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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Elaine acknowledged the possibility of joshy having a "secret gf"... then thought better of it...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759311419403620466
I think the broom's Mother got there first. Just look at him...
Interesting that E-lame deleted it. I think she's one of those "If I can't have you..." types.
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All of her problems would be solved if she literally just applied herself a little bit. I can’t keep up with her anymore it’s some schizo shit everyday + black and white thinking about random Kiwis. It was “I hate lidl drip so much she’s a fat troon whore” but the second someone mildly comes to Elaine’s defense it’s a complete 180. That’s textbook BPD and black and white thinking. I’m sure Null is her favorite person. I don’t understand how she’s so comfortable with being miserable other than the fact that she’s just histrionic and will do anything for attention. Guess I answered my own question but still I can’t wrap my mind around it.

Elaine if you’re reading this I think you would benefit from the gym and a calorie surplus. You could actually flex on your haters if you weren’t so skeletal. Maybe even learn a bit of Russian to keep up the larp.
 
Reason: I retard
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759415253920633240
I'm curious as to who called her that. Feeling it was her.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759419988669055018
NPC grifter is surprised NPC grifter likes NPC grifter. btw there was a thing awhile back, where Swifties would go to a concert and 5mins after leaving couldn't remember anything... it being so bland and NPC "coded".
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759409993139302889
That's what the broom's gotta do... yeah. Remember joshy slagging his Mum off... of course, that was BEFORE he became reliant on mentally ill single mothers. And their child benefit, that they give him... although it could go on their own children...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759396738006213032
Sure, Jan.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759642894309228682
"Oh Polythene Elaine... she thinks she's so gud lukin'... but she's fucking insane" Debt owed to the Beatles
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759643956755767353
Plodwinson doesn't use dincord... yeah right.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759645523777106238
E-lame concerned that someone might not be telling the truth. About the broom. Who is a less than passing acquaintance with the truth.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759647211485286817
Wob-eyed Elaine upset at someone making a joke about her googly eye balls.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759650158575227061
Ofc they never fucked. Look at his history of cows...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759651712380350517
N-dub bint Elaine, there. Still lurking.
 
Nektar Geist said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759642894309228682
"Oh Polythene Elaine... she thinks she's so gud lukin'... but she's fucking insane" Debt owed to the Beatles
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759643956755767353
Plodwinson doesn't use dincord... yeah right.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759645523777106238
E-lame concerned that someone might not be telling the truth. About the broom. Who is a less than passing acquaintance with the truth. ...truth.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759647211485286817
Wob-eyed Elaine upset at someone making a joke about her googly eye balls.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759650158575227061
Ofc they never fucked. Look at his history of cows...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759651712380350517
N-dub bint Elaine, there. Still lurking.
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You added "Elaine has been looking at her threads...again" as if her thread on both here and KF don't get relentlessly updated every day
 
Galactic Innerways said:
as if her thread on both here and KF don't get relentlessly updated every day
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It's more about how she used to say she wouldn't acknowledge them (anymore). Obvz she didn't. That's the only acknowledgement she gets. One thread on a site that totally not gay-opin' her via squitter and dincord (Kwiffar would NEVER do anything like that), and this one, with me giving wry sage advice (with some insults, cruel to be kind blah blah blah) and Emp... Elaine's "The One That Got Away".

I hope one day, this thread will be used in diagnosing future generations with BPD (Bint Personality Disorder). Parents can look at this thread, check their kids social media... if it looks similar... boom... Peace Corp it is for the little pishers.
 
Nektar Geist said:
It's more about how she used to say she wouldn't acknowledge them (anymore). Obvz she didn't. That's the only acknowledgement she gets. One thread on a site that totally not gay-opin' her via squitter and dincord (Kwiffar would NEVER do anything like that), and this one, with me giving wry sage advice (with some insults, cruel to be kind blah blah blah) and Emp... Elaine's "The One That Got Away".

I hope one day, this thread will be used in diagnosing future generations with BPD (Bint Personality Disorder). Parents can look at this thread, check their kids social media... if it looks similar... boom... Peace Corp it is for the little pishers.
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Welp she...screwed herself...I'll say that
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759679214716940774
Something something something... Neko shota joke. But don't worry Elaine, he'll come round... one day.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759706046866559025
Elaine must be upset at the Emp comment. It's true tho. Emp's the one that got away. That's why (again) she cannot keep her word and keep this site's name out of her whore mouth.
She'll run off to her dincord to get catfished now.
 
Elaine if you really wanna beat the fake Russian allegations take a video of yourself speaking Russian. Not voice only, voice and video. Put all the haydurs to shame by proving them wrong. I dare you.
 
Nektar Geist said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759642894309228682
"Oh Polythene Elaine... she thinks she's so gud lukin'... but she's fucking insane" Debt owed to the Beatles
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759643956755767353
Plodwinson doesn't use dincord... yeah right.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759645523777106238
E-lame concerned that someone might not be telling the truth. About the broom. Who is a less than passing acquaintance with the truth.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759647211485286817
Wob-eyed Elaine upset at someone making a joke about her googly eye balls.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759650158575227061
Ofc they never fucked. Look at his history of cows...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759651712380350517
N-dub bint Elaine, there. Still lurking.
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lol Elaine noticed me. I love that she’s calling me a larper because I called her one. She’s so unoriginal. Post a video of you simply speaking the Russian national anthem and I’ll believe you. Literally say “привет меня зовут Elaine” and I’ll believe you. Should be easy enough. Also Elaine is such a non-Russian name. It’s so pathetic why the fuck would you want to be slavic?
 
PythonPrincess said:
I love that she’s calling me a larper because I called her one.
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You know you've pricked her very thin and pasty looking skin, when she'll do what Ash does. The ol' "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I then?"
PythonPrincess said:
Post a video of you simply speaking the Russian national anthem and I’ll believe you.
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She can barely speak English.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759713785231601790
Well... that completely went over her bonce, didn't it?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759715452333207554
Elaine is not feeling alone. 'K?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759724953841045776
My take, which I know Elaine will not want to heard... is more of a question... has Elaine watched that video and thought... "that tranny acts less like a tranny, than I do?" The constant hair flicking that troons are accused of, Elaine does it a lot more than this troon in the video.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759725835932541066
Gym owners (of both sexes) are pretty PO'd with bints like this, with their cameras. You might remember a few months ago, the slew of "tik tok girl gets called out in gym" videos. And Elaine, you do fuck all exercise, I doubt you could walk at 5mph, for 30mins with out having an attack of some kind.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759726081249063175
Guessing that's Pigtits squitter... "He's my thing, get away from my thing, get your own thing".
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759738289152483350
Elaine is upset people won't excuse her shitty behaviour and personality on ADHD.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759743517331489084
That'll sort the wheat from the chaff... won't stop the paranoia. That's from the schizophrenia.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759749786746363955
TBF, personality disorder is a personality disorder. Elaine is a shitty person. Et la.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759755295348113686
It's Hutsell. Tommy isn't her real husband. She just took the name so people wouldn't call out her rabid anti semitism. Strange isn't it? You make fun of some loony on the web, and it's the "You're weljel, you must fancy me". Elaine and Ash are so alike. And as I've said, Elaine keeps on drinking the way she does...
I guess she doesn't like me saying "Cam-whoreland". She chooses to say she goes there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759766294461551067
"Yeah... that's deffo some slav bint, oh yes... it's actually me, but I'm not really cutting myself, but I was, but I had to say that..." NPClaine there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759826273763827991
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1759842941764309361
What fresh LARP is this?
 
If it happened someone would've clipped it, do it again Elaine.

Also that thing about touching grass, there is a phenomenon surrounding the mourning dove population decreasing exponentially since the late 90s-early 2000s, a sound that was prolific for many children who played outside due to their prevalence, so going outside then vs now does feel different in that regard. It's less about the going outside and more about the weird sense of loss that is experienced. But of course I wouldn't expect Elaine to catch onto nuance.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760421383555715137
Emp, youse gots sum splainin' to do...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760421949593825318
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760428068861034701
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760422466751443105
WHen was Elaine's thread created? That was BEFORE Chudbuds... Elaine is psychotic
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760424167092969581
Women love Depp, not Turd. Cue Bruce Hornsby and the Range...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760428586148692021
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760429849339163078
Elaine after failing to be sexualized in the way she wants... whines on squitter.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760431317450473540
Read: People laughed at the porn she made (and willingly distributed herself), now she seethes.
 
Elaine released nasty shit herself as an adult, and wants everyone to believe it's fake just like her dox. It isn't revenge porn if the only person involved is the one who released it unless you wanna claim you've got multiple personalities.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760562820997840969
The caps are... confused... it's something to do with Lillee Jean, but perhaps someone else can explain.
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1760603342198190279
Clout chasing Jackie "Not Funny At All" Singh. Things must be tough...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760588510870839425
These types of squits are Elaine at her finest... accusing people of shit she's done herself. The best bit: Revenge prongerz and pedos get the bullet... except the one's you gave a wrench to, huh?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760599802855780777
Elaine forgets, although she is a cow, she only ever talks about other cows.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760566474073059391
Something something shared pron something something with a minor.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760564182276006257
E-lame doesn't realise that most of her "engagement", is me posting her psychosis to this thread, and trolls or her socks.
 
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Elaine's "engagement" comes from her riding the coattails of men who did all the heavy lifting. The self proclaimed man hater can't get anywhere without using men to get there. Pretty lame.
 
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