Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

[Noghoul]

Also, what kind of history does Josh have with use of drugs and alcohol? It might play a part in his behavior.

If hotwheels is to be believed Jewsh used to be tweaker, I'm somewhat skeptical since hotwheels is serpentine as fuck.
He drinks a lot coke zero (up to 4 liters daily) and coffee ocasionally.

Can caffeine be considered a drug? The effects of caffeine on physical and mental health are overwhemingly positive, but yes, technically speaking it's adrug.

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

"You're an incel, I get laid a lot because I'm more r-selected than you, I bet you envy me so much"

Not really, even if current circunstances promote fast life strategies you always have to remember that no matter how much you reproduce and how much you get laid you will never experience the full depth of the human experience, at the end of the day, after dysgenic tendencies compound and a Behavioural Sink the ecology will hit its limit and your offspring will be K-selected by the harsh ecology, then, after the end of the human period, entropy will be unstopable until the eventually end of the Cosmos and then the Heat Death and then the Big Rip.
Remember that the universe or any higher conciousness don't give a crap about how much "not an incel" you are because you're a literally soul-less NPC. Eventually you and your offspring will meet the emptiness of non-existence.

The fact that you reproduce more than us is perfectly explained by the fact we live in an age and a time determined by a Fisherian Runaway and a huge evolutive mismatch.

That being said, as UltimateDestroyer has said the incel ideology is insane, but that doesn't mean that you aren't either.
Incels are just failed r-selected strategists and Chads are just winning r-selected strategists.

He's probably one of those fools that thinks that not using a condom with random street hookers makes him a badass. Also just because you're a Chad doesn't mean you're happy, once the girl's done with you, you're still the same person. Chad, incel, or otherwise.

If hotwheels is to be believed Jewsh used to be tweaker, I'm somewhat skeptical since hotwheels is serpentine as fuck.
He drinks a lot coke zero (up to 4 liters daily) and coffee ocasionally.

Can caffeine be considered a drug? The effects of caffeine on physical and mental health are overwhemingly positive, but yes, technically speaking it's adrug.

Interesting, probably plays a part in his spastic outbursts at least. Always claims to be quitting Coke Zero but like a hopeless addict crawling back to his drug dealer, he just can't help himself.

 

[TheChattanoogaAshleyJank]

Also just because you're a Chad doesn't mean you're happy, once the girl's done with you, you're still the same person. Chad, incel, or otherwise.

What about Giga-Chads?

 

[The Fool]

I have a girlfriend and she makes me very happy and we're best friends :)

 

[Noghoul]

I have a girlfriend and she makes me very happy and we're best friends :)

your anime pillow is not a real girlfriend, it stinks of semen, saliva and sweat, and your waifu is not real (and also pleb tier).

 

[The Fool]

your anime pillow is not a real girlfriend, it stinks of semen, saliva and sweat, and your waifu is not real (and also pleb tier).

 

[cybertron]

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tulpamancer ?

 

[Noghoul]

Interesting, probably plays a part in his spastic outbursts at least. Always claims to be quitting Coke Zero but like a hopeless addict crawling back to his drug dealer, he just can't help himself.

You know bucko. The Wikihow man himself may be lurking right now.
Josh, it's time to battle the dragon of chaos and rescue the princess from the vore comic, it's time to end the existencial legacy of your blockland years, benzodiazepine-induced brain damage may help but first things first:
It's time to clean your coffee mug bucko, you know...

t. lobster man

 

[Noghoul]

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Hello? Yes? Based department?

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

Hello? Yes? Based department?
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A clown girlfriend is 1000x better than what Joshy deserves.

What about Giga-Chads?

The Giga-Chad is a legendary creature that only exists in the imaginations of the incel community. The ultimate pussy slayer, who exists only to remind the vast legions of unwashed internet virgins that their existence is complete garbage.

But who knows, maybe somewhere, somehow, there is a guy out there whose entire life is fast cars and easy pussy or some shit we're told we should aspire to, who is actually pleased with how everything in his life is.

 

[Creepy Pig Man]

But who knows, maybe somewhere, somehow, there is a guy out there whose entire life is fast cars and easy pussy or some shit we're told we should aspire to, who is actually pleased with how everything in his life is.

Of course there is. It's a nice cope to pretend that other people are just as miserable as you are, but it's just a cope.

 

[TheChattanoogaAshleyJank]

A clown girlfriend is 1000x better than what Joshy deserves.

The Giga-Chad is a legendary creature that only exists in the imaginations of the incel community. The ultimate pussy slayer, who exists only to remind the vast legions of unwashed internet virgins that their existence is complete garbage.

But who knows, maybe somewhere, somehow, there is a guy out there whose entire life is fast cars and easy pussy or some shit we're told we should aspire to, who is actually pleased with how everything in his life is.

 

[Noghoul]

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Of course there is. It's a nice cope to pretend that other people are just as miserable as you are, but it's just a cope.

No matter what I'm very grateful for what I have
In this day and age, if you live in a Western country, even if you're poor and an absolute incel neckbeard, you can consider yourself fortunate.
This is not a SJW rant about Critical Theory privilege or some delusion like that, but about material tangible facts

You think incel neckbeards are miserable? Tell that to a landless leper in the middle ages or a mud-eater in Haiti.
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Dirt cakes mmmmmm

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

Of course there is. It's a nice cope to pretend that other people are just as miserable as you are, but it's just a cope.

There probably is, he most likely doesn't make his presence known to most of the internet because he's got nothing to prove to the various tribes of retarded social outcasts that inhabit it.

what did mean by this

No matter what I'm very grateful for what I have
In this day and age, if you live in a Western country, even if you're poor and an absolute incel neckbeard, you can consider yourself fortunate.
This is not a SJW rant about Critical Theory privilege or some delusion like that, but about material tangible facts

You think incel neckbeards are miserable? Tell that to a landless leper in the middle ages or a mud-eater in Haiti.
MMMMM
Dirt cakes mmmmmm
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Sadly most Western countries are being shit up by SJW crap and trade-liberty-for-temporary-safety schemes. But yeah you have a point, incels are largely a byproduct of being unable to find your own way in one of the richer countries. Sure, you may be able to afford fast food every day and crash in your parents' basement at no charge, but are you really pleased with the way things are?

Just because you live in a nice house with well off parents doesn't mean you're living the high life. Especially if your parents have ridiculous expectations or try to control every aspect of your life. With rich kids it's even worse in that regard, displease your wealthy oil baron dad and he cuts you off and forces you to come back to Saudi Arabia.

Money isn't everything, even if it can give you better cars and pussy.

 

[Noghoul]

I agree, money isn't everything, and that's precisely why you should give me all your money.

 

[The Fool]

incel fallacy; money doesn't get you pussy, being a skillful, resourceful and self-sufficient man gets you pussy

 

[TheChattanoogaAshleyJank]

I agree, money isn't everything, and that's precisely why you should give me all your money.

How much?

 

[Creepy Pig Man]

Imagine projecting your misery on other people to try to assuage your own feelings of inadequacy. If you can imagine it, you're an incel.

 

[Xiǎo gǒu]

My question is, what actually makes incels, femcels, and volcels?

 

[TheChattanoogaAshleyJank]

My question is, what actually makes incels, femcels, and volcels?

Blood, calcium, spit, piss and shit, and skin.