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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Empresa said:
but i dont think she realizes making shit cookies or arguing on discord isn't gonna cut it for the kiwis anymore .
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How about Elaineski in knocked the fuck out by rice nibbler skinned arc?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1768788679248556069
Elaine pulling the "Yeah, I'll fight her, but if she turns up... I'm bottling it", cm'ere, there's more...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1768790972601643042
Chances of Elaine STFU as soon as she sees Cog's Shiva wife...?
 
Empresa said:
thats kinda sad her thread is so dead shes looking at week old posts to get some traction going again but i dont think she realizes making shit cookies or arguing on discord isn't gonna cut it for the kiwis anymore .
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Discord gayops are out of style after all the mind-numbingly retarded shit that has gone down there. It's not even passably funny anymore.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1769753433559515573
Ironic. Unlike Alan-arse Morris-Minor.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1769752568073220403
The flaggot cries out in pain, as it gets a taste of it's own medicine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1769720811563217081
Onion Farms is mentioned in her demands list... Frent Ree.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1769817444774728028
"Every single person..."? I don't really think Vordrak can help in this case. The Dyn thing was an Open & Shut Slam Dunk.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770097716841828733
E-lame is experiencing a "career" high. Getting trolled by Daddy Jim. There's a bit more of this, but the L&TSOI: She's desperate to get his attention, and he won't give it.
 
I see a-lot of her simps have gone to her defense especially some of ethan ralph's fanboys. Seen them coping after Jim was shitting on elame
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770140920886730779
That's an 171+ IQ move there. Just deny the account was yours.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770152028242661532
Gym taking apart E-lame's Electra Complex? On the guntstream? Nah, drop me out. Gunt should move onto his "Quiet Thunder" Late Night Radio DJ phase. Playing Marshall Tucker.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770153013434306566
Gym agrees (including the gunt LNR DJ, no doubt).
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770200351490142596
Elaine... just admit it, you hate people pointing out you have no soul, because you is an ginger. ANd the dick pics weren't unsolicited, they were part of negotiations.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770566889346883979
Sprate hasn't taken a piss on stream to get the attention of the broom...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770568009582539156
Eh? Witch hunt?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770568754600038837
E-lame goes to the stand by 3rd grader (her level) "You must be obsessed with me, to be pointing out I'm a nonce" zinger. Says a lot about her upbringing.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770803799298277554
Alialaine there. Denying her dox.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770799762775691348
LAst time her friends did that... Torswats got pigged.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770787836880379940
Elaine wins stupid prize for playing silly games.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770825286713516140
Flaggot Elaine there. I wonder what she is basing her opinion that Emp is a pedo on?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770829589087973474
Looks like Elaine been fappin' at /qanonshitmadeuptoemflametheconspiritards again.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770876483847725243
MoreSprate Derangement Syndrome. IH is got something "That was sent to him".
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770807624830775449
Elaine says she's better than everyone, all the time, right?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770883730627789208
Uh oh spaghettios!!! Shit bowt ta get serious... as in E-lame taking things too seriously. She makes a point (I can't be arsed to inc) that Sprate is a Gaytur boi, because... they constantly trolls her into talking about them, then gleefully uploading it for validation on Commie Farms. Really, stop paying attention to them, they will stop posting about you. But then... your thread would die, and so would you.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770908158464008504
It's helpful, if you are trying to spin your way out of a situation, to keep a straight story. "I wasn't aware of nonces" "I reported nonces". It's a bit like saying "Hey, the klavern I was in, I didn't notice any white bias."
ANd admitting to SWATin' "Predators". lol. Ok ELaine. Haven't seen you say anything about Graf (the nonce) posting your lewds. Same time as the Plodwinson stream. Will Elaine be making a complaint to the police?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770926720780042558
E-lame isn't responsible enough to look after a cat, she can barely look after herself. Plus, the closest she's come to diamonds is drinking White Diamond (that's quite a burn to an esoteric crowd).
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770938699062165958
She's not gettng the schnozz filed down because it's massive, then?
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770949979734986762
E-lame, once again, contradicting the narrative
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770958855788237164
Cringe.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770972760874836344
Pot/Kettle.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770995535903658333
"Because something is happening here, but you don't know what it is... do you Ms Elaine" Ballad of a Thin Bint
https://twitter.com/x/status/1770996888369541123
Another song, Steely Dan, "ANd only a fool would say that..."
https://twitter.com/x/status/1771017004650020969
Remember how Norm used to troll people?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1771019121234157985
What else could it be tho? Has the VAT Man turned up to ask about the donos?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1771167056500519141
Elaine can't get it into her head, everyone has met proper posh people. They aren't like Elaine. I met someone who said "Tonight I'm having supper with the High Sheriff" That was posh.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1771173565531820232
Elaine admits she's banned from the playgrounds of N_dub.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1771174567412719988
Elaine wants you to steal everything her Dad has. Better make it quick... the tax man is ahead of you...
 
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