All Races, ethnicities, religions. Gay or straight, cis or trans: We don't care. If you can rock with us: You are one of us


Community Featured Submissions 🧅

Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Elaine, of course means: "I've been reading the Onion Farms recent, so have decided to shit up lolcow.farms, in rage."
But it is, tho. More so, expecting people to believe otherwise.
Elaine has been socking on dot farm, an update.
https://archive.is/wip/2FEEa
Elaine is upset, again, over people reminding her she looks like a tranny.
Ahhhh. Plodwinson had Vaushmas, E-lame has Emp-wanzaa.
Oh, you know I'm going to put shame in Elaine's Greek Myth game. Ok. The point of the Midas story is: GREED IS BAD AND WILL KILL WHAT YOU LOVE. Midas is so greedy that he is cursed with being to turn what he touches into gold, he can now no longer eat or drink... then he kills his DAUGHTER. Irony of it.
 
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
raccoon-licks.gif
 
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
I made a chick let me shave her first. Put a landing strip on that bitch, it was time for take off.
What I'm saying is Elaine should be polite and wax.
Really killed the mood for old girl, me crouched over and her all:
tumblr_ndsehqIGMe1tsg9ioo3_400.gif
 
I love how her little sea cucumber brain can't see the intentional irony of the parody account which is just slightly more overtly sending the same message implicit in all of Laura Trueman's promotion of Lillee Jean.

Her new feminist crusader LARP is so tiresome, too.
 
Reason: Grammar?
Her new feminist crusader LARP is so tiresome, too.
As far as grammar edit, it was over once it became a run on sentence.
But yes, she's obviously been back on LCF and that shit is fucking wild lol.
I could easily go into a sperg post about that place in general but it's best left at "angry women mimicking the ugly parts of 4chan while also being obnoxiously bureaucratic".
Needless to say, it's poison lol. Use it for a source on petcows but don't be a loony and listen to these miserable librarians. That's all they are there
 
As far as grammar edit, it was over once it became a run on sentence.
But yes, she's obviously been back on LCF and that shit is fucking wild lol.
I could easily go into a sperg post about that place in general but it's best left at "angry women mimicking the ugly parts of 4chan while also being obnoxiously bureaucratic".
Needless to say, it's poison lol. Use it for a source on petcows but don't be a loony and listen to these miserable librarians. That's all they are there
I love hearing LCF hate, please share with the class.
 
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY IWANNALICKELAINESPUSSY
You'll catch sprate derangement virus if you do
 
Elaine, not experiencing time in a linear fashion.
Again. E-lame doesn't have the upper body strength, or even the bottle to do it. Not like the people who live in her community.
Trying to get Kwiffar to post in her thread.
 
thats kinda sad her thread is so dead shes looking at week old posts to get some traction going again but i dont think she realizes making shit cookies or arguing on discord isn't gonna cut it for the kiwis anymore .
 
Back
Top