Fuck the US," but also "I host in the US because it has the most free speech! Stop suggesting I host in Russia" and "I want to move back to the US and start a family and own guns." These are the rantings and ravings of a child. Josh has bummed it across one of the whitest parts of the world, Eastern Europe, for almost 10 years now and he still cries about black people despite probably seeing less than 100 of them in these 10 years. He is online all the time on /pol/ getting angry. He needs to log off for his own good or put his money where his mouth is and renounce his citizenship.
I love this with each passing group of screencaps Josh becomes more and more unhinged.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
TBH, he does sound even more agitated than usual though. To me it sounds like he's catastrophizing/conspiracy-theorizing and lashing out because of something other than Chris being bailed out. I wonder what's bothering him. I do wonder if he knew about Chris Chan being bailed out ahead of everyone else. Maybe he's upset about being stuck in Europe [citation needed] and unable to travel to the US to "save the day" like he originally intended to? My impression was that he really doesn't want to get involved with Chris Chan anymore, but I could be wrong.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
In William Conrad as Matt Dillon voice, this is comforting. In the broom's own autistic drone... not.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Credit to FakeNewsAnchor on Kiwi Farms for the above image.