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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Elaine, who claims to be so rich...
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Can no longer afford her blue squit tick. Gunt has a blue squit tick... Gunt is richer than E-lame... Think on, McDuff...
 
Sure, Jan
She's getting some exercise, at least... Ofc, she'll have instantly regretted it. Not because, it doesn't really work... A broom would SWEEP, a fly swatter would SWAT. She's too stupid to realise that. It's just that she looks like a spaz. If anyone has watched Arrested Development... yeah, that bit in the garage.
 
She almost poon'd out? She has zero sexual experience with other people.
BPD is an anti semitic conspiracy theory weaponized against the wymbym. Just like PMT and menopause... Inventions of CIA ofc.
E-lame forgets? She leaked revenge porn of another wymbym. Dat Blue Lotus sheeeeit bin rottin her brain...
 
She almost poon'd out? She has zero sexual experience with other people.
BPD is an anti semitic conspiracy theory weaponized against the wymbym. Just like PMT and menopause... Inventions of CIA ofc.
E-lame forgets? She leaked revenge porn of another wymbym. Dat Blue Lotus sheeeeit bin rottin her brain...
>BPD is an anti semitic conspiracy theory weaponized against the wymbym. Just like PMT and menopause... Inventions of CIA ofc.

BPD is the Judaism of mental afflictions
 
“My proof of this person’s identity? Ok so 35776 minutes after they made a post, someone got banned / given a pink triangle. The two must be related because I have schizophrenia”

Someone backchats lidl, less than two mins later (this is all in the thread) someone gets a triangle... ergo, lidl has broom hand.

“Anyone who disagrees with us is a Elaine/Godwinson/Josh/Lidl Drip/Dyn/PPP/Gunt/3322 simp”

PETLUTC. Us?And who is disagreeing? Cannot think of one example of "You is an PPPwinson simp". Same for gunt, who gets an easy ride here. js.

“Null called the cops on Kengle because he can’t take criticism *conveniently leave out the part where Kengle stalked and skinwalked Josh for years, funny how I supposedly cut the guys name into me yet he’s not out here having orders out on me. Makes you think, Kengle must have been truly awful.*

E-lame conveniently leaves out the "joshy, I gave you money for goods, I have nor received said goods, I'd like a refund" and the brooms reply of "ARRREEEESSSSSSSSTTTTT HHHHIIIIIIMMMMMMMM!!!!"

Makes you think... Elaine's Dad didn't really do a very good job.

“Anyone who doesn’t disavow the entirety of KF is a pedo”

THis was Elaine's position. Remember?

“Josh is a pedo”

Is tho. So's Elaine. Dyn is a convicted baby rapist.

“It’s ok when we do it”

What? Make fun of speds, point out the useless sockers?

“We aren’t a hug box if our hug box revolves around hating the other one”

THis is Commie Farms. Literally.

She's so shit at this.
 
Still shared noodz with a minor, tho...
"So.. who is Sprate Header?"

Kwiffar, confects a lot of "content" for the Commie Farms...

"Jumped into a child age 16, John Fortnite Kennedy (who Shovel kicked out the group for being underage) DMs to gather information for his TorSwats thread and STILL messages him"

See? In people's DMs, like Kinoshit. It's not "You want to see my noodz, little boy? Here you go."

"Befriended the owner of Doxbin @kayte who not only hosts a site where swatting is frequent, but helped WRITE A SONG about swatting people."

Elaine accuses her enemy of the crimes she has admitted to.

"Tried to get an entire website (@rdramanet) to turn against me and ban me, when he couldn’t, he bought a token with his own money that allowed him to change my name to “pedophile piss minge”

Piss minge. lol.

"- Messaged someone he thought catfished me (
@SlimDanks180
) and proceeded to try to gather information on our “relationship”

- Messaged
@InsaneHermit
links to my KF thread where he was defaming me, only to get mad at him for not turning against me

- Messaged
@ihujan123
links to where he posted my revenge porn and tried to turn him against me

- Consistently fed
@lykoililin
false information about me to turn her against me and get her to jump on the bandwagon "

How many times has E-lame said "Someone has turned all these people against me... by pointing out I'm a cunt, ITS NOT FAIR"? Rhetorical question.
 
How are these reasons NOT to? The "Why not?" was "Hey, feel free to start a thread" After all, this is Onion Farms. You don't need to go down on a janny to start a thread here.

If you feel he's thread worthy, go for it.
 
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