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December 17, 2024: Nigerian pastor in church claims to bring dead person back to life

Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
If Elaine wasn't BPD, she wouldn't be chasing after a short obese American man nearly twice her age for validation. What I find intriguing is her trajectory is nearly identical to Pantsu's, jumping from one internet personality to another. The only difference is Elaine wants all of that attention and infamy for herself whereas Pantsu went through phases of wanting it and not wanting it.

They have similar looks too. One has a horse face, one has a man face.
 
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1747410869535793484
Man. Hands.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747417723204772344
Ironwinson? A mincer? It's not a new idea... to anyone who reads this thread.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747424859192250797
The broom is repeating your description. The real reason, it'sbecause she's a cow who looks like she lives under a bridge. Plodwinson likes that sort of thing... according to PPP gossip.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747565267872362862
"He's like totally obsessed with me... not the other way round"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747543814242218245
There are root vegatables with higher IQ than E-lame
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747488256629882948
How old was Cowboy, when Elaine was grooming him?
 
expectation v . reality​
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lmao chinklaine
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Wax strips, bangs to hide her humungous forehead, pore strips, dental care for the plaque, teeth whitening strips, moisturizer, Olaplex shampoo and conditioner for her dry hay-like hair, under eye gel masks, lash lifts, calorie surplus + weight training.

Elaine if you're reading this, please take my advice. You may even be able to rope in more simps and orbiters with your mediocre appearance if you listen to me.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747933597632188451
But... Elaine... you are low IQ.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747882824210792613
Did send a copy of your passport. It's ok, Elaine. You were born in a dull suburb of London. It's fine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747956788429811890
And Elaine wonders why people call her low IQ
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747963656401207690
DYK? Aura is a term for the visual distortion you get during a migraine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747972138634543118
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747972507188228464
Yeah. Chucklefuck really doesn't like you mentioning their Dad. They quit a stream over it.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748128014682947775
Non Squitur
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748128696957821328
She didn't take that well, then...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748129901411029272
Ok. 1. Elaine still has a shitty personality, whatever bunch of letters disorder 2. Sektur women? Who are these sektur women? Is it like The Lizzies (you're gonna have to watch The Warriors), only, the sektur women cry when you talk about their: family, mental health, weight. Then try to stab each other, just to simp from clout from, for example, a guy who killed a dog. Nobody wants that trim. Plenty of crazy you can stick your dick in, before you get to Homeless Drug Addict Evelyn.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748133183940333767
Elaine is huffing Sherm levels of Cope, there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748131234075533535
Admitted to supporting the dkf campaign, to the tune of £1000.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748141476658208913
tbf, the fan fic of the Broomlaine shipping is all about Elaine terrorizing joshy with her weird eyes, thoughts and body. Like Misery, only joshy is bedridden because he's fat and lazy, and Elaine just talks to him, because she doesn't have the physical strength of Annie Wilkes. The brooms cankles will have given out, under the stress of his own wobbley arse, so it doesn't really matter.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748165371138285793
1. Just hence. 2. Put the device down, get some exercise, that'll help with the dreams
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748166191862919334
"The candy coloured clown they call the sand man..."
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748199809310175710
Falsely? Yeah, but...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748351921725886496
Elaine, Maddie died in the apt. Only super tards think the McCanns are innocent. Oh, and the pervs in the Police Nonce Squad.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748368631333884385
It's 2024. Still posting smack about E-lame. Suffah bint!
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748382357692801384
An flaggot, there. Defending another an flaggot.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748604061169877154
Only 5 people... she's known for years
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748579982257885533
Had. He had. Not no more. To think, Elaine is more annoying, and more of a waste of time/space than Tommy Tooter. More of a nonce, too.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748575314861555884
Elaine can't stop trying to get Emp's attention.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748568757163749496
She was dox'd, only recently, in Cam-whoreland.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748567660630065495
Sure Elaine... sure.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1748575064985841826
Shocking lack of Cognizant, there.
 
Elaine is sitting on her ass in her parents house in London doomscrolling to see if anyone mentions her name so she can seethe about it. There are random occasions where she goes on trips on daddy's dime, but she is still a terminally online loser who is the bane of her parents existence because they realize she will never amount to anything. She always goes back home to the same bedroom and bathroom where she filmed the videos she still tries to pass off as deepfakes.
 
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