JewNiggerCock
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godwinson will kill himself once he sees the josh moon scar on her knees
but then again he's a homosexual, so only backdoor access
but then again he's a homosexual, so only backdoor access
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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Register on Loli96 aka Ashley Hutsell Jankowski. I still have your address and face, why didn't you do anything to it?
An Onion Among Onions
People can dream.
Is she pegging him then?
I fail to believe this is anything other than him gassing her up and forcing her into the spotlight because it's going to cause chaos and massive butthurt, especially amongst speds like Queen of /poz/ who think there's an actual crown to be claimed.
He's just some dude that makes hit-or-miss YT vids. He's not going to magically make her entertaining for anything other than pissing herself to own the libs.
TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Register on Loli96 aka Ashley Hutsell Jankowski. I still have your address and face, why didn't you do anything to it?
An Onion Among Onions
Brap fetish.
PythonPrincess
Registered
I don’t understand why she doesn’t just go for Godwinson. No other man is going to put up with her greased red hair tucked into a beanie, her ana butthole and dirty fingernails along with the untreated BPD and coke habit. He clearly likes her for whatever fucked up mess she is and she really shouldn’t take that for granted. If she tries to date a guy outside of this online hellscape, they’ll be repulsed by her smell and deteriorating appreance. And if she’s lucky enough that they aren’t, it will just take one Google search for them to find all of the threads dedicated to Elaine along with videos of her pissing herself. But sure, she’s asexual and totally not obsessed with Jersh. If she’s really an epic internet aryan russian gorl with rich parents, then I don’t understand why she can’t just go to college and major in computer science. There are literally online courses she can take. But no, she’s lazy as fuck and can barely use HTML. It’s just sad and pathetic at this point
Rez
Global Moderator
Why do you perceive him as liking her?
Their interactions have a hollowness to them on his part, like a car salesman charming a potential customer. Except instead of selling her a car, he's selling her on staying online for everyone's amusement despite that being objectively the worst advice possible for someone like her.
•She has no talent on camera.
•Her bantz are a slight step up from typical gorl comments about inceldom and penis size, but not by much
•She's already surrounded herself with literal schizos and sex offenders, purely because they stroked her ego, which everyone now knows to be the simplest attack vector.
•She will literally never live down her fucked up nudes or doing piss play or fucking carving Null of all people's name into her body. That is always going to be the preface to any introduction to her, no matter what she does from here on out
•She's genuinely mentally ill, attention seeking, materialistic, vindictive, petty, dishonest and only attractive if you squint+pinch your nose, not that I have an issue with her Jewish heritage
No, it's much easier to believe that he's being a two-faced dick instead of him literally being out of his mind. Convincing Elaine that she has a future online is for everyone's benefit, except hers.
I believe he's interested in her not out of genuine attraction but I think he believes they can benefit each other. He astroturfs the fuck outta her and vice versa. I think theirs is a relationship birthed with nothing but the idea of personal gain. Elaine sees him as her way into sektur relevance and he sees her as something he can use to stay afloat because let's be real....the old sektur is dying at an incredible, and if he wants to stay afloat he will need to create intrigue that will keep people interested and not moving onto the next thing. There will always be a sektur but it will not always be held up by the same people.Why do you perceive him as liking her?
Their interactions have a hollowness to them on his part, like a car salesman charming a potential customer. Except instead of selling her a car, he's selling her on staying online for everyone's amusement despite that being objectively the worst advice possible for someone like her.
•She has no talent on camera.
•Her bantz are a slight step up from typical gorl comments about inceldom and penis size, but not by much
•She's already surrounded herself with literal schizos and sex offenders, purely because they stroked her ego, which everyone now knows to be the simplest attack vector.
•She will literally never live down her fucked up nudes or doing piss play or fucking carving Null of all people's name into her body. That is always going to be the preface to any introduction to her, no matter what she does from here on out
•She's genuinely mentally ill, attention seeking, materialistic, vindictive, petty, dishonest and only attractive if you squint+pinch your nose, not that I have an issue with her Jewish heritage
No, it's much easier to believe that he's being a two-faced dick instead of him literally being out of his mind. Convincing Elaine that she has a future online is for everyone's benefit, except hers.
The hooked nose and uneven eyes are a nice touch.
JewNiggerCock
Remarkable Onion
Have you seen her piss in front of a camera, that's her only talent
This bitch won't amount to anything in life, her only achievement is being a dumb whore who got catfished and carved some Serbian man's name into her thighs
Kek, I've definitely seen it.
"TEE-HEE, OIM SO NERVOUS GUV, OI AM OI AM"
•sounds of a horse pissing on a flat rock•
But no, a fading minor e-celeb astroturfing her is just going to shake our heads like an etch-a-sketch and she's going to be the next GWS, not a Bizarro World incarnation of The Gunt.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
This Never Happened. She admitted it to Plodwinson. It was make up, and if you hunt down the Plodwinson stream, you'll see that. Wonder what The Witch Finder General made of that? Being lied to by Elaine. And him falling for it.
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TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Register on Loli96 aka Ashley Hutsell Jankowski. I still have your address and face, why didn't you do anything to it?
An Onion Among Onions
No and nobody should.
Firegirl26
Hellovan Onion
When was she on PULL . I thought that website is now defunct, and that was a while ago.
Why does she act like these are accomplishments?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Mental illness.