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Biggest sperg on the ‘Farms
universe adventurer said:
I really don't know why pico is now trying to keep glowie's gay personal army thread about me alive. it's so dumb like what's that going to do to pico?
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I can think of two main different angles. He is angry glowie couldn't keep his mouth shut till after his gay ops reveal was over. Or he is working with glowie to make me look bad to validate his schizophrenia because "enemy of my enemy" mentality that leads to betrayal. Hence why glowie did not try to keep their gay ops secret from the start, either way it's obvious that this thing is all gay personal army request. If this is the case then Gaylord socker pulled a Universe Adventurer, in that he DM'd glowie in an attempt to gay op me and glowie exposed him. Sort of like when universe adventurer dmed the kiwi farmer for shitting on null. And glowie made an enormous deal over it expecting ass pats, like lurking on this site isn't child's play. When in reality no one gave a shit, even the jannies he helped didn't respect him for it. They think he's suspicious too. Well deserved.
 
Reason: Didn't help gaylord socker shit talked glowie to blend in.
glowie confirmed using twitter.
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some people are wondering what's the point of glowie's thread.
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glowie explains.
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translation: I'm turbo butthurt about 2 individuals who I let them live rent-free in my head
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this is extremely hilarious.
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so despite glowie keep screeching about me and @Crimson Fucker's english, he can't speak english clearly himself. oh, so hypocritical.

oh yeah, whoever behind the "Chad tepes" account deserves a medal good chance it's boku no pico de Guillotines. if it's really him then no medal for him
 
His pocket spaghetti is flying all over the place. Alphabet soup followed by spaghetti O's. Dropped his meat balls in the toilet. They belonged to his mother. His excuse was the trauma made his knees weak and arms heavy.
 
Reason: Ruined a perfectly good sweater with vomit.
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@Crimson Fucker glowie is seething at you as usual
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someone explain to glowie what a lolcow thread should be.
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Yes, glowie is too retarded to see the pinned threads in the "prospering grounds" on how to make a lolcow thread that he needs someone to spell it out for him
 
It's actually really funny to wake up and come back to the aftermath of this without having needed to do any of the work myself. It's nice to have some little minion pay my rent to live in their heads for free. Wonder how long they will keep it up. I just wonder if glowie is in on it.
 
Reason: Because if they find out he is that'll be even more funny.
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Glowie is on a mission from autism to post on every account he thinks is one of my socks and do a gay personal army request post as he obsessively follows @Stop Socking Gaylord thinking it's me like a paranoid scizo.
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Bold of him to assume glowie is aware when he's making posts like this. Assuming he is one of the retards being baited in question. Unless he's in on it. I on the other hand, am the retard that's aware it's time 4 guillotines as they know him over there. The guys name is stop socking gay lord for fucks sake, I know glowie is retarded but it isn't that hard to make the pieces fit. Which makes me suspect he's in on it to gain people in his gay personal army request that will feel betrayed when they find out he was lied to. Making glowie a target like the good doctor.
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Everyone knows ken didn't quit the site. He is letting his mods do more of the work and is a little busy with his other site. He even made another announcement over it.

And he said I need to lurk moar. I already knew about the sticker thing. That's why I cancelled my plans to troll him in a more subtle way. Using a single political themed account in a political thread that would not be off topic to bait him to politisperg and throw a bitch fit on the accounts wall. I was thinking of having users from the dm join too but again, the sticker thing null did stopped it. Saved by the broom again. All he can do is cry to mods.

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He hits the mark... (Gaylord being too obvious trying to make it look like me right after his faildox attempt and getting laughed off the site before his account got stuck in the tard cage with the cat fucker posting Pokemon porn.)
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But then missed entirely. Under this same logic cringestorian is time 4 guillotines.
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Oh well, you win some you lose some.
 
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Glowie sure loves to call me a tard wrangler for a tard that so often gets wrangled.
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Not sure who Felix Lang is and I don't really care to know either.
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Cringestorian is definitely gayopping with Glowie, that's for sure. Either he's feeding Glowie the theories or outright making socks to antagonize Glowie into weirder shit.
 
I decided to throw him a bone and make a throw away. I wouldn't want to compromise a good sock of mine after all. I showed him the proper delivery of that joke and the fact I'm not sticker spamming is telling. It's up to jannies to approve it but I screenshoted it to post here. I didn't get to his account in time to shit post on it unfortunately.
 
Reason: People are saying he's been sticker spamming for like an hour so he has to be botting, since he loves AI so much.
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Mod approved one of my posts, waiting for my reply to the user that tagged me.
 
Reason: Both are approved and I'm not banned yet, we'll see how this plays out.
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