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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
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THis is the kind of "incredibly condition" (sic) the guy was in. You reckon he managed 90 days (and nights), sleep or not? Does seem he had a few days on a boat after being rescued... maybe Elaine should have actually read the article, instead of just saying she did. Also: If you want to be a public figure, PROOFREAD

Timbo has previous:

He certainly is a lucky guy, or not. Depending on how you look at it.

Oh and the second squit: She's never been inside a gym in her life. Tho', would love to be proved wrong and see Elaine try and use gym equipment. Remember to lift with your knees, not your back, and you'll soon be eating lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
 
1. You lied about the "deep fakes" and got caught out by Plodwinson, there is no crime number for the "CP" (because Elaine never reported what never happened to the police.
2. YOU are the NPC Elaine, you are the NPC
Since godwinson took down the stream where he reviewed Elaines nudes and she went on the show to finally admit they are real. There is an archive of it.
 
So I finally decided I was going to make a visit to the call in server it went well ...
tl dr /
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unjust actions by a girl who cant explain herself.
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not everything has to turn into an argument lainey.
 
Has it ever been mentioned that Elaine might actually be a man? I've heard the usual jibes directed at her that she's a troon, but what about if she really is a transitioned male? Perhaps she was telling the truth that those images were, in part, fake. She certainly behaves like a troon.
It's a good observation. She looks more like a troon than anything.

It's time for the "poor sick Elaine" part of her cycle. After that "date" with Godwinson fell through she had a multi day rage sperg across every platform she can access from her aged iPhone and did/said some pretty fucked up shit.

Now it's back to "but I'm in withdrawal and also in hospital and I'm very, seriously ill and I just want to LIVE MY LIFE"

She does this roughly every six to nine weeks. Sometimes more frequently if she's getting really gassed up.

This medical/munching arc is hilarious because she's very stupid and so lazy. She believes that no one else could possibly understand something like "hypermetabolism" let alone know how it's treated. And how it isn't.

This retard has a maximum 85 IQ.
 
Consider the following: She says she is a Russian citizen without being a UK subject. So is she an illegal in the UK? Perhaps it explains why she uses private health care because she has no UK national insurance number and hence no access to longterm NHS care. I have another theory - that she simply doesn't exist, and she's a male who has transitioned. I bet that hypermetabolism condition is a cover for some sort of transitioning treatment.
 
Consider the following: She says she is a Russian citizen without being a UK subject. So is she an illegal in the UK? Perhaps it explains why she uses private health care because she has no UK national insurance number and hence no access to longterm NHS care. I have another theory - that she simply doesn't exist, and she's a male who has transitioned. I bet that hypermetabolism condition is a cover for some sort of transitioning treatment.
That's all possible, but so is the alternative that she lies constantly about being Russian, in an effort to make her very common middle class English background seem more interesting. God forbid she admit to being the English daughter of a modest family business owner (failing business with almost no revenue) who abandoned his wife while she was dying to marry a prostitute.

She can't speak Russian, and she claims to be "ESL" but she writes and speaks like a low IQ anglophone, not ESL.

Consider too that she has admitted to having "corrective surgery" as a child, people speculate that it was on her face or possibly to remove a tail. But maybe she's intersex and the corrective surgery was on that whole situation. The older treatments and corrections for intersex conditions were barbaric, and she might still be suffering from those decisions, which could result in hormone issues similar to transitioning.
 
That's all possible, but so is the alternative that she lies constantly about being Russian, in an effort to make her very common middle class English background seem more interesting. God forbid she admit to being the English daughter of a modest family business owner (failing business with almost no revenue) who abandoned his wife while she was dying to marry a prostitute.

She can't speak Russian, and she claims to be "ESL" but she writes and speaks like a low IQ anglophone, not ESL.

Consider too that she has admitted to having "corrective surgery" as a child, people speculate that it was on her face or possibly to remove a tail. But maybe she's intersex and the corrective surgery was on that whole situation. The older treatments and corrections for intersex conditions were barbaric, and she might still be suffering from those decisions, which could result in hormone issues similar to transitioning.

Recall how many schools she went through as well. We are told that this was due to various unbelievable stories such as she was a elite hacker and ran a forum. I suspect that 'Elaine' transitioned as a teenager and had to move school as the transitioning progressed. I once knew a family that had a young man who transitioned when at high school. It was a really unpleasant experience for all concerned due to the incessant bullying that seemed to follow him around - and this was after all the treatment and facial work. I never considered the intersex possibility. She had never alluded to what the corrective surgery was about. I feel sort of sorry for her. After all, changing schools all of the time would have resulted in few friends.
 
After all, changing schools all of the time would have resulted in few friends.
She can't have friends anyway. She's not smart enough and she's far too lazy to engage with the kind of therapy that helps BPD. She chose to be a vicious bitch and was expelled from (according to her) seven schools. That takes real effort.

She is malicious and vindictive in her behaviour toward women (though sometimes she can maintain a few weeks of civility, barely) and she is hypersexualized and wildly inappropriate toward men.

I guess feeling sorry for her is an option, but she isn't unaware of what she does. It is a choice. It would be difficult for her to improve her life, so she doesn't.
 
Recall how many schools she went through as well. We are told that this was due to various unbelievable stories such as she was a elite hacker and ran a forum. I suspect that 'Elaine' transitioned as a teenager and had to move school as the transitioning progressed. I once knew a family that had a young man who transitioned when at high school. It was a really unpleasant experience for all concerned due to the incessant bullying that seemed to follow him around - and this was after all the treatment and facial work. I never considered the intersex possibility. She had never alluded to what the corrective surgery was about. I feel sort of sorry for her. After all, changing schools all of the time would have resulted in few friends.
Do we even have any proof this troon ever graduated secondary school? I suspect she had to keep switching not just due to transitioning but also because she had to be put into a tard school like Dylan Volk Chaggot was however I suspect Pisslaine never graduated.
 
Do we even have any proof this troon ever graduated secondary school? I suspect she had to keep switching not just due to transitioning but also because she had to be put into a tard school like Dylan Volk Chaggot was however I suspect Pisslaine never graduated.
That's a good point. I don't think she has any further or higher education experience. It's not like she has no funds to go to university.
 
vulnerable person
I've met a few of these "vulnerable" persons. One of them had just done a stretch for Threats to Kill. TBF that bird was much more of a go outside and do shit to people, while Elaine just chats shit on the internet. However, that bird didn't have Bryan Dunnce in her ear.

Whether she'll change or not, who knows. The longer she spends online, the less likely it is she will.
 
She can't keep her stories straight about cutting herself and pissing on the floor.

Godwinson is gonna be buying diapers for his alleged child and Elaine at this point.
 
"Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom
Well, who am I to keep you down?
It's only right that you should play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness
Like a heartbeat drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost
And what you had
And what you lost
Oh, thunder only happens when it's raining ALAWGS only love you when they're ALAWGING"
 
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