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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Alia is still hotter despite how much she wishes it was not so on top of making better cakes.
When this decree get's put into place she will make more money from being dubbed a lolcow.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Sounds like she's talking to a sock...
Not kind... but fair... You said it lamey... not me...
Elaine... lacking any self awareness. Like the CSAM spamming loony she is.
And there we have it. Douche commited the biggest crime... of posting on Commie Farms. How very dare you...
Not kind... but fair... You said it lamey... not me...
Elaine... lacking any self awareness. Like the CSAM spamming loony she is.
And there we have it. Douche commited the biggest crime... of posting on Commie Farms. How very dare you...
Elaine is as bitter as lidl over Blobby's monopoly on all the dick.
Something about the word whore, triggered E-lame.
Don't you have to rape a woman to be a T&H male fembemnist?
Don't you have to rape a woman to be a T&H male fembemnist?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Think they can get it from Commie farms, where you got it, luv...
tbf... it was the Pedomenco fail stream...
The memory of emp still haunting and torturing Elaine's malformed bonce. It's. Tough.
tbf... it was the Pedomenco fail stream...
The memory of emp still haunting and torturing Elaine's malformed bonce. It's. Tough.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine thinks the Ideas Guys were a good idea...
But she's UwU for the broom, I know... make it make sense.
E-lame getting jel over someone paying attention to the Whale. Wouldn't worry, from the pics I've seen, Boobz looks like an actual woman, not a tranny like you.
But she's UwU for the broom, I know... make it make sense.
E-lame getting jel over someone paying attention to the Whale. Wouldn't worry, from the pics I've seen, Boobz looks like an actual woman, not a tranny like you.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine thinking that Russia doesn't have a problem with CSAM...
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Elaine IS a low IQ LARPer, tho. No two ways of looking at it.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Chris shoulda, huh? Elaine has an imaginary flying monkey army...
Elaine admitting she flaggots, and buys followers. And the reason she knows lolcow has CSAM... is cuz she put it there?
Elaine also claims to be fwends with a load of nonces, too. So there's that.
Elaine makes this claim, despite the recorded evidence to the contrary. And anyway, she's still a looney by any other name.
Emp has independently posting thirst pics of weird looking chicks for awhile, and Elaine put her own porn out there, linking it to a minor, and she never had a problem with nonce Graf distributing it...
Elaine admitting she flaggots, and buys followers. And the reason she knows lolcow has CSAM... is cuz she put it there?
Elaine also claims to be fwends with a load of nonces, too. So there's that.
Elaine makes this claim, despite the recorded evidence to the contrary. And anyway, she's still a looney by any other name.
Emp has independently posting thirst pics of weird looking chicks for awhile, and Elaine put her own porn out there, linking it to a minor, and she never had a problem with nonce Graf distributing it...
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Oh dear... E-loon has resorted to AI therapy... It seems like banal sort of analysis, just hinting at the "insecurities", but remember, the nutter who wanted to top the Queen, his AI gf supported him in that.
Elaine getting defensive, there. Over having a nonce janny, distributing porn to minors, not reporting (or endlessly screaming insults at him) Graf, and probably spamming all that CSAM on lolcow.farm.
ANd she's still defensive about being a low iq bpd whore.
Elaine getting defensive, there. Over having a nonce janny, distributing porn to minors, not reporting (or endlessly screaming insults at him) Graf, and probably spamming all that CSAM on lolcow.farm.
ANd she's still defensive about being a low iq bpd whore.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
She didn't mention Metocuck. Poor ol' metoccuck... they always get left out. btw literally more chance of me making more money off of me chanting E-lame has a thing for noncing-sah! to a kraut rock beat (that's an ref to The Fall) than Elaine has grifting off her thread.
Still bitter over Plodwinson, I see...
Still bitter over Plodwinson, I see...
caprisun
Baby Onion
You hit the nail on the head. The way she talks about Null, lidl, and half the commenters in her threads is textbook splitting BPD behavior. I don't think she is comfortable though, there's a reason why Elaine is addicted to attention and the company of the chomos she keeps. She was never going to be a successful beauty YouTuber or influencer with her fake bags, she couldn't even achieve the level of fraud Lillee Jean did. The only thing that Elaine has been successful at over the past 4 years is ruining her life and coping about her dox and nudes.
An actual Jewish woman once entertained Elaine's larp and it has been confirmed that she doesn't know Hebrew or Russian. Not that the results are surprising.
Admitting to being a bong would be much less embarrassing than continuing this awful Russian-Ashkenazi larp. The average 12 year old is a more effective sk1d than Elaine could ever hope to be.
Elaine is so big brained she is going to take credit for a (low effort) hack she had absolutely had nothing to do with, which resulted in her own poa.st DMs being leaked. I guess she thinks we've forgot she was catfished multiple times in early 2023 begging for Null to reveal his love for her. Deranged rat.
inb4 she posts another angry rant on twitter threatening to dox more onionbros
Reason: "i'm going to dox you blah blah blah"
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That angle gives her the most unfortunate man jaw I've ever seen on a woman. LFJ better watch out, there's a new shovel in town.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Pred-dur-turry? You mean Ash? Trying to provoke someone into sending SO-19 round to rag doll her?
Chinny reckon.
See? Elaine has already undermined her own credibility within minutes.
@caprisun Care to make a statement? You clearly caused an hour, at least, of head banging against wall for E-lame there.
Chinny reckon.
See? Elaine has already undermined her own credibility within minutes.
@caprisun Care to make a statement? You clearly caused an hour, at least, of head banging against wall for E-lame there.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
E-lame still head butting that wall...
Elame spazzes about lolcow.farm some more. Ms Miller reported caprisun to the rozzers, honest guv. Like lawyers (solicitors in Bongland) are involved... how's the battle going, E-lame? You winnin' yet?
Also: Daily? X
More lolcow.farm stuff.
Elame spazzes about lolcow.farm some more. Ms Miller reported caprisun to the rozzers, honest guv. Like lawyers (solicitors in Bongland) are involved... how's the battle going, E-lame? You winnin' yet?
Also: Daily? X
More lolcow.farm stuff.
More bint cat fight shit. Pas Ag version.
Yeeeeaaahh. But. Amber still posts on Commie Farms (has unknown socks), and was up in Plodwinson's DMs long before you. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
Defend her in public? She doesn't go out in public... the "night club" comment... still seething over Plodwinson?
Yeeeeaaahh. But. Amber still posts on Commie Farms (has unknown socks), and was up in Plodwinson's DMs long before you. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
Defend her in public? She doesn't go out in public... the "night club" comment... still seething over Plodwinson?
caprisun
Baby Onion
Daniel Stevens Cum Guzzler
Baby Onion
Oh based which one are you? The one that sat in vcs with Elaine for 18 hours a day recording her or the one who pretended to be Josh on telegram and discord to catfish her.
LCF admins were based they would pretend to be feminists all while gaslighting and grooming Elaine for content
caprisun
Baby Onion
Hey pisslane can you explain how lcf roasties are behind you being groomed and posting your musty asshole on lolcow.org and onionfarms, when you have admitted to uploading the content yourself? How old was cowboy/Bean when you exposed yourself to him?
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Just imagine what her Mum goes through, every time someone asked how her daughter is... Women live vicariously through their children. Most of what Mum's say is about their children, and what they do. "So Mrs Pissminge's Mum... WHat's Elaine up to these days?" "Oh, openly associating with nonces, she gave one a spanner..."
Pressing record is hardly gaslighting, nor grooming. btw Totz not E-lame, what do you think of Elaine giving nonce Graf a pass to spread her pron. What about her sharing it with a minor?
Certainly under 18, she was grooming him to gay op Plodwinson. He denied being groomed, but he's a groyper, who thirsted for Venti. He was groomed.
Nobody thinks E-lame is a terrorist, or hacker, and only SWATs by proxy.
That's some BPDin' from Elaine, there. And gives you an idea of how much empty space there is in Elaine's head. Enough room for a Whale.
"Wandering in the chaos the battle has left
We climb up a mountain of human flesh
To a plateau of green grass and green trees full of life
A young figure sits still by a pool
He's been stamped "Human Bacon" by some butchery tool
He is you...
Social Security took care of this lad
We watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower
(A flower?)"
Elaine doesn't know her Ancient Bubble Lore, perhaps she should buff up on that.
That's some BPDin' from Elaine, there. And gives you an idea of how much empty space there is in Elaine's head. Enough room for a Whale.
"Wandering in the chaos the battle has left
We climb up a mountain of human flesh
To a plateau of green grass and green trees full of life
A young figure sits still by a pool
He's been stamped "Human Bacon" by some butchery tool
He is you...
Social Security took care of this lad
We watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower
(A flower?)"
Elaine doesn't know her Ancient Bubble Lore, perhaps she should buff up on that.